DATING ADS FOR SENIORS FOUND IN FLORIDA NEWSPAPER. Florida is Gods waiting room.
You can say what you want about Florida, but you never hear of
anyone retiring and moving north. These are actual ads seen in
‘’The Villages’’ Florida newspaper. (Who says seniors don’t have
a sense of humor?)
FOXY LADY :
Sexy, fashion-conscious blue-haired beauty,
80’s, slim, 5’4’ (used to be 5’6’),
Searching for sharp-looking, sharp-dressing companion.
Matching white shoes and belt a plus.
MINT CONDITION :
Male, 1932 model, high mileage, good condition, some hair,
many new parts including hip, knee, cornea, valves.
Isn’t in running condition, but walks well.
Do not regret growing older. It is a privilege denied to many.
I live just north of Sun City which is a retirement area.
Go into the Wendy’s and the youngest person in there is about 75. That includes the people working there.