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Preppers' Twelve Days of Christmas
12/24/15 | Kartographer

Posted on 12/24/2015 7:52:54 AM PST by Kartographer

An oldie, but a goodie!


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Preppers' Twelve Days of Christmas

On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me; A cartridge belt and a pear tree.

On the second day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree

On the third day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.

On the fourth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.

On the fifth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.

On the sixth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.

On the seventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.

On the eighth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.

On the ninth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.

On the tenth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Ten cords of wood, nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.

On the eleventh day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Eleven types of flashlights, ten cords of wood, nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.

On the twelfth day of Christmas my true love gave to me; Twelve drums of fuel, eleven types of flashlights, ten cords of wood, nine boxes of ammo, eight blades a-sharpened, seven swine a grunting, six fleece lined jackets, Five GOLD COINS, four mauls and axes, three laying hens, two pairs of gloves and a cartridge belt and a pear tree.

1 posted on 12/24/2015 7:52:54 AM PST by Kartographer
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To: appalachian_dweller; OldPossum; DuncanWaring; VirginiaMom; CodeToad; goosie; kalee; ...

A Merry Preppers Christmas and to all a GOOD fight! ;-)


2 posted on 12/24/2015 7:54:04 AM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

And a Very Merry Christmas, Kart!


3 posted on 12/24/2015 7:54:27 AM PST by Old Sarge
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To: Old Sarge

I hope Santa can still make it in to your compound tonight! :-) Merry Christmas!


4 posted on 12/24/2015 7:56:51 AM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

I have lost track of all my prepping. Is there or can we do a prepping 101 for beginners so that I can get back on track?

Links and info would be VERY appreciated.

Thank you in advance.


5 posted on 12/24/2015 7:58:59 AM PST by Dacula (Southern lives matter!)
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To: Kartographer

Someone’s daughter (it was mentioned on C2C) does basically radiologic-epidomology studies for a university and studied the results of above ground nuclear tests.

She found the one of the creatures with practically all time record radiation immunity was...

the common chicken!

So I would probably trade the pigs for some chickens, but that’s just me!


6 posted on 12/24/2015 8:00:39 AM PST by djf ("It's not about being nice, it's about being competent!" - Donald Trump)
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To: Dacula

Sounds like a good way to start the new year.


7 posted on 12/24/2015 8:02:46 AM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: djf

Me I think we will need bacon in the coming fight so I stick with having some swine on the list.


8 posted on 12/24/2015 8:05:06 AM PST by Kartographer ("We mutually pledge to each other our lives, our fortunes and our sacred honor.")
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To: Kartographer

I’m an egg man, myself!!

BTW, Have a Merry, Merry Christmas! To you and all my FReeper friends!


9 posted on 12/24/2015 8:25:18 AM PST by djf ("It's not about being nice, it's about being competent!" - Donald Trump)
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To: djf

Besides I missed the “three laying hens” so I guess we’re good!

;-)


10 posted on 12/24/2015 8:26:54 AM PST by djf ("It's not about being nice, it's about being competent!" - Donald Trump)
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To: Dacula
I have lost track of all my prepping. Is there or can we do a prepping 101 for beginners so that I can get back on track

My initial prepping was a bunch of canned goods in 2009. I'm going to go through my stuff in January and toss stuff that is way past expiration and replace it with the freeze dried equivalent. After my initial prepping I did the long term stuff so I do have a lot of that, but I need to clean up my space for more.

11 posted on 12/24/2015 8:54:31 AM PST by Starstruck (I'm usually sarcastic. Deal with it.)
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To: Kartographer

Merry Christmas, Kartographer!
Will we have a preppers’ new year’s resolutions thread?


12 posted on 12/24/2015 9:00:02 AM PST by mumblypeg (I've seen the future; brother it is murder. -L. Cohen)
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To: Kartographer
Kartoggrapher,

Thanks for all the great prepper posts over the last year!

Now if Santa would on;ly get here safely with that load of new prepper supplies.....


13 posted on 12/24/2015 9:03:12 AM PST by Iron Munro (The wise have stores of choice food and oil but a foolish man devours all he has. Proverbs 21:20)
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To: Kartographer

I’m jealous of you with your true love.

I’m guessing she requested tp so y’all are covered.


14 posted on 12/24/2015 9:04:55 AM PST by bgill (CDC site, "We still do not know exactly how people are infected with Ebola")
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To: Kartographer

good one! Love it.


15 posted on 12/24/2015 9:07:45 AM PST by CPT Clay (Hillary: Julius and Ethal Rosenberg were electrocuted for selling classified info.)
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To: Kartographer

Merry Christmas, Thank you for running the proper ping list.


16 posted on 12/24/2015 9:09:57 AM PST by verga (I might as well be playing chess with pigeons.)
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To: Kartographer

I was adding up all the fowl in the original version just last night. Every day more is added, until there are twelve partridges, twenty-two turtle doves, thirty French Hens, etc. Wow, that’s a lot of guano don’tchaknow! And with thirty-six calling birds, who can sleep!


17 posted on 12/24/2015 9:11:39 AM PST by MHGinTN (Is it really all relative, Mister Einstein?)
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To: Kartographer

missing
13 days of bourbon


18 posted on 12/24/2015 9:55:20 AM PST by reviled downesdad (Mother Teresa on abortion: "It's poverty that children must die so people can live as they choose")
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To: Starstruck

I need to make sure that I have all of my bases covered and probably go through my inventory to see if anything is out of date or needs improvement.

I remodeled an old closet this past summer and made it into a pantry. I have saved a lot of money my doing that. I have two teenage boys and found cans of Chef Boy R Dee for .16 a can. I ended up buying close to 100. I doubt I have half that now.


19 posted on 12/24/2015 10:06:24 AM PST by Dacula (Southern lives matter!)
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To: Lazamataz

Birds, everywhere!


20 posted on 12/24/2015 10:24:34 AM PST by MHGinTN (Is it really all relative, Mister Einstein?)
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