Lazamataz accused of annoying female Freepers for years: more shocking charges still to come???

one man's opinion...

[ken5050]

Long time Freeper "Lazmataz", a beloved and cherished staple of the conservative website Free Republic, yesterday was accused by several female Freepers of somehow annoying them, and making them feel uncomfortable.

"Laz," as he's affectionately known on the website, absolutely denied the charges. "It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.

[bigheadfred]

All I know is, I’m never again going to go trick or treating to Laz’s house dressed as a nun.

[commish]

MNJohnnie
Since Feb 18, 2004

Liar.

MN signed a non-disclosure agreement and had to change the FR name to continue posting.

We could tell you the former name but then we would have to shoot you as that is one of the requirements of the agreement.

[toast]

This guy is toast, toasted, slightly burnt with no jam kind of toast.

I have been wrongly accused. Please refrain from mentioning my name as having anything to do with Laz. If you do not cease and desist I will have no choice but to refer this situation to legal counsel.

[Citizen Soldier]

I would sue but I’m afraid the IRS might audit me when Laz is in power. He has a long memory!

[dforest]

He said “sweetcheeks, run and get me a beer”. It was that look he had when he said it that made me uneasy.

[kevkrom]

I am a FReeper female whom Laz has made uncomfortable. His frequent references to ‘tapping that’ makes me uncomfortable, distressed and constipated. I’ve got to go cry in the shower and wrap myself in bubblewrap right now because I thought about how uncomfortable Laz has made me over the years.

And what's the link for the webcam broadcast of this?

[MHGinTN]

That does it. I’m pinging Pan_Yans_Wife. You have got to be stopped!

[OrangeHoof]

There was also a report that Denver quarterback Tim Tebow had been accused of sexual harassment but the story was quickly refuted when it was realized that Tebow cannot make a pass.

[JoeProBono]

[Citizen Soldier]

You were lucky thats all you had to change! I heard Chaz Bono went overboard after Laz offered to hit on her!

[Ole Okie]

I predict Laz' popularity will continue to skyrocket.

I think he should run for president. Laz's resume now surpasses that of Sick Willie Clintoon.

[sodpoodle]

***Has no one else figured it out? “Lazmatazz” is the screen name for Herman Cain.****

When the thread reaches 999 hits - we’ll know for sure;)

[TheOldLady]

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[Marie]

“And what’s the link for the webcam broadcast of this?”

This explains *SO* much....

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[ken5050]

I read your most excellent rant..was about to reply to you apologizing for upsetting you..then said to myself..”Nah..screw it”..then I saw your “return”...well done..

[Marie]

“I have been wrongly accused. Please refrain from mentioning my name as having anything to do with Laz. If you do not cease and desist I will have no choice but to refer this situation to legal counsel.”

lol!

[red-dawg]

LAZ when he was first starting out on his life of crime.

Shame on you.

[MHGinTN]

As your attorney of record, Laz, I advise you not to respond. Cite the nondisclosure agreement and move on.

[melsec]

Let me state unequivocally that the Party totally stands behind Laz .... after all it is the only safe place to stand!

[Sidebar Moderator]

Lazmataz, we urge you to withdraw your name from consideration for Admin Moderator, in light of these very, very series charges.