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BAD Christmas Gifts-
Reaganite Republican ^
| 10 December 2013
| Reaganite Republican
Posted on 12/10/2013 9:35:40 AM PST by Reaganite Republican
TOPICS: Humor; Society
KEYWORDS: christmas; funny; gifts; xmas
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To: Reaganite Republican
There are other body parts and soap colors which would be worse. lol.
To: Reaganite Republican
Any book about Obama. One of my relatives always gets me an Obama book about how wonderful he is. They know how much I hate him. They always did the same as a gag gift in the 90’s with Clinton.
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:41:50 AM PST
by
Jim from C-Town
(The government is rarely benevolent, often malevolent and never benign!)
To: Reaganite Republican
Ideas for Mrs. FD:
These are just GREAT!
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:42:56 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
To: Reaganite Republican
To: Jim from C-Town
Makes for good kindling on the fireplace.
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:43:22 AM PST
by
El Cid
(Believe on the Lord Jesus Christ, and thou shalt be saved, and thy house...)
To: freedumb2003
The USB-powered pole dancer moves to the music provided by your audio out jack, and comes replete with three spotlights if you look close enough lol
To: freedumb2003
Cool. The pole dancer is USB operated! Do you use bitcoin dollars to stuff in her virtual g-string?
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:48:19 AM PST
by
dhs12345
To: dhs12345
>>Cool. The pole dancer is USB operated! Do you use bitcoin dollars to stuff in her virtual g-string?<<
I think with USB3 we can up the voltage as payment...
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:49:15 AM PST
by
freedumb2003
(Fight Tapinophobia in all its forms! Do not submit to arduus privilege.)
To: Reaganite Republican
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:49:41 AM PST
by
Spruce
To: freedumb2003
Yep, that should do the trick. Oops, did I say trick?
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:51:59 AM PST
by
dhs12345
To: Spruce
Cool. Does it come in black light?
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posted on
12/10/2013 9:53:45 AM PST
by
dhs12345
To: Reaganite Republican
Adult language here - fair warning!
The seafood place reminds me of a sign my brother told me he saw years ago on some kind of hotel/motel bar restaurant type place. He was 100% sure they’d done it on purpose. The sign said:
TRY OUR GIANT COCK
TAILS FOR THE HOLIDAYS
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posted on
12/10/2013 10:12:10 AM PST
by
jocon307
To: Spruce
Without the title description I would not guess the couple depicted BaMOma.
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posted on
12/10/2013 10:16:50 AM PST
by
Vendome
(Don't take life so seriously-you won't live through it anyway-Enjoy Yourself ala Louis Prima)
To: Spruce
She is not wearing a wedding ring.
To: Jim from C-Town
Well, at least you’ll never run out of toilet paper! :-)
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posted on
12/10/2013 10:32:07 AM PST
by
Nea Wood
(When life gets too hard to stand, kneel.)
To: jocon307
Or the cowboy who passed the restaurant sign that read “Lobster tail and beer”, slammed on the pickemup brakes and screeched a U-turn, saying, “Them’s mah three faveoright things.”
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posted on
12/10/2013 10:34:01 AM PST
by
tumblindice
(America's founding fathers: All armed conservatives.)
To: tumblindice
LOL! He’s a true enthusiast!
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posted on
12/10/2013 10:47:34 AM PST
by
jocon307
To: Jim from C-Town
Have a bucket of manure standing by. This year, when you get the book, bring in the bucket and dump the book in while your relative watches.
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posted on
12/10/2013 12:06:57 PM PST
by
CatherineofAragon
((Support Christian white males----the architects of the jewel known as Western Civilization.))
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