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DUmmie FUnnies 06-06-12 (Skinner Loses It Over Wisconsin Recall)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | June 6, 2012 | Head DUmmie Skinner, DUmmies, and PJComix-

Posted on 06/06/2012 4:15:52 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Normally the one DUmmie who tries to maintain a sense of equilibrium in the midst of bad news is Head DUmmie Skinner. But not this time. The CRUSHING defeat last night in the Wisconsin recall election was too much even for him as you can tell by the profane primal scream title of his THREAD, "F*CK." Yes, as you can see Head DUmmie Skinner DUmmie loses it and, most entertainingly, so do the rest of the DUmmmies. So let us now watch0 the DUmmies go Primal Scream over the Wisconsin recall election results in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, harvesting the comedy gold DUFU nuggets generated by the recall, is in the [brackets]:

F*CK.

[Screeched Head DUmmie Skinner helplessly at the cold, cruel world.]

Double f*ck. <"> p>

[Echoed another DUmmie in the thralls of helpless rage.]

Sounds like they're getting more brazen and couldn't care less if it looks like they cheated.

[Yes, those preset Diebold machines are nice.]

Those figures make no sense

[When the shock wears off we'll place you on Suicide Watch.]

Sounds like the fix is in. There is no way Milwaukee and Madison could have already been counted.

[Count me highly entertained.]

I know. This is the New America. We're doomed.

[Suicide Watch for you too, DUmmie.]

WHAT?! Already?! SO DEPRESSING. I'm f*cking sick.

[Three is NOT a crowd when it comes to the WI recall Suicide Watch.]

This is f*cking hard to take

[Think of it as a practice run for November.]

The noose just gets tighter every time they regain power. I can hardly breathe.

[Make it easier on yourself and just stop trying.]

I am officially depressed.

[I am officially entertained.]

It's not even close. F*ck f*ck f*ck f*ck!

[Ha ha ha ha!]

. We all were watching Al Sharpton and Ed Shultz and they had us pumped to win.

[And you actually believed those frauds which makes me laugh.]

I know. I'm crushed. I feel SO BAD.

[Have you tried electro-shock therapy or do we need to go the lobotomy route?]

What were they saying? June 5th 2004, ronald reagan died.

[Win another one for The Gipper!]

It may be worse in November.

[As well as even FUnnier.]

NOOO NOOO NOO NOOOOOOOOOOOO

[SOOO SOOO SOO SOOOOOOOOOOOO FUnnie!]

We needed more national help.

[Hey! Didn't you notice Obama barely lift his finger to tweet in his help?]

I don't think anything we can do will change what is going to happen to this country come November. It's bought and paid for...

[All you can do know is meekly lean forward, drop your pants, and grab your socks as we barcode butt brand you for your Walmart Detention Center processing.]

I've worked hard for Barrett. I'm devistated, along with so many others tonight.

[Boo hoo! Cry me a river into the DUmmie hankie.]

Paper ballots should be used in ALL elections !!!

[How about photo IDs?]

Barrett campaign says it won't concede Wisconsin recall race to Walker yet, citing ongoing voting

[This DUmmie is about to have a gigantic letdown.]

And the DLC idiots in control of the DNC just sat by twiddling thier thumbs.

[And tweeting in their support.]

BULLSHIT!!!! I'm calling bullshit on the results. For there to be a clean Republican sweep with the type of turn out Wisconsin has had. There's no way. All that money and robo-calling and all the other dirty tricks, I think we know who the FRAUDSTERS are. Wonder just how big the f*cking red shift is gonna be? Good for Barrett for not conceding!!!!!

[Another Suicide Watch inductee.]

I wonder if they're using those "smart" voting machines from Diebold. They're so smart, if you vote for the wrong candidate, they just switch it over for ya! Bullshit bullshit BULLSHIT! GodDAMN!!!!!!

[Heads you lose. Tails we win.]

Election was rigged. This is bullshit. 50/50 going into it, yet Walker wins by landslide with unprecedented voter turn-out? Voter turn-out ALWAYS helps Dems. It's bullshit.

[You're going to be VERY ENTERTAINING this November.]

I give up. They've broken me.

[Good. So no resistance from you while we barcode butt brand you for Walmart Detention Center processing.]

I'm drinking wine tonight. This is very disappointing.

[Chateau Thunderbird?]

WTF??? I'm checking out of reality....

[...And checking into the Walmart Detention Center.]

You win some and lose some but losing this big really hurts. Unions for state employees will be dismantled state by state now.

[And your minds are being dismantled as well.]

we're scrooooowed.

[First wait for Ben Burch to arrive.]

Throw me in the dungeon and throw away the key.....

[But first you must lean forward for your barcode butt branding.]

I . do. not. understand. what . happened.

[You. lost. bigtime.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; scottwalker; wisconsinrecall; wisconsinshowdown
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix
War of the Wisconsins

rewrite of the opening to "War of the Worlds" (short version)

No MSM reporter would have believed in the early days of the 2012 election cycle

that liberals were being watched by intelligences greater than their own. They observed and studied the way a man with a microsope might scrutinize the creatures that swarm and multiply in a drop of water.

With infinite complacency, democratic and union operatives busied themselves about buying and stealing elections, confident of their control over the final results.

Yet across the gulf of the aisle
intellects vast and cool and unsympathetic regarded the left with humorous eyes

and slowly,
and surely,
drew their plans.

101 posted on 06/06/2012 5:36:20 PM PDT by freedumb2003 ('RETRO' Abortions = performed on 84th trimester individuals who think killing babies is a "right.")
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To: Charles Henrickson
Needs more Mousse!
102 posted on 06/06/2012 5:37:43 PM PDT by bray (Power to We the People)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Freepers had a lot of fun with that one...


103 posted on 06/06/2012 5:44:18 PM PDT by MarineBrat (Better dead than red!)
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To: PJ-Comix

104 posted on 06/06/2012 6:48:13 PM PDT by E Rocc (November 2, 2010: The beginning of the end of the kleptocracy.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

Charles and PJ, this is a DUFU for the records...


105 posted on 06/06/2012 7:55:28 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (It's time to take out the trash in DC.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

Loved this.Thank you!


106 posted on 06/06/2012 11:04:19 PM PDT by MEG33 (O Lord, Guide Our Nation)
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To: fatboy
As the owner of a bogus DUmmy account, who better to spot a fellow bogus DUmmy poster than say, me?

It's fun be covert isn't it? I was "randomly" selected to serve on a jury when I signed on Tues night.

I had to bathe in garlic afterward but I did my job.

I loved seeing Ed Schultz's face on MSNBC that night. It was so SWEET!!

107 posted on 06/07/2012 3:48:39 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: bcsco
Wasn't CNN still trying to use the exit polling when claiming that it was too close to call (50/50)but showing a 12 pt lead at the point when I tuned in??

I think that Wolf Blitzer’s glee at 8pm was hilarious because by 9pm he was crying in a bucket upon realizing that Walker had won. Rush played the two sound bites back to back yesterday. It was very funny to hear the terror and sadness in his voice.

108 posted on 06/07/2012 3:56:32 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: rockrr

Somebody on DU posted that they were going to Madison to buy a beer for Walker. (it was their first and only post).But I’m sure it was worth the sacrifice when the freaks realized there was a troll on the board.


109 posted on 06/07/2012 4:01:08 AM PDT by submarinerswife (Insanity is doing the same thing over and over, while expecting different results~Einstein)
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To: submarinerswife

I have no idea what CNN was basing their comments on. We were in the car and my friend got it off his phone. When I got home, Fox had it already called with about a 17% lead for Walker.


110 posted on 06/07/2012 4:03:12 AM PDT by bcsco
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To: submarinerswife
Somebody on DU posted that they were going to Madison to buy a beer for Walker. (it was their first and only post).But I’m sure it was worth the sacrifice when the freaks realized there was a troll on the board.

See my post 95.

111 posted on 06/07/2012 7:10:04 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (DUmmies in Wisconsin cheese meltdown.)
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To: Charles Henrickson; PJ-Comix

Good job to both of you!


112 posted on 06/07/2012 8:55:02 AM PDT by CSM (Keeper of the Dave Ramsey Ping list. FReepmail me if you want your beeber stuned.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Paper ballots should be used in ALL elections !!!

[How about photo IDs?]

Comedy gold, Peej.

113 posted on 06/07/2012 11:33:59 AM PDT by pogo101
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To: Charles Henrickson

How could Barrett have lost after all the hard work Obama did on his behalf??? : https://twitter.com/BarackObama/status/209786052804743168


114 posted on 06/07/2012 5:59:49 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: PJ-Comix
I . do. not. understand. what . happened.

Let. me. explain. More. votes. against. recall. than. votes. for. recall. means. that. you. Dummies. lost. and. we. people. with. common. sense. won. Does. that. clear. it. up. well. enough. for. you. to. understand?

115 posted on 06/11/2012 10:45:23 PM PDT by epow ( "It is when people forget God that tyrants forge their chains." Patrick Henry)
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