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Ted Cruz is Sarah Palin with a high IQ
The Los Angeles Times ^ | April 2, 2015 | David Horsey

Posted on 04/02/2015 8:49:38 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet

If I were to mirror the example of the delusional right-wing folks who have spent seven years creating apocalyptic fantasies about how Barack Obama is a communistic, Muslim Antichrist, I could probably manufacture some scary characterizations of the first announced candidate for the 2016 Republican presidential nomination, Ted Cruz — but I won’t. Instead, I want to compare him favorably to his ideological soul mate, Sarah Palin, which may be even more scary..

Both the Texas senator and the former Alaska governor oppose abortion and same-sex marriage. They both want a smaller federal government and a more confrontational foreign policy. They want to repeal Obamacare and seal up the borders. Both are darlings of the tea party. Neither believes climate change is real. When they are in front of evangelical Christian crowds, they talk freely about salvation and prayer warriors. Both are so ambitious that they barely warmed the seats in their first major elected offices before jumping into campaigns at the highest level of national politics.

On just about everything, Cruz and Palin are on the same page. The difference is that the page Cruz reads from is in a law book, while Palin’s is in People magazine.

Palin is pretty much the embodiment of scatterbrained. Her off-the-cuff speeches are hilarious, nonsensical contortions of the English language. Her occasional stints as a pundit on Fox News are so daffy that even the sympathetic conservative hosts seem baffled by her blather. She is an attractive celebrity who is a good fit for a TV reality show, not for any position that would allow her to get her manicured fingers on the nuclear codes....

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TOPICS: Government; Politics; Society
KEYWORDS: cruz; palin; pds; teaparty; tedcruz
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Yes, you knew this was coming. It is exactly why the media kept Palin alive in those oddly timed and out of the blue columns and coverage.

She is their standard and bar, to which they intended to whack and nail any conservative contender, in order to keep them from gaining top tier attention or traction in this nomination cycle. Lump them in with Sarah Palin and they immediately lose credibility with the electorate that makes the difference. Independents and cranky establishment Republicans.

Ted Cruz is leading in the conservative tier, so from the beginning the Left have no doubt polled the focus groups with some contortions to see what might work to turn him into Palin.

It will never work.


61 posted on 04/02/2015 10:16:13 PM PDT by RitaOK ( VIVA CRISTO REY / Public education is the farm team for more Marxists coming)
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To: Drew68
I'd pay money to see two Ivy League trained lawyers, say, hypothetically, Hillary Clinton and Ted Cruz, debate. Good thing is, it'll probably be free and on every network.
62 posted on 04/02/2015 10:16:18 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You can help: https://www.tedcruz.org/donate/)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

“If I were to mirror the example of the delusional right-wing folks who have spent seven years creating apocalyptic fantasies about how Barack Obama is a communistic, Muslim Antichrist,”

Pshaw. We don’t believe that Barky is the Antichrist.

He’s just going to be chief of staff for the Antichrist.


63 posted on 04/02/2015 10:21:43 PM PDT by Pelham (The refusal to deport is defacto amnesty)
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To: JaguarXKE

Exactly!!

They are such education snobs and just about as incestuous as it gets! There is education AND there is wisdom. They don’t have the latter....Sarah does.


64 posted on 04/02/2015 10:39:00 PM PDT by luvie (All my heroes wear camos! Thank you David, Michael, Chris, Txradioguy, JJ, CMS, & ALL Vets, too!)
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To: kiryandil

Yeah...he was clearly in full tingle mode...


65 posted on 04/02/2015 10:40:30 PM PDT by Regulator
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

I think Ted’s a bright guy, but exactly how would we know Sarah has a low IQ? I’ve never seen paperwork on a test, you’ve never seen paperwork on a test, and I’d put it to you that Mr. Horsey never has, either.


66 posted on 04/02/2015 11:19:28 PM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2016: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway.)
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To: RichInOC

How many “morons” get to be state governors of their own accord without family connections?


67 posted on 04/02/2015 11:21:34 PM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You can help: https://www.tedcruz.org/donate/)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Or do it by beating the incumbent in the primary, then beating the incumbent’s predecessor in the general?


68 posted on 04/03/2015 12:03:12 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2016: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet; Jim Robinson; RedMDer; trisham; The Cajun; musicman; TheOldLady; deoetdoctrinae; ...
Ted Cruz is smarter and more intelligent than ALL demonic-rats put together.

NO NEED to try to slam Sarah Palin who's also smarter, more intelligent AND honest than ALL DEOMIC-RATS PUT TOGETHER.

TED CRUZ IS HOWEVER, THE SMARTEST, MOST INTELLIGENT AND HONEST POLITICIAN TO COME ALONG SINCE OUR FOUNDERS!

TAKE "THAT" TO THE BANK (OF YOUR CHOICE)!


69 posted on 04/03/2015 12:12:46 AM PDT by onyx (PLEASE SUPPORT FR. Donate Monthly or Join Club 300! God bless you all.)
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To: faithhopecharity
Palin is no dummy however....

Sarah Palin is a UNIVERSE smarter than Odungo. He's just a puppet manipulated by Soros and darker entities. Has he ever had an original thought of his own?

70 posted on 04/03/2015 12:16:04 AM PDT by EinNYC
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

And what is this happy horse manure about giving the editorial cartoonist a column, anyway? Cartoonists shouldn’t need columns to get their points across. That’s what the toon’s for.


71 posted on 04/03/2015 12:23:08 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2016: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway.)
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To: onyx

72 posted on 04/03/2015 12:31:33 AM PDT by SWAMPSNIPER (The Second Amendment, a Matter of Fact, Not A Matter of Opinion)
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To: onyx
What really makes the Libs scared about Sarah is her common sense and her ability/gift to state that common sense approach about things to average people.

Cruz is very smart in his way and so is Sarah in her way.

73 posted on 04/03/2015 12:35:27 AM PDT by The Cajun (Ted Cruz, Sarah Palin, Mark Levin, Mike Lee, Louie Gohmert....Nuff said.)
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To: RichInOC
Didn't the New York Times give the food critic/restaurant reviewer a news & editorial column?
74 posted on 04/03/2015 12:38:18 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You can help: https://www.tedcruz.org/donate/)
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To: KC_Lion; 2ndDivisionVet; All
But Elizabeth Warren is Joan of Arc to the far Left = educated, articulate, high energy, populist, woman, rallies crowd, ideological [socialist]....They love her.

Seems Warren has a lot of the same skills that Sarah Palin has - of course Warren has the liberal prerequisite baggage of being a liar and cheat (Am Indian to get scholarships).

They have to smear Palin - it's the Alinsky way - it's all they know [red meat that their base eats up - personalizes their target negatively and angers the right].

Palin vs Warren now that would be something to see.

75 posted on 04/03/2015 12:44:34 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: Cincinatus' Wife
And Sarah Palin's husband, children and grandchildren really are American Indians!!
76 posted on 04/03/2015 12:46:18 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet (You can help: https://www.tedcruz.org/donate/)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Ha!

I thought of that but didn’t know a pithy way to incorporate it - but you did!!

: )


77 posted on 04/03/2015 1:01:18 AM PDT by Cincinatus' Wife
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To: 2ndDivisionVet

Moving Frank Rich over to op-ed was silly, but still not as silly as this.


78 posted on 04/03/2015 2:25:05 AM PDT by RichInOC (Palin 2016: The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway.)
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To: 2ndDivisionVet
I always like to look up the author's biography.

David Horsey is a Pulitzer Prize-winning editorial cartoonist in the United States. His cartoons appeared in the Seattle Post-Intelligencer until December 2011 and in the Los Angeles Times currently and are syndicated to newspapers nationwide

A cartoonist?

79 posted on 04/03/2015 2:25:47 AM PDT by McGruff (Boy that Ted Cruz sure is catching alot of flak.)
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To: kiryandil
Egging the battleship USS Sarah Palin from their little Progressive rowboats...

Just want to publicly recognize this excellent word picture.
80 posted on 04/03/2015 2:58:51 AM PDT by Resettozero
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