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Abu Hamza’s Hook Being Replaced Because of Security Risk
iOwnTheWorld ^ | 3-11-2013 | BigFurHat

Posted on 03/11/2013 1:46:42 PM PDT by smoothsailing

March 11, 2013

Abu Hamza’s Hook Being Replaced Because of Security Risk

by BigFurHat

Hamza, who lost his hand and an eye in an explosion in Afghanistan, has been fuming since he was stripped of his metal hook by US jail staff because it was a security risk. His lawyers say he is unable to use toilets properly and can’t turn taps on or off.

Now they want him to have a new prosthetic hand with a “spork”. Lawyer Lindsay Lewis said: “We’ve been trying for five months now to get our client a better prosthetic limb but they keep changing the time lines. It’s very frustrating for him. He finds it hard to eat, use the bathroom and even turn on the hot and cold taps.”

His legal team are also demanding a LAPTOP so he can work on his defence from jail.....

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1 posted on 03/11/2013 1:46:42 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

He’d look a LOT better wearing a hempen necktie.


2 posted on 03/11/2013 1:49:51 PM PDT by Vigilanteman (Obama: Fake black man. Fake Messiah. Fake American. How many fakes can you fit in one Zer0?)
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To: smoothsailing
His legal team are also demanding a LAPTOP

Yeah, right. Those lawyers will surely enter all the terrorist site's URL's in favorites.

I wonder how a hook helped him use a toilet properly? Yikes, I don't want to go there.

3 posted on 03/11/2013 1:54:09 PM PDT by jazusamo ("Mercy to the guilty is cruelty to the innocent." -- Adam Smith)
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To: smoothsailing
Merle?


4 posted on 03/11/2013 1:55:07 PM PDT by cripplecreek (REMEMBER THE RIVER RAISIN!)
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To: smoothsailing

He still has his other hand, right? Seems like he should be able to do okay.


5 posted on 03/11/2013 1:55:40 PM PDT by NEMDF
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To: smoothsailing
Gosh Mr. Pirate, how did you lose your leg?

Arrrr. A shark bit it off rounding Cape Horn in a storm where I was washed over board. Me 1st mate threw me a line and saved me life.

Well, how did you lose your hand and get that hook?

Arrr. I was raising the main sail and the wind whipped the line around me wrist and snipped off me hand quick as a wink.

Wow! So how did you lose your eye?

Arrr. A seagull pooped in me eye when I was looking up into the crow's nest.Aye lad. T'was me first day with the hook.

6 posted on 03/11/2013 1:55:43 PM PDT by N. Theknow (Kennedys=Can't drive, can't ski, can't fly, can't skipper a boat, but they know what's best for you.)
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To: N. Theknow

Really GREATNESS


7 posted on 03/11/2013 2:01:10 PM PDT by RWGinger
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To: smoothsailing
You can't fool me.

Muslims don't wipe!

8 posted on 03/11/2013 2:06:00 PM PDT by airborne (MY HEROES DON'T WEAR CAPES. MY HEROES WEAR DOG TAGS ! ! !)
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To: smoothsailing

Give him his hook back embedded point first deep in the center of his head. Then bury him with it along with some chittlins.


9 posted on 03/11/2013 2:06:16 PM PDT by MestaMachine (Sometimes the smartest man in the room is standing in the midst of imbeciles.)
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To: N. Theknow

Live Long and Spork


10 posted on 03/11/2013 2:08:10 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing

Looks more like a spork to me.


11 posted on 03/11/2013 2:10:31 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (I am a dissident. Will you join me? My name is John....)
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To: smoothsailing

Easy to fix, take off his head instead of the hook.


12 posted on 03/11/2013 2:24:16 PM PDT by American in Israel (A wise man's heart directs him to the right, but the foolish mans heart directs him toward the left.)
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To: smoothsailing

It is a good thing I am not the decision maker. We are being way to humane to him (and his ilk) who would murder us painfully and in large numbers, if he had the opportunity.


13 posted on 03/11/2013 2:36:54 PM PDT by Rapscallion (The people sense what Obama has in store for America.)
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To: smoothsailing

Yoga lessons! Then he can do it like dogs tend to do on occasion.


14 posted on 03/11/2013 3:07:05 PM PDT by Moltke ("I am Dr. Sonderborg," he said, "and I don't want any nonsense.")
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To: smoothsailing

Replace it with a joy stick.


15 posted on 03/11/2013 3:09:49 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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16 posted on 03/11/2013 3:22:09 PM PDT by JoeProBono (A closed mouth gathers no feet - Mater tua caligas exercitus gerit ;-{)
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To: Uncle Chip
I was thinking maybe a detachable squeegy...

He could do car windshields outside the jail or courthouse during lunch breaks and recesses...


17 posted on 03/11/2013 3:30:11 PM PDT by smoothsailing
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To: smoothsailing
Calling Tick-Tock!
Calling Tick-Tock!
Calling Tick-Tock!
18 posted on 03/11/2013 3:54:33 PM PDT by reg45 (Barack 0bama: Implementing class warfare by having no class.)
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To: smoothsailing

The Muslim is on his knees, butt in the air, five times daily.

Therefore, just feed him from a trough.

No spork, fork, or anything else needed.


19 posted on 03/11/2013 4:02:09 PM PDT by GladesGuru (In a society predicated upon freedom, it is necessary to examine principles."..)
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To: smoothsailing

Maybe with a dipstick as well so he can check the oil while he is at it.


20 posted on 03/11/2013 4:07:43 PM PDT by Uncle Chip
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