Posted on 11/12/2013 8:13:10 AM PST by John Semmens
In an interview with NBC’s Chuck Todd, President Obama complained that he is being unfairly blamed for the failures of his signature Obamacare legislation, “especially since I have probably done more for this country than any prior President has.”
“My critics are whining about the glitches in the website that are impeding the process of getting Americans signed up for health insurance,” the President said. “They say that the new plans are too costly, that people are being forced to buy coverage for events that will never happen to them—like getting abortions or sex-changes that their faith prohibits. Well, the website will eventually be fixed. And even if the events never happen to the persons forced to pay for coverage they will happen to others. What many overlook is that a big part of the new healthcare law is to shift the focus away from selfish individual concerns toward a greater sense of social responsibility. Before we’re done we will all be our brothers’ keepers.”
Obamacare wasn’t the only accomplishment the President felt was under appreciated. “I have kept America safe by ordering the assassination of uncounted dangerous enemies,” he boasted. “Even the great FDR balked at attempting to take out Hitler—opting instead to incur millions of casualties on both sides over a three-year struggle. Granted, he didn’t have the capability for surgical strikes launched from drones, but still, he carelessly took taking out high value individual targets off the table.”
“I ended two wars—one in Iraq and one in Afghanistan,” Obama continued. “No other President has done that. This ought to shut up those who say I didn’t deserve the Nobel Peace Prize.”
“And another thing people overlook is the millions of Americans who are no longer looking for work,” the President added. “Workforce participation is smaller than it’s been in over 30 years. People are confident that the burdens of labor can be avoided. Under policy initiatives I have instituted they know that they will be fed, housed, clothed and entertained without having to endure the drudgery of toil. The proportion of the population receiving food stamps, welfare, and public housing has risen every year since I was elected. When am I going to get the proper recognition for that?”
if you missed any of this week's other semi-news/semi-satire posts you can find them at...
http://azconservative.org/2013/11/09/health-secretarys-big-announcement/
Fixed it!
Is there room on Mt. Rushmore for this man? His record really is remarkable when one stops to consider that a majority of the American electorate rewarded him with the top gig twice.
Think about that. They voted for a gay, disbarred attorney, ghetto-community organizer with illegal immigrant relatives, of rather dubious personal provenance, who ignored economic reality to focus on "Health Care" and Gay Marriage, whose administration has NEVER seen the need for a Federal Budget, and who is a pathological liar. Gee. What could go wrong?
He conveniently left out the word BAD
He is delusional (amongst a host of several other things)...
Too close for comfort.
dammit, I fell for it....John, you are always just TOO close to the truth, or at least too close to the believable with this character.
I understand this is satire, but in actuality there was a serious debate in intelligence circles about assassinating Hitler if we could figure out how to do it. The issue was Hitler repeatedly overruled his generals with stupid decisions that were trimming years off the war. Prime example: forfeiting a million man army at Stalingrad by insisting they fight to the last man rather than fighting out of the pocket and saving an army.
I understand this is semi-satire,
but Obama HAS done more in the way of running up the debt,
THAN ALL THE PRESIDENTS BEFORE HIM.
This guy.
>> "President Says He’s Done More for TO America than Any of His Predecessors" <<
Obama is the absolute worse President ever. If he somehow sneaks his way into Arlington, I have four close family members there ... that will be spinning in their graves.
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