Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

Skip to comments.

DUmmie FUnnies 06-14-12 ("'Conservatives' are traitors.")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 14, 2012 | DUmmie Cary, DUmmies, and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 06/14/2012 3:06:43 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson

The DUmmies are against Fascism. Except when they engage in it. Witness this THREAD by DUmmie Cary, "'Conservatives' are traitors."

So let us log onto FascBook, aka DUmmieland, in Bolshevik Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, aka Traitor Joe, is in the [brackets]:

"Conservatives" are traitors.

[DUmmie Cary is about to get carried away. Please proceed, DUmmie Cary . . .]

It's clear that they value their ideology over the welfare of our nation and the general welfare of WE, THE PEOPLE.

[It's clear! Case closed! But do go on . . .]

At best they can make a convoluted argument about how they are a priori and therefore their ideology is the best thing for the nation and WE, THE PEOPLE.

[DUmmie Cary, being a DUmmie, is, a priori, an expert on convoluted arguments.]

So what's the difference between that ends justifies the means argument and the argument of any other ideologue or traitor?

[Huh?]

Nothing.

[Oh. OK. Thanks for clearing that up.]

What their ideology is, in reality, is a re-branded fascism plain and simple.

[Stomp out the fascists! Shut them down! Shout them down! Kick them out! The traitors!]

It is feudalism.

[This is DUFUed-alism!]

If it looks like a duck and walks like a duck and all of that.

[If it weighs more than a duck . . . IT'S A FASCIST! BURRRRRN HIM!!!]

We are dealing with traitors.

["APT WHACK!"]

[Now let's see what the other DUmmies have to say. First, this from DUmmie Comrade McKenzie . . .]

Yep. Treasonous f***s that should be denied a voice.

[Shut them down! Shout them down! Deny their voice! F*** those fascists! The treasonous traitors!]

so who should have a voice? People who agree with holy you?

[LOUSY FASCIST TROLL!!!]

What is this need to tell me that I favor executing people when I didn't even come close to saying anything even close to that?

[Uh, DUmmie Cary, "traitors" get executed.]

Pfeh.

[Cary responds with a non-convoluted argument.]

Republicans should be allowed free speech in another country. Preferably one that we're trying to destroy.

[You can't be Syria's!]

What if I do call traitors traitors? What's going to happen? Is a big boxing glove going to come out of the screen and punch me?

[One can hope.]

3000 posts in 30 days, must be a record.

[Cary/Add-words 2012.]

I have said a million times. . . .

[A million words in 3000 posts in 30 days, must be a record.]

I am referring to "conservatives", not conservatives. . . .

[Cary caryfies what's he's taking about. Another DUmmie then responds . . .]

Well, that clears it all up, doesn't it. You are referring to "conservatives", not conservatives. And "conservatives" as everyone knows are not the same as conservatives. So when you were talking about "conservatives" and everybody else was talking about conservatives everyone else was under the false assumption that you were talking about the same group they were talking about but you weren't talking about the same group they were talking about they were talking about a different group than the group you were talking about which was a different group entirely.

[Hee! Hee!]

treasonous b*st*rds should get the penalty deserved. Yep it's treason and the punishment for treason is correct for them. May there be a God and may all those who work to lower standards and harm the people rot in hell after the penalty is brought.

[DUmmie 2pooped2pop is in favor, not only of executing conservatives, but also of consigning them to hell. Nice. You may win today's PLT Award, DUmmie 2pooped2pop.]

I suggest this most appropriate death penalty for Conservatives. Give them their own island where they can be as selfish, eco-unfriendly and ignorant of food safety as they want to be. They'll die in their own filth and infighting in a few generations.

[DUmmie Zalatix offers some competition.]

we'll have to decide what island to sacrifice.

[And what to call it. Hmm, let's see . . . "Fascisty Island"? "Guillotine's Island"?]

Maher went there last night: called their actions treason.

[Maher-velous! There's our voice of reason!]

We can charitably agree to disagree and do so in a fashion that is harmonious and maintains civility.

[In DUmmieland?? Naaah!]

my post is more than a grandiose proclamation based solely on my own feelings combined with a broad sweeping, baseless dismissal.

[Cary defends his post. You're right, Cary. It's more than a grandiose proclamation based solely on your own feelings combined with a broad sweeping, baseless dismissal. It's all that, PLUS a lot of incoherent convoluted babbling AND a complete misuse of the word "treason."]

what you mention is simply NOT treason...but you keep believing it is making DU look like a bunch of kooks with this kind of sh*t.

[BINGO! DUmmie ProdigalJunkMail, you win today's Kewpie Doll! Congratulations!]

[Cary replies . . .]

I would refer you to the excellent BBC series, "The Power of Nightmares." I would refer you to the Atlas society--go try to have a discussion with them and then tell me that they don't value their ideology above everything else. I would refer you to Jude Wanniski and the Two Santa Claus theory, which is the blueprint. I would refer you to the latest revelation about the secret meeting of Republicans on inauguration day.

[I would refer Cary to the looney bin.]

I am not a Marxist in any way, shape, or form. Not that their grievances against Marx hold any merit, mind you. They don't. But I'm not a Marxist.

[Translation: Marx was right. I agree with Marx. But I'm not a Marxist.]

Actually I am a big fan of Paine. . . .

[Is that you, benburch?]

These people, "conservatives", are infected with a thought virus.

[Call the Thought Police!]

I posted an anti-"conservative" perspective at Democratic Underground. If I had posted this at Free Republic I would have expected to be stirring up a controversy with the "conservatives" I offended. Now I am not above such a thing, but I am not at Free Republic. I am at Democratic Underground . . .

[. . . as . . . a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! That must be it, DUmmie Cary! Stirring up fights among the DUmmies. . . . A ridiculous, over-the-top display of invincible ignorance. . . . 3000 posts in 30 days. . . . It all adds up, "DUmmie Cary"! Heh! "DUmmie TRAITOR" is more like it! Hee! Hee! Well played, you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL you!]

Republicans are just misguided and emotion-dominated. . . . They should stand back and ask themselves, "Why am I so angry?"

[DUmmie gulliver, you should just look up the word "Projection."]

BTW, I happen to be a lawyer with 27 years of experience.

[Amazingly, DUmmie Cary claims to be A LAWYER WITH 27 YEARS OF EXPERIENCE! Can you imagine having DUmmie Cary making your arguments for you?? You'd end up in the hoosegow!]

3000 post in a month, interesting.

[DUmmie Cary, you may have overplayed your hand. Careful, Cary. . . .]

They are treasonous. They are working against the interests of WE, THE PEOPLE. They are reprobates. . . . I have thought long and hard about what they could do to cure themselves. Of course they would have to moderate and be more like us, meaning they would have to be less ideological and less a priori.

[Nope, Cary throws caution to the winds!]

Why not regard the top 1% as feudal masters in the "conservative" scheme and the rest of us as serfs? The top 1% are warlords of a sort, are they not? And where are the rest of us headed under the "conservative" scheme, if not to full blown serfdom?

[Serfs up! Cast off the chains of the feudal masters! Cary is on a roll!]

Is that hyperbole?

[If it walks like a DUck. . . .]

It's also bolstered by sheer hate. . . . They hate the poor, brown, etc.

[Haters gonna hate. Traitors gonna trait.]

Come on, people. This entire thread is embarrassing. A bunch of posturing and guffawing from start to finish.

[In other words, another day in DUmmieland.]

I hope you will NOT mind what you may very well reap. It involves bullets and killing and dying. Having been in a few situations where those were involves, it is not recommendable. You think I am exaggerating?

[Guess who--nadinbrzezinski--gets into it with Cary! Know-it-all vs. Know-it-all!]

I have more faith in our traditions than you have, and perhaps a better grasp of history.

[Ooh, Cary, now you've stepped in it! Them's FIGHTIN' words to Nadin!]

A better grasp of history. . . that is hysterical.

[Know-it-all Nadin has a DEGREE in History, and don't you forget it!]

Education is a wonderful thing. Instead of fretting over the fact that mine is clearly better than yours, why don't you go out and get yourself some?

[WHOA! You don't know who you're messin' with, Cary!]

Even MORE hysterical. . . . this is all kinds of LOLZ... given what exactly my degrees are in.

[Cary, prepare to enter . . . The Iggy List!]

Your command of the language and your understanding of history is underwhelming.

[Oh, Cary! The irony of YOU saying that!]

time to put you on ignore...

[See?]

Promise?

[Cary WANTS Nadin to ignore him!]

I can't believe your simple observation generated the consternation that it did. . . . it produced a circular firing squad of vitriolic posts.

[The aim of a true LFT.]

Stupid thread of the week.

[Tied for first.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies
Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-57 next last
To: Charles Henrickson
Actually I am a big fan of Paine. . . .

Mr. T(raitor) Wants You!

21 posted on 06/14/2012 4:00:33 PM PDT by mikrofon (Pity you, Fool...)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

I wonder how many DUmmies have portraits of Marx and Lenin, along with one of Obumbo, hanging on a living room wall.


22 posted on 06/14/2012 4:06:15 PM PDT by AlexW
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
time to put you on ignore...

time to put you on snore...

23 posted on 06/14/2012 4:06:47 PM PDT by mikrofon (LOLZzzzzzzzzz)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 3 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
Is a big boxing glove going to come out of the screen and punch me?

Photobucket

24 posted on 06/14/2012 4:22:04 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Are you behind a "Blade of Grass?")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Future Snake Eater

My bet is more along the lines of drug dealer...


25 posted on 06/14/2012 4:25:45 PM PDT by MrEdd (Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: MrEdd

Possibly robbed a few liquor stores?


26 posted on 06/14/2012 4:35:51 PM PDT by Future Snake Eater (CrossFit.com)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 25 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
[. . . as . . . a LOUSY FREEPER TROLL!!! That must be it, DUmmie Cary! Stirring up fights among the DUmmies. . . . A ridiculous, over-the-top display of invincible ignorance. . . . 3000 posts in 30 days. . . . It all adds up, "DUmmie Cary"! Heh! "DUmmie TRAITOR" is more like it! Hee! Hee! Well played, you LOUSY FREEPER TROLL you!]


27 posted on 06/14/2012 4:41:51 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cyber Liberty

That’s odd. I posted a pic of an X-ray with a guy with a nail in his head.


28 posted on 06/14/2012 5:06:03 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 27 | View Replies]

To: Cyber Liberty

Try again...


29 posted on 06/14/2012 5:07:56 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Are you behind a "Blade of Grass?")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 28 | View Replies]

To: Future Snake Eater
The nadin character prolly was robbed or lived near the hood and heard gun shots.

or has HBO

30 posted on 06/14/2012 5:17:44 PM PDT by NativeSon ( Grease the floor with Crisco when I dance the Disco)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 7 | View Replies]

To: IrishPennant

Eh. Screw it. Google “you nailed it” under images, you’ll see it.


31 posted on 06/14/2012 5:18:40 PM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Obama considers the Third World morally superior to the United States.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 29 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson; Roscoe Karns; PJ-Comix
Photobucket

32 posted on 06/14/2012 5:22:16 PM PDT by mikrofon (Sozialmedia)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cyber Liberty

Hahahahahahaha


33 posted on 06/14/2012 5:28:07 PM PDT by IrishPennant (Are you behind a "Blade of Grass?")
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 31 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco

:: [Haters gonna hate. Traitors gonna trait.] ::

Herr und Pferren (Sir and Pastor):

I have known you since well before FR and always respected your comedic chops as regards the cultural venue we have been placed in.

That said, the above contribution is your best to-date! I certainly expect you to exceed that in the near future but -today- this represents your comedic genius!

In short: Dude, yoodaman!

Jim


34 posted on 06/14/2012 6:24:39 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
At best they can make a convoluted argument about how they are a priori and therefore their ideology is the best thing for the nation and WE, THE PEOPLE.

27 years a lawyer and he doesn't seem to know what "a priori" means and how to use it in a sentence.

35 posted on 06/14/2012 6:27:49 PM PDT by SoothingDave
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Cletus.D.Yokel; bcsco
You heap praise on me. Thank you.

I endeavour to give satisfaction.

36 posted on 06/14/2012 6:38:15 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (aka Traitor Joe)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 34 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson; bcsco; PJ-Comix

:: You heap praise on me. ::
Not unlike biblical “hot coals”?
(My effort to exhort you to bigger and better FUnnies.)


37 posted on 06/14/2012 6:45:03 PM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel (Catastrophic Anthropogenic Climate Alterations - The acronym explains the science.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 36 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson
A search gives this;

Definition
trai·tor[ tráytər ] NOUN
1. betrayer: somebody who is disloyal or treacherous

In order for one to be a traitor, doesn't one have to be originally on the same side? We were never on their side nor ever our beliefs to meet whatever was popular at the time.

38 posted on 06/14/2012 8:01:11 PM PDT by Hillarys Gate Cult (Liberals make unrealistic demands on reality and reality doesn't oblige them.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

I declare Cary a Lousy FReeper Troll!

The evidence:

1) He’s trying way too hard to demonstrate that he is DUmb
2) The 3,000 posts in a month indicates someone with a lot of time on his hands, not a busy lawyer
3) And most of all, openly challenging girl investigative reporter Naden and calling her out so obviously is “prima facie” guilt!


39 posted on 06/14/2012 9:45:53 PM PDT by Incorrigible (If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]

To: Charles Henrickson

My goodness, the part with Nadin popping up and Cary, not knowing she’s a self-appointed history expert, trying to school her, followed by Nadin’s indignation and subsequent condemnation of him to the “iggy” list was hilarious. I was laughing so hard my stomach hurt.


40 posted on 06/15/2012 2:22:51 AM PDT by Pinkbell (Woo hoo! Another moderate candidate! Thanks GOP and voters!)
[ Post Reply | Private Reply | To 1 | View Replies]


Navigation: use the links below to view more comments.
first previous 1-2021-4041-57 next last

Disclaimer: Opinions posted on Free Republic are those of the individual posters and do not necessarily represent the opinion of Free Republic or its management. All materials posted herein are protected by copyright law and the exemption for fair use of copyrighted works.

Free Republic
Browse · Search
Bloggers & Personal
Topics · Post Article

FreeRepublic, LLC, PO BOX 9771, FRESNO, CA 93794
FreeRepublic.com is powered by software copyright 2000-2008 John Robinson