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Prostitute Charged With Hate Crime for Refusing to Service Same Sex Client [satire]
Rumor Mill | 4/3/15 | P-Marlowe

Posted on 04/03/2015 9:18:01 AM PDT by P-Marlowe

An alleged street prostitute is being held without bail in the Clark County Jail after was charged with soliciting sex with an add on charge of a violation of Nevada's Hate Crimes Statute when she solicited sex from a "John" who was a policewoman dressed as a Businessman who later identified herself as a lesbian.

The suspect, identified by her street name of "Cherry Blossom" approached the undercover officer and suggested that the two could engage in specific sexual acts in exchange for money. The officer then identified herself as a Lesbian and the suspect then is alleged to have said, "Sorry, I don't service Lesbians." The officer then identified herself as a police officer and arrested the suspect. She has been charged with soliciting sex and an add on-charge of a hate crime violation was added because she refused to service a lesbian.

Cherry Blosssom has received numerous death threats on twitter and social media following her arrest and her attorney indicated that she will obviously have to change her name if and when she is ever released from jail.


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To: P-Marlowe

Too close to today’s truth...... thanks


41 posted on 04/03/2015 10:24:08 AM PDT by Lockbox
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To: P-Marlowe

Sorry, satire doesn’t work when nothing is beyond the pale.


42 posted on 04/03/2015 10:24:44 AM PDT by freedomfiter2 (Brutal acts of commission and yawning acts of omission both strengthen the hand of the devil.)
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To: Alex Murphy

The scary thing is that the story is believable.


43 posted on 04/03/2015 10:24:48 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
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To: MrB

Only when reported by a presstitute.


44 posted on 04/03/2015 10:25:37 AM PDT by TurboZamboni (Those who make peaceful revolution impossible will make violent revolution inevitable.-JFK)
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To: P-Marlowe

Somewhere, sometime, somebody has to fight the hate crime charge as unconstitutional. It violates freedom of association, freedom of speech, and I’m sure other parts of the Constitution and Amendments. I’d even chip in to a legal fund for this hooker to fight the charge.


45 posted on 04/03/2015 10:25:54 AM PDT by LoneRangerMassachusetts (behind enemy lines)
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To: LoneRangerMassachusetts; Jim Robinson; xzins
I’d even chip in to a legal fund for this hooker to fight the charge.

You can send your donation to Free Republic instead, because the story is satire. :-)

46 posted on 04/03/2015 10:29:38 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
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To: LoneRangerMassachusetts; Jim Robinson; xzins
I’d even chip in to a legal fund for this hooker to fight the charge.

You can send your donation to Free Republic instead, because the story is satire. :-)

47 posted on 04/03/2015 10:29:38 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
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To: P-Marlowe
The scary thing is that the story is believable.

To be sure, it's excellent work. IMO to make satire really pop, you need to bury one unbelievable over-the-top detail in the later parts of the story, after all of the lazy readers have tuned out. I would've named the arresting officer something like "J Reno" to see who's still paying attention!

48 posted on 04/03/2015 10:40:02 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: P-Marlowe; LoneRangerMassachusetts; Jim Robinson

My screen showed (satire) in the heading at the outset.

How could anyone miss it? Perhaps ‘satire’ is a word not in their vocabulary yet?

In any case, there’s only one thing that makes this believable, and that is that our culture has really gotten that crazy.


49 posted on 04/03/2015 10:40:15 AM PDT by xzins (Donate to the Freep-a-Thon or lose your ONLY voice. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: P-Marlowe

Today is satire, tomorrow its real.


50 posted on 04/03/2015 10:45:33 AM PDT by Raycpa
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To: P-Marlowe

I shared this important news item on my FB page, with all credit to you as the writer and Rumor Mill as the publisher.

People need to see this and start standing up for LGBT people - if you’re not going to to sleep with ANYONE then WHY BECOME A PROSTITUTE?

I’m sickened over the unfairness of this denial of service.


51 posted on 04/03/2015 10:46:32 AM PDT by CaptainPhilFan
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To: xzins
How could anyone miss it?

I made it really small.

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52 posted on 04/03/2015 10:47:34 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
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To: Alex Murphy
I would've named the arresting officer something like "J Reno" to see who's still paying attention!

It was a first draft. I had to get it posted quickly before someone else thought of it. ;-)

53 posted on 04/03/2015 10:53:04 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
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To: xzins; Admin Moderator

I think the Mods put the “satire tag” in the heading. It wasn’t there when I posted it.

The fact that they had to do that shows that the story is plausible.


54 posted on 04/03/2015 10:55:49 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
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To: P-Marlowe

now if you oppose it, you are branded a bigot


Actually, only if you oppose it on Biblical grounds.


55 posted on 04/03/2015 11:10:05 AM PDT by MrB (The difference between a Humanist and a Satanist - the latter admits whom he's working for)
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To: P-Marlowe; John Semmens; Alex Murphy

Yep, I’ll bet the mods did it. Some rule came down not too long ago about satire being labeled as such.

What I couldn’t determine from the story was if Cherry Blossum was an illegal immigrant. That would have presented a dilemma, illegal rights being mentioned numerous times, and lesbian rights being mentioned only 3 or 4 by the Constitutional Convention. Good thing neither claimed in public to be Christians. Religious rights aren’t mentioned anyplace.


56 posted on 04/03/2015 11:13:58 AM PDT by xzins (Donate to the Freep-a-Thon or lose your ONLY voice. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: xzins; blue-duncan
Yep, I’ll bet the mods did it. Some rule came down not too long ago about satire being labeled as such.

I kinda labeled it as "satire." Just not in the headline.

N3

57 posted on 04/03/2015 11:20:56 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
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To: P-Marlowe
Sorry, I forgot you already said that.
58 posted on 04/03/2015 11:27:13 AM PDT by xzins (Donate to the Freep-a-Thon or lose your ONLY voice. https://secure.freerepublic.com/donate/)
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To: P-Marlowe
I kinda labeled it as "satire." Just not in the headline.

Or you could go the opposite direction, as I did back in 2006:
[SATIRE] EXCOMMUNICATION CRAZE [SATIRE] SWEEPS U.S. [SATIRE] CATHOLICS [SATIRE]

59 posted on 04/03/2015 11:32:30 AM PDT by Alex Murphy ("the defacto Leader of the FR Calvinist Protestant Brigades")
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To: xzins; Alex Murphy

UPDATE

An alleged street prostitute is being held without bail in the Clark County Jail after she was charged with soliciting sex with an additional felony charge of a violation of Nevada’s Hate Crimes Statute, when she solicited sex from what she thought was a “John” who was actually a policewoman dressed as a Businessman who later identified herself as a cross dressing lesbian.

The suspect, identified by her street name of “Cherry Blossom” approached the undercover officer and suggested that the two could engage in specific sexual acts in exchange for money. The officer, identified as Sgt. Janet Reno, then identified herself as a Lesbian.

After she identified herself as a cross dressing lesbian, the suspect then is alleged to have said, “Sorry, honey, I’m a Christian Prostitute. I don’t service Lesbians.”

The officer then identified herself as a police officer and arrested the suspect. She has been charged with soliciting sex and a felony hate crime violation was added because she refused to provide her professional services to a lesbian.

Cherry Blosssom has received numerous death threats on twitter and social media following her arrest and her attorney indicated that she will obviously have to change her name if and when she is ever released from jail.

When asked whether she would also change her sex as part of her identity change, her attorney had no comment. He did indicate, however, that his client obviously couldn’t afford such an operation and her Obamacare policy does have a $10,000 deductible on sex change operations.

A gofundme account has been established to help her to defend herself and to meet bail and pay for her attorney fees.

A separate go fund me account has been set up to help defray the costs of the sex change operation should Ms. Blossom need to go that far to avoid the death threats.

/satire


60 posted on 04/03/2015 11:45:45 AM PDT by P-Marlowe (Saying that ISIL is not Islamic is like saying Obama is not an Idiot.)
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