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VIDEO: Ted Cruz auditions for The Simpsons
Canada Free Press ^ | 06/30/15 | Dan Calabrese

Posted on 06/30/2015 5:16:51 PM PDT by Sean_Anthony

And he's pretty darn good too.

Confession: I’m generally not a fan of these candidate-attempts-comedy bits, not only because they’re usually terrible but because I get a little tired of politicians trying to appeal to people on the basis of things that are irrelevant to the office they’re seeking. I really don’t care if I ever see Jeb Bush slow-jam the news on Jimmy Fallon, and needless to say I’d rather boil my skin in acid than see Hillary Clinton attempt to be funny in any way whatsoever.

But dang. This is pretty good:

It’s still no reason to vote for (or against) him, but maybe there’s a tiny bit of relevance insofar as the left would have you believe Cruz is this fire-breathing ball of hate who wants to ruin life for everyone. Come on. No one that horrible could have this much fun and be this genuinely self-effacing. And he’s pretty darn good too. I thought the Ned Flanders bit was probably the best of the lot, but even Homer he nailed pretty nicely.

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TOPICS: Humor; Politics; Society; TV/Movies
KEYWORDS: 2016election; election2016; simpsons; tedcruz; texas

1 posted on 06/30/2015 5:16:51 PM PDT by Sean_Anthony
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2 posted on 06/30/2015 5:19:43 PM PDT by Crazieman (Article V or National Divorce. The only solutions now.)
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They aren’t good impressions but it is nice to see a candidate with a sense of humor that isn’t based on being nasty to someone else.


3 posted on 06/30/2015 5:20:33 PM PDT by cripplecreek (Sad fact, most people just want a candidate to tell them what they want to hear)
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8qRZvlZZ0DY
4 posted on 06/30/2015 5:44:17 PM PDT by South40 ("I probably identify more as a democRAT" ~Donald Trump)
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They line up to guest star on The Simpsons. Everybody wants some. Eddie? Dave? Alex? Wolfie? Heh...
5 posted on 06/30/2015 5:53:51 PM PDT by W. ( Animals are much stupider since Noah's Ark, because of inbreeding.--Oglaf)
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To: Sean_Anthony

Nixon did a quick cameo on Laugh In in 1968 ... “Sock it to me???” IIRC it was just after the Democrats had their infamous convention in Chicago and it was so weird and out of character that it was memorable.


6 posted on 06/30/2015 6:01:12 PM PDT by katana (Just my opinions)
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To: cripplecreek

Man I just like the guy. He wasn’t stiff or wooden either, he seems to be pretty natural at this kind of thing. Its kinda like he “gets it”, just goofy enough to be human, but not fake. I really believe that he watches “The Simpsons”


7 posted on 06/30/2015 6:43:09 PM PDT by cport (How can political capital be spent on a bunch of ingrates)
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To: katana

I will never forget that episode, nor how surprised I was.

Sigh.... the good old days, when Ruth Buzzi was on the TV and not the Supreme Court.

Say good night, Dick.


8 posted on 06/30/2015 8:14:00 PM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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At the end of the article the author wonders about Ted auditioning for Twin Peaks characters. I can see him as Dale Cooper big time.

Damn fine cherry pie.


9 posted on 06/30/2015 8:17:19 PM PDT by PlateOfShrimp
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To: PlateOfShrimp

Lol, don’t forget the coffee.


10 posted on 06/30/2015 9:07:04 PM PDT by To Hell With Poverty (All freedom must be transported in bottles of 3 oz or less. - Freeper relictele)
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I LOVE HIM!!!! Waiting for the supremes to green light polyandry so I can ask Ted Cruz to marry me!


11 posted on 06/30/2015 9:30:17 PM PDT by Yaelle ("You're gonna fly away, Glad you're going my way...")
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Taking on pop culture is what killed the Simpsons. I like Cruz, but as soon as The Simpsons started having guests the show fell to trash.


12 posted on 06/30/2015 10:35:50 PM PDT by Organic Panic
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13 posted on 07/01/2015 10:24:48 AM PDT by SoConPubbie (Mitt and Obama: They're the same poison, just a different potency)
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