the only solution is to import more...
Posted on 01/01/2016 8:44:49 PM PST by John Semmens
A surge in crimes committed by Muslim refugees in Germany and elsewhere has European governments perplexed over how to cope. Thanks to Muslim immigration, Sweden is now the western world's leader in rape. Similar surges in sexual assault, beatings and thefts by recent immigrants in other countries have sparked widespread fear among indigenous inhabitants.
German Minister of Information Hansel Verbrecher described his government's dilemma as "a clash of cultural values. As Muslims see it, an uncovered woman is a sinner, at best. If she is also an unbeliever, the Quran says it is just for a Muslim to rape or kill her. Likewise, under Islamic law Muslims are entitled to seize the property of unbelievers. While these beliefs contradict what we normally expect from our citizens, do we have the moral right to impose our values on an unwilling Muslim resident?"
Verbrecher tentatively praised Norway's efforts to educate Muslim immigrants by providing voluntary classes aimed at discouraging Muslim men from raping Norwegian women. "At least they're offering an option, though at the latest report few Muslims attend, and that seems mostly for the free food offered," Verbrecher said. "I suppose we could do the same in Germany, but I'm not optimistic it will accomplish the desired results."
Amad Atakir, a recent immigrant to Germany from Syria, rejected the notion that he might have to adapt to European customs. "The only law is Allah's law," Atakir proclaimed. "No government laws that contradict Allah's laws can be accepted. Allah gave the Earth to his followers. The sooner the Germans and others recognize this and submit to Islam the sooner there can be peace under a unified faith."
In related news, New York City's public schools are weighing Muslim demands that school lunches comply with halal regulations. Councilman Rafael Espinal, Jr. (Brooklyn) is sponsoring a city ordinance that would mandate halal food in the schools and defended the disparate handing of requests for kosher food, saying that "there is no risk that any Jews will try to kill us for refusing their request. I am not as confident that Muslims would exercise the same kind of self-restraint."
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
https://www.freedomsphoenix.com/Opinion/188935-2016-01-01-semi-news-semi-satire-january-3-2016-edition.htm
ping
This line in particular.... I'm uncertain if this was actually said...but I AM certain it was running through people's minds.
defended the disparate handing of requests for kosher food, saying that "there is no risk that any Jews will try to kill us for refusing their request. I am not as confident that Muslims would exercise the same kind of self-restraint."
Link seems to be broken?
the only solution is to import more...
That melting pot has got to be around here somewhere.
I think this story is closer to the truth than many know.
Excellent but sounds very true!!
Thanks!
"The only law is Allah's law," Atakir proclaimed. "No government laws that contradict Allah's laws can be accepted. Allah gave the Earth to his followers. The sooner the Germans and others recognize this and submit to Islam the sooner there can be peace under a unified faith."
That is exactly the kind of crap the SOBs spout all over the news every opportunity they are given.
Do They?
The real question is what do we do when they do! Lethal bacon lard injection would be appropriate.
Where’s the semi-satire?
So close to the truth, it hurts.
Thanks again for the ping.
Muslims beating on young kid.....so much for successful integration
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b__2Nr8zPFw
Unfortunately this is way too close to reality.
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