Posted on 03/11/2013 1:46:42 PM PDT by smoothsailing
March 11, 2013
Hamza, who lost his hand and an eye in an explosion in Afghanistan, has been fuming since he was stripped of his metal hook by US jail staff because it was a security risk. His lawyers say he is unable to use toilets properly and can’t turn taps on or off.
Now they want him to have a new prosthetic hand with a “spork”. Lawyer Lindsay Lewis said: “We’ve been trying for five months now to get our client a better prosthetic limb but they keep changing the time lines. It’s very frustrating for him. He finds it hard to eat, use the bathroom and even turn on the hot and cold taps.”
His legal team are also demanding a LAPTOP so he can work on his defence from jail.....
(Excerpt) Read more at iowntheworld.com ...
He’d look a LOT better wearing a hempen necktie.
Yeah, right. Those lawyers will surely enter all the terrorist site's URL's in favorites.
I wonder how a hook helped him use a toilet properly? Yikes, I don't want to go there.
He still has his other hand, right? Seems like he should be able to do okay.
Arrrr. A shark bit it off rounding Cape Horn in a storm where I was washed over board. Me 1st mate threw me a line and saved me life.
Well, how did you lose your hand and get that hook?
Arrr. I was raising the main sail and the wind whipped the line around me wrist and snipped off me hand quick as a wink.
Wow! So how did you lose your eye?
Arrr. A seagull pooped in me eye when I was looking up into the crow's nest.Aye lad. T'was me first day with the hook.
Really GREATNESS
Muslims don't wipe!
Give him his hook back embedded point first deep in the center of his head. Then bury him with it along with some chittlins.
Looks more like a spork to me.
Easy to fix, take off his head instead of the hook.
It is a good thing I am not the decision maker. We are being way to humane to him (and his ilk) who would murder us painfully and in large numbers, if he had the opportunity.
Yoga lessons! Then he can do it like dogs tend to do on occasion.
Replace it with a joy stick.
He could do car windshields outside the jail or courthouse during lunch breaks and recesses...
The Muslim is on his knees, butt in the air, five times daily.
Therefore, just feed him from a trough.
No spork, fork, or anything else needed.
Maybe with a dipstick as well so he can check the oil while he is at it.
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