[Paladin2]

They should just head for the high ground......

[ForYourChildren]

uhhh, trick question? It will under water?

[cripplecreek]

So how many hundreds of feet high was the Indonesian tsunami?

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

[Mastador1]

There would a stack of walkers a hundred feet high! Okay this on top of my Beck comment should assure my ticket to hell!

[ClearCase_guy]

massive wall of water several hundred feet high

Sigh.

The terrible tsunami that hit in the Indian ocean in 2004 had a height of less than 35 feet.I'm sure they can come bigger than that, but "several hundreds of feet"?

Sounds like something Al Gore would say.

[E. Pluribus Unum]

I prefer to fantasize about one slamming into Washington, DC during a joint session of Congress while Barry and Biteme are giving speeches to them.

[yarddog]

I guess it would be a bad day. Same thing if a hundred volcanoes erupted or huge earthquakes or maybe fire from heaven.

I think the panhandle is some of the most geologically stable areas in the world.

[Flavious_Maximus]

“If a highly unusual event (such as a giant meteor hitting the Atlantic Ocean)”

Stop right there. If a giant meteor hit ANYWHERE!, it would cause enormous devastation. Why is this guy so concerned about only tsunami’s?

[muir_redwoods]

The price of orange juice would skyrocket

[Vendome]

No more parties in Palm Beach?

No way...

[jy8z]

What Would Happen If A Giant Tsunami Hit Florida?

Florida would probably break off and wash up on a Texas beach somewhere.

[Popman]

Living in the Tampa area...I sleep well at night knowing a Tsunami hitting Florida is as likely as Obama resigning...

What I do worry about is the cat 4 or 5 hurricane hitting the west coast of Florida coming up the center of Tampa Bay which is very shallow...

The storm surge could easily be plus 20 ' or more

I live far enough inland from the coast to not get flooded, but downtown Tampa, downtown St. Petersburg would be devastated to the tune of billions of dollars...

Thousands of people could also die from drowning if they did not evaluate, which is a good possibility since most of them have never experienced a cat 4 or 5 hurricane in their life time..

[B4Ranch]

DATING ADS FOR SENIORS FOUND IN FLORIDA NEWSPAPER. Florida is Gods waiting room.

You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of

anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in

‘’The Villages’’ Florida newspaper. (Who says seniors don’t have

a sense of humor?)

FOXY LADY :
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80’s, slim, 5’4’ (used to be 5’6’),
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.

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LONG-TERM COMMITMENT :
Recent widow who has just buried fourth husband,
Looking for someone to round out a six-unit plot. Dizziness,
fainting, shortness of breath not a problem.

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SERENITY NOW :
I am into solitude, long walks, sunrises, the ocean, yoga and
meditation. If you are the silent type, let’s get together,
take our hearing aids out and enjoy quiet times.

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WINNING SMILE :
Active grandmother with original teeth seeking a dedicated flossier
to share rare steaks, corn on the cob and caramel candy.

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BEATLES OR STONES ?
I still like to rock, still like to cruise in my Camaro on
Saturday nights and still like to play the guitar.
If you were a groovy chick, or are now a groovy hen,
let’s get together and listen to my eight-track tapes.

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MEMORIES :
I can usually remember Monday through Thursday.
If you can remember Friday, Saturday and Sunday, let’s put our two heads
together.

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My favorite…

MINT CONDITION :
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.

Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.

[doorgunner69]

The liberals counting on the massive vote fraud from all the retired NY’ers double voting would be deeply saddened.

[The Great RJ]

No problem... according to Al Gore the whole state is already flooded due to melting ice caps

[amnestynone]

Boy that would sure change the political climate if one wiped out south east Florida. New York-Newark, Philadelphia-wilmington, Baltimore and just left the Republican areas alone. And then San Francisco Bay, Greater Los Angeles and Settle went to davy Jones locker as well. Of course it doesn’t hurt to fantasize, does it?

[Beowulf9]

One of the hazards of living on the ocean. It can happen. More than likely a very bad hurricane, like Sandy, will.

It’s the people that live along the Mississippi and get a surprise that surprise me. Or the ones who live in houses on stilts in California, every year it’s floods or fires.

It’s nice to be by the water but don’t be surprised when the water lives with you.

[Cyber Liberty]

I guess it would suck to be them.

[Popman]

Fictional Hurricane Phoenix category 5 hits Tampa Bay

Real sobering if you live in the area

https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=wOUhWT6dA5c