Posted on 07/03/2014 10:05:48 AM PDT by 2ndDivisionVet
We McDonald’s fans always suspected (the campiness of “the King” was a dead giveaway) and now, at long last, confirmation. Good for you, Whopper. Be who you are. Good call by Ace too in remembering the SNL “Schmitt’s Gay” joke ad from the Farley/Sandler era. American politics has been mostly a function of identity politics for awhile now. It’s past time for American fast food to follow suit. Besides, there’s already a “straight burger,” isn’t there?
A Twitter buddy, seizing on the idea of “identity” burgers, floated the idea of an atheist burger. To which Andy Levy replied:
Allahpundit @allahpundit
The Atheist Burger? https://twitter.com/NathanWurtzel/status/484412436066623488 …
andy levy ✔ @andylevy
@allahpundit @NathanWurtzel the atheist burger is a normal burger but u have no idea who made it
2:22 PM - 2 Jul 2014
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Not so. That’s the agnostic burger. The atheist burger wasn’t made by anyone. It just is.
(VIDEO-AT-LINK)
Tastes like poop and may cause disease but the packaging is FABULOUS!
That can’t be unseen.
You should at least warn people.
I have given up eating any of this stuff unless I am on the road, so don’t really care that this is idiotic in the extreme. Is Burger King being driven into Gay burgers by the British side or is it coming solely from here in America?
Burger King’s fake egg-powder yellow breakfast substance gives me diarrhea.
Mcd’s on the other hand, puts a real egg in there. No problem.
Burger Queen.
The first time I ate one of those abominations about 50 years
ago I found it so bad that I immediately labeled the chain, “Booger King.” Never had any reason to change since.
Do the new Whippers have a different taste?
Whopper blows the BigMac out of the water. Tastes like heaven.
They put mayonnaise on a hamburger, that is gay.
The Gay Whopper: Greasy meat stuck between the buns.
As for it being gay, I guess that's BK's way of saying they are selling brightly-packaged rump roast?
George Takei can boycott Hobby Lobby. I'll be boycotting Burger King, as if I needed any further motivation to do so.
How long before you get arrested for saying that you don’t like the gayburger?
They should have a more appropriate offering.
The “Pride” sandwich: an all-beef wiener between two buns.
Just don’t ask about the “Secret Sauce”.
And for the lesbian crowd, the Pride Fish Taco. . ..
This is going to kill business for them.
No straight male will want to be affiliated with the homosexual burger chain.
Exactly! Disgusting.
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