Lazamataz accused of annoying female Freepers for years: more shocking charges still to come???

one man's opinion...

[ken5050]

Long time Freeper "Lazmataz", a beloved and cherished staple of the conservative website Free Republic, yesterday was accused by several female Freepers of somehow annoying them, and making them feel uncomfortable.

"Laz," as he's affectionately known on the website, absolutely denied the charges. "It's all an attempt to smear me. Everyone knows that I'm running for "Admin Moderator" next year, and they're trying to discredit me.

[DejaJude]

Yes, I am one of the offended females. One time - well it is so horrific I cannot even bring myself to type it. Just know this: I was brought to tears. He should pay a heavy price but I am too upset to talk about it.

I could hook you up with some Media that will pay you big bucks to tell your story. Come on, you'll feel better, and make lots of $$$. (If you could manage to add just a few things that may or may not have happened, the pay will be even more).

[Fantasywriter]

‘I think the class action lawsuit number is 1-888-idhitonthat’

Thanks for the info. I tried to call, but the circuits are jammed. I wonder why....

‘and for the record, laz never hit on me, do you think he thinks I am male because of my freep name?’

Now you’ve done it. Since the cat is out of the bag, you can expect ‘non-overtly sexual’ gestures out the whazoo. Don’t say you didn’t ask for them. ;)

[Marie]

I am a FReeper female whom Laz has made uncomfortable.

His frequent references to ‘tapping that’ makes me uncomfortable, distressed and constipated.

I’ve got to go cry in the shower and wrap myself in bubblewrap right now because I thought about how uncomfortable Laz has made me over the years.

I once thought about filing a complaint against Laz with the mods... and then I ate a piece of toast.

[Pan_Yan]

you need some authentic frontier gibberish to go with that post

I have a copy of the director's cut in my desk and occasionally watch some of it at lunch time. Just as funny as the first time I saw it.

[rlmorel]

Why do threads that have anything even remotely to do with Laz end up having something posted on them about dwarves?

[cpdiii]

Well that’s it! I am firmly off the LAZy Train! Maureen Dowd? Really? Dude that is seriously F..... Up.

I have been that drunk before. Hangs head in shame!

[OB1kNOb]

Mr. Laz, I show before you (below) Exhibit A, where you contended back in April of this year that you were forsaking all "hitting it" and would no longer conduct yourself in such a fashion. I ask you hear and now, for the record and for all of FReeperdom to see and hear from your own mouth (er, fingers), have you or have you not in fact continued "hitting it" since making this statement in April?

Lazamataz Vows Celibacy

By Lazamataz
Posted on Friday, April 01, 2011 6:57:48 AM by Lazamataz

Yes, everyone. You have heard me correctly. I have come to realize that casual sex with various women is sinful and wrong. It is lustful and lascivious, and I have decided that in my turn towards rightous living, that I must stop 'Hitting It'.

Expect no more comments of 'I'd hit it'. Expect no more flirting with cute freeperettes. Expect no more comments about pretty women's pictures.

Women have become more than sex objects to me. They are whole and wholesome Children of God, and I have come to the understanding that to treat them as amusement parks is degrading to both them and me.

We await your response. - OB1

[Dead Corpse]

You stole my schtick. I was going to say almost the exact same thing.

Possibly.

Depends on if my check from the Romney/Soros campaign cleared or not...

[kevkrom]

I’m pretty sure Laz has been annoying and offending male FReepers for just as long.

[Rightly Biased]

Thats the best you have?

You are not handling this very well.

You could handle this better.

You are not acting very Admonistitonal.

[Charles Martel]

Has no one else figured it out? “Lazmatazz” is the screen name for Herman Cain! ‘fess up pal, the jig is up.

[sodpoodle]

After some deep thinking - it is becoming clear that you have Newtered Laz!!!!

And he doesn’t have a clue.

Oh noooooooooooooooooes.

[davius]

Connie Chung is on the other line. She’s talking about ‘comeuppance’. She wants to know about the ‘living thermometer’. She says you pulled out your pockets and asked her if she wanted to kiss the bunny’s nose. What does that even mean? I need guidance. I need a statement. This is series!

[sodpoodle]

Check his home page - it’s long but good. No silly - his essay;)

[catfish1957]

Why do threads that have anything even remotely to do with Laz end up having something posted on them about dwarves?

I think it has to do with something that goes on a waist level. Speculation of course.

[MHGinTN]

Well, as lawyer for LAZ when he was plaintiff in a hit it suit —yes, there are women who have harassed him for not offering to hit it— I can reveal at this time that he has taken severance packages numbering in the dozens ... of oatmeal cookies.

If this harassment of my client continues, we will have to issue a BOLO for the accusers. And just you wait, when Lazamataz gets moderator powers, the lightening will crackle, believe you me! The cost will be astronomical, in dozens and dozens of various types of cookies.

And one final note, lest you think you can malign my client with impunity just because he has accepted severance and signed a nondisclosure agreement, Lazamataz counts among his closest friends one Jim Thompson. And even Santa don't mess with Big Jim Thompson.

[outofsalt]

LEAVE LAZ ALONE!!!!!

[ßuddaßudd]

"He's a good and kind man, doing what normal men do"

[MindBender26]

I am shocked, shocked, I tell you !!!!!

[FreedomPoster]

LMAO here! Well-played.