Posted on 07/23/2016 4:47:42 PM PDT by Hugin
Yesterday Hillary Clinton announced her VP running mate, Tim Kaine. Let me tell you how that decision looks from a persuasion standpoint. I’ll ignore Kaine’s education, experience, political preferences, and anything else that voters say they care about but don’t. Today, let’s just talk about how people will feel about it.
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TIMMY !
(think South Park)
I was always mocking him when he was Gov. by saying TIMMY! (in TIMMY’s voice) everytime he was on the TV, so my son got me a South Park TIMMY! figure.
(Hi Hugin. I wrote this a few hours ago. No apologies to Clapton for “Cocaine”. :) )
If you love ‘platitude’, here’s your gal and your dude;
Clinton-Kaine.
If you embrace distrust, then this team is a must;
Clinton-Kaine.
She will lie, she will lie, they will lie;
Clinton-Kaine.
If you like pandering, or shrills that make your ears ring;
Clinton-Kaine.
Promoting racial divide, it’s not tough to decide;
Clinton-Kaine.
She will lie, she will lie, they will lie;
Clinton-Kaine.
If you like flags half-staff or foreign policy gaffes;
Clinton-Kaine.
Don’t forget this sad fact: they don’t ‘have your back’;
Clinton-Kaine.
She will lie, she will lie, they will lie;
Clinton-Kaine.
If you once “Felt the Bern” but you still didn’t learn;
Clinton-Kaine.
When you wanna grow debt, then they’re your very best bet;
Clinton-Kaine.
She will lie, she will lie, they will lie;
Clinton-Kaine.
Emails un-classified? Then you’ll be satisfied;
Clinton-Kaine.
Want a fake and a bore? They’re the team you’ll adore;
Clinton-Kaine.
She will lie, she will lie, they will lie;
Clinton-Kaine.
She will lie, they will lie, please don’t buy...
Clinton-Kaine.
"Clinton will probably win the vote of women. Her problem is men. If you ask a man why he doesn’t like Hillary Clinton, he might say something about her policies and her history. But the persuasion filter says the real reason men don’t like Clinton is that they can’t stand listening to her. Her speaking style reminds men of every bad relationship they have ever had with a woman. We’re all irrational sexists on some level, and Clinton sounds to many male ears like a disgruntled ex-wife, or perhaps your mom who had a really bad day. That’s a problem if you need the male vote."
J. J. Kale wrote “Cocaine”
I live in Richmond and have been watching Tim Kaine since he was Mayor. He is not capable. It’s a wonder to me how he got to be Gov. and Senator.
Thank you!!! Good catch!
Do you expect her to be out before the election Health or history
“It’s a wonder to me how he got to be Gov. and Senator.”
Marrying the daughter of the “Big Daddy” of Richmond, for openers? Think John Fing Kerry., with fewer morals.
does anyone know how many people showed up to Hillary’s Miami rally?
Hillary Clinton has promised to be Barack Obama in a pantsuit, which means the downward trend will continue as the Democrat practice of “Promise Everything, Deliver Nothing, Blame Others” goes on*
*Obama’s Divide-and-Rule Presidency American Thinker ^ | July 18, 2016 | Jeffrey T. Brown
Change it to Crooked/Kaine or Crook & Kaine.
I always said ‘No one wants to vote for their ex-wife!’
Have no idea !
Or a balding man with overgrown eyebrows, yellow teeth with long dog teeth. Some should take CANE ( I refuse to spell his name any other way) to the groomer. Buy him clothes that fit while they are at it!
Bottom line, he’s not as good looking as Pence.
No one cares. Hillary lost.
I remember when we all used to mock him. Called him “The Eyebrow”. Someone had a gif that was hysterical.
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