To: smoothsailing
He’d look a LOT better wearing a hempen necktie.
2 posted on
03/11/2013 1:49:51 PM PDT by
Vigilanteman
(Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
To: smoothsailing
His legal team are also demanding a LAPTOP Yeah, right. Those lawyers will surely enter all the terrorist site's URL's in favorites.
I wonder how a hook helped him use a toilet properly? Yikes, I don't want to go there.
3 posted on
03/11/2013 1:54:09 PM PDT by
jazusamo
("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
To: smoothsailing
Merle?
4 posted on
03/11/2013 1:55:07 PM PDT by
cripplecreek
(REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
To: smoothsailing
He still has his other hand, right? Seems like he should be able to do okay.
5 posted on
03/11/2013 1:55:40 PM PDT by
NEMDF
To: smoothsailing
Gosh Mr. Pirate, how did you lose your leg?
Arrrr. A shark bit it off rounding Cape Horn in a storm where I was washed over board. Me 1st mate threw me a line and saved me life.
Well, how did you lose your hand and get that hook?
Arrr. I was raising the main sail and the wind whipped the line around me wrist and snipped off me hand quick as a wink.
Wow! So how did you lose your eye?
Arrr. A seagull pooped in me eye when I was looking up into the crow's nest.Aye lad. T'was me first day with the hook.
6 posted on
03/11/2013 1:55:43 PM PDT by
N. Theknow
(Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
To: smoothsailing
You can't fool me.
Muslims don't wipe!
8 posted on
03/11/2013 2:06:00 PM PDT by
airborne
(MY HEROES DON'T WEAR CAPES. MY HEROES WEAR DOG TAGS ! ! !)
To: smoothsailing
Give him his hook back embedded point first deep in the center of his head. Then bury him with it along with some chittlins.
9 posted on
03/11/2013 2:06:16 PM PDT by
MestaMachine
(Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
To: smoothsailing
Looks more like a spork to me.
11 posted on
03/11/2013 2:10:31 PM PDT by
Cyber Liberty
(I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
To: smoothsailing
Easy to fix, take off his head instead of the hook.
12 posted on
03/11/2013 2:24:16 PM PDT by
American in Israel
(A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
To: smoothsailing
It is a good thing I am not the decision maker. We are being way to humane to him (and his ilk) who would murder us painfully and in large numbers, if he had the opportunity.
13 posted on
03/11/2013 2:36:54 PM PDT by
Rapscallion
(The people sense what Obama has in store for America.)
To: smoothsailing
Yoga lessons! Then he can do it like dogs tend to do on occasion.
14 posted on
03/11/2013 3:07:05 PM PDT by
Moltke
("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
To: smoothsailing
Replace it with a joy stick.
To: smoothsailing
16 posted on
03/11/2013 3:22:09 PM PDT by
JoeProBono
(A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
To: smoothsailing
Calling Tick-Tock!
Calling Tick-Tock!
Calling Tick-Tock!
18 posted on
03/11/2013 3:54:33 PM PDT by
reg45
(Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
To: smoothsailing
The Muslim is on his knees, butt in the air, five times daily.
Therefore, just feed him from a trough.
No spork, fork, or anything else needed.
19 posted on
03/11/2013 4:02:09 PM PDT by
GladesGuru
(In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."..)
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