Posted on 03/06/2015 5:31:51 PM PST by bboop
So - My beautiful (10 year old) BMW was just totalled by a young woman who ran a red and hit me. Totalled her car too. We both were fine. BUT .. when the ambulance came, they wanted to take my vitals and make sure I was ok. "What city are we in?" "Pasadena," I said. "Who is President," they asked me. "He who shall not be named," I laughed. "You don't like him?" NO WAY, I answered.
I’m surprised the other driver’s name wasn’t Juanita who immediately fled the scene on foot. You are very lucky the other driver wasn’t a recent Obama import from Mexico.
When Harrison Ford was asked the same question after his Plane Crash, he replied “My Dark Lord”.
Love it. :)
I'd have probably said "That's a damned good question."
Love it!! Well not that vehicles were totaled. That stinks. However, your answers were great :) Glad that no one was hurt.
A while back I saw this gal texting and putting on makeup while waiting for the light to turn green. I was so irritated by it that I almost cut myself shaving!
Hey !
Wait a minute,
I was in La Jolla today,
Close to 80 degrees,
watching babes and listening to Rush .
Okay,,I’m clazy.
Where is Pasadena?
She wasn’t an illegal immigrant was she?
You're having a heat wave...it's 9 degrees here in central NY State.
Bamster was Not Injured
at the golfcourse!
Was the young woman guilty or innocent?
When I was going through my EMT class, quite a few derogatory terms were used when the question of “Who’s the president” was asked during the practical training.
Years ago my mom was going thru same questions. For onset dimentia
She stated she couldn’t remember name of the president but she sure liked his wife. So they asked her the wife’s name. She smiled and said “Mrs Bush!”
I wrote Barbara telling her and she sent mom the sweetest hand written note
I’m sorry your car is gone. I’m glad you’re okay. I’m curious about their reaction to your answer.
You can try different iterations:
Barack Obama
Barry Soetoro
Barry the Kenyan
etc.
Bohica - USA breaks, man
Ban Bush, soak America
OMG. It was a grammar quiz....and you failed!
The correct answer to their question is, "don't you mean, 'in which city are we?'"
Both the "what city" is incorrect AND ending the question in a preposition....OMG...you are DOOOOOOMED. :P
but glad you are OK :)
- Warren Zevon
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