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DUmmie FUnnies 04-07-11 (DUmmie Heads Explode As 8000 More Prosser Votes Found)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 7, 2011 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/07/2011 6:38:09 PM PDT by PJ-Comix

Freudenschade, baby!

Yesterday the DUmmies were CELEBRATING their great victory in which their candidate for the Wisconsin Supreme Court, JoAnne Kloppenburg, had just barely edged out incumbent David Prosser in which the Klopp had promised to overturn the bill to quit handing over chunks of the Wisconsin state treasury to public employees unions. That was yesterday. Today we have this REPORT hot off the presses from the Milwaukee Journal Sentinel:

Madison - In a political bombshell, the clerk in a Republican stronghold released new vote totals adding a net total of 7,403 new votes in the tight state Supreme Court race to Justice David Prosser, swinging the race significantly in his favor.

Waukesha County Clerk Kathy Nickolaus said Thursday that she failed to correctly enter in her computer and then report 14,315 votes in the city of Brookfield, omitting them entirely in an unofficial tally released after Tuesday's election. The new totals give 10,859 more votes to Prosser and 3,456 more to Kloppenburg, she said.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

If you are guessing that DUmmies heads are now exploding, you would be RIGHT as you can see in this very angry THREAD, "Are Republicans about to hand 7,000 votes to Prosser through electoral fraud?" GASP! Can this be true? Well, not according to the Democrat on the board of canvass of the county in question as you can read further down in the same report:

At the press conference with Nickolaus, Ramona Kitzinger, the Democrat on the Waukesha County board of canvass said: "We went over everything and made sure all the numbers jibed up and they did. Those numbers jibed up and we're satisfied they're correct."

As a Democrat, she said, "I'm not going to stand here and tell you something that's not true."

So it is pretty clear cut that NO FRAUD was involved according to the DEMOCRAT on the scene. But does anybody think that is enough to satisfy the DUmmies? Of course not and so we shall ENJOY days, weeks, and months (maybe even years) of watching DUmmie heads EXPLODE over this election result. So let us now watch the DUmmie heads explode in Bolshevik Red while the commentary or your humble correspondent, giving permission for our own blog troll Troglaman to take a mental health break for a few days, is in the [brackets]:

Are Republicans about to hand 7,000 votes to Prosser through electoral fraud?

[Call it a trial run for 2012.]

Many of you may have heard that 7,000 votes are about to be added to Prosser's total because of a supposed computer error. It just so happens that the computer error may have happened because a Republican County Clerk was keeping the vote tallying software on her personal PC and refused to have it audited:

[Maybe she held back just for the FUn of watching DUmmie heads explode.]

Kathy Nickolaus is the past President of the Republican Women of Waukesha Executive Committee.

[GASP! DUmmies need no more facts than that. Now let us turn to the absolutely HILARITY of other DUmmie heads exploding.]

Litigate this. This lady is shady as hell.

[Aren't ALL Republicans shady? Use that as evidence in your endless litigation.]

I pray that she has altered computer records to give advantage to the republican. That action would invalidate her county's vote. Her county was single-handedly responsible for keeping the republican in the race, giving him around 90,000 votes. The republican won the county by a margin of about 78% to 22%. Doubtful that an investigation will give him any more vote, but an investigation will likely take thousands of votes from the republican.

[I pray that she is as corrupt as the Democrats are.]

Third world rigged elections! I have no faith in the election systems in this country.

[So the 2008 presidential election results were fraudulent?]

This is exactly what they are doing their best to accomplish -- to turn this country of ours into a Third World country. They've been trying to do this ever since GW Bush, less obviously since Ronald Reagan. It's so clear!

[Adding TRILLIONS to the debt is also quite helpful in turning this into a Third World country.]

And what I find so incredible is so many Americans are willing to help them.

[Including that Democrat on the Waukesha County board of canvass.]

I wish they go back to paper ballots. Paper ballots don't lie. Shady.

[Especially paper Butterfly ballots.]

If they do and no one does anything about it, then what was the f*cking POINT!? Breath in...breath out...

[Yes, take a deep breath from that chloroform rag. It will be so much easier for you to wake up on the other side of the 2012 election and greet President Rubio.]

Exactly. If the woman has altered computer records to favor the republican, she is going to jail. Even if she gave him 50 more votes that he did not earn, that is criminal fraud. Fraud will invalidate the votes and send the woman to jail.

[Will she be in the same jail cell that Karl Rove was frogmarched into on May 12, 2006?]

Some people are saying it COULD BE an honest mistake. History proves them wrong, but still we shall see...I am seeing RED RIGHT NOW. Need to go outside.

[...And Primal Scream helplessly into the wind.]

Republicans always cheat in any way they can possibly get away with. It was a no brainer. Never, ever trust a republican. Ever.

[Good thing Joe Isuzu is a Democrat.]

As the Rude Pundit said... "You need to expect that motherf*ckers will f*ck their mothers. It's just what motherf*ckers do. They f*ck their mothers. It's right there in the word. If you put John Boehner's mother in front of him, he will f*ck her. Because he is a motherf*cker. It's what he knows. It's what all Republicans know. It's their nature. "

[That's the trademark of the Rude Pundit. Commentary that is subtle and profound.]

Any decent audit will catch them unless the local clerks are in on it.

[Including that DEMOCRAT member of the Waukesha County board of canvass.]

If Wisconsin democrats don't subpoena the computer and have an expert examine it what can one say.

[The computer MUST take the stand!!!]

There are times when the people have to take matters into their own hands. Cuz we're not gonna take it anymore.

[Declared the pizza-munching DUmmie from his basement bastion.]

A million person march, general strikes, and mass boycotts are good first steps. Taking matters into our own hands may be the only way to retain our rights.

["I'd almost be willing to get a job in order to participate in A NATIONAL GENERAL STRIKE."]

Chill. If the official has altered records, she has invalidated her county's vote and put herself in handcuffs.

[She will be arrested in just 24 business hours.]

Wow, what a conincidink! I just 'found' 8,000 more votes on a dusty harddrive that obviously is legit and fair. Wonder how it got here...no matter, tally the votes please! Before I find 55,000 votes, in my pants!!!

[And Ben Burch will be happy to lend you a hand to find them.]

Okay, I thought this was a done deal, election was over, and Prosser had *LOST*. What's going on in

[Freudenschade happened. Your victory champagne has once again turned to vinegar.]

Nate Silver thinks these votes are likely legit.

[Oops! No Silver lining there.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: davidprosser; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; wisconsin; wisconsinshowdown
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To: calex59

Oh, I understood these weren’t just-found votes a la Milwaukee in 04 or Christine Gregoire in WA (first election). I just don’t expect much in a state that has many judges who are union goons like Sumi.


41 posted on 04/07/2011 7:32:31 PM PDT by pogo101
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To: PJ-Comix

I had a sneaky feeling this was going to happen when that dingbat declared victory when it looked like she won with 200 votes. The rural counties around here are always a little slow to get their act together and their all heavily Republican unlike Madistan and Milwaukee.


42 posted on 04/07/2011 7:33:06 PM PDT by Shellback Chuck
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To: PJ-Comix

Very good.

Hopefully Kaputnick is toast.


43 posted on 04/07/2011 7:35:17 PM PDT by headstamp 2 (We live two lives, the life we learn and the life we live with after that.)
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44 posted on 04/07/2011 7:36:24 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Wascally Wepublicans Put Election at Wisc!)
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45 posted on 04/07/2011 7:37:23 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Wascally Wepublicans Put Election at Wisc!)
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To: PJ-Comix
It does make you wonder how “accidental” this “error” was. It seems like a pretty good strategy to me: “Forget” to add in a town with dominant Republicans. Then, after the D’Rat fraud machine pulls out a squeaker and it's too late to add any more fraudulent votes, add the real votes back in.
46 posted on 04/07/2011 7:40:04 PM PDT by norwaypinesavage (Galileo: In science, the authority of a thousand is not worth the humble reasoning of one individual)
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To: PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns; mikrofon; dead

"WHEEEEEEEEE!!!!! . . . WHAAAAAAA???????????"


47 posted on 04/07/2011 7:40:27 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Wascally Wepublicans Put Election at Wisc!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh my! there was a thread there yesterday titled:

Freepers in a panic

Lots of laughter in the thread too

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=439x830181

48 posted on 04/07/2011 7:44:23 PM PDT by Ballygrl
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To: calex59

The county had votes counted. The city of Brookfield which is in the county was credited with 0 votes. This was some of the best news I’ve heard in a long time. I live in Wisconsin and this was a very crucial election. When you saw some of the ads the Kloppenberg side were putting on TV they were filled with lies. They ran one accusing Judge Prosser of refusing to do anything in a child molestation case involving the church which wasn’t true. The young man in question (he’s an adult since this happened many years ago) came forward in an ad for Judge Prosser refuting what the other ad tried to imply. The Communist Party (oops, I mean Demonrats)will stoop to any level to try and smear a conservative. I surely believe the brown shirts (unions) will probably mount another assault on the government in Madison. They’ll get a pass like the kindergarten teacher who threatened to kill more than a dozen Republican lawmakers here in Wisconsin. They haven’t even arrested her. If it had been a conservative who made this threat they’d be locked up with no hope of getting out. Liberals are very sore losers. By the way I’d sure like to see Kloppenberg when she has to concede this election after having declared herself the winner already. That’s what I call priceless.


49 posted on 04/07/2011 7:44:43 PM PDT by MadAnthony1776 (A liberals vision of paradise is God's definition of hell!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Nice clip from Scanners. Didn’t think many people even new about the movie.


50 posted on 04/07/2011 7:46:20 PM PDT by MadAnthony1776 (A liberals vision of paradise is God's definition of hell!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Nice clip from Scanners. Didn’t think many people even knew about the movie.


51 posted on 04/07/2011 7:46:55 PM PDT by MadAnthony1776 (A liberals vision of paradise is God's definition of hell!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Having followed the FR live election thread until the wee hours of Wed morning and being severely disappointed, this is a most unexpected and pleasant surprise. The rats and union thugs are twisting in the wind and biting their fingers. Beautiful indeed.
52 posted on 04/07/2011 7:48:09 PM PDT by JPG ("2012 Can't Come Soon Enough" - Sarah Palin)
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To: PJ-Comix
Yesterday "The people had spoken!",
1. Today the turnout was too small
2. There had to have been fraud
3. They didn't get their message out.
4. It's 2000 all over again. (Though most are too young to have voted in that election)
The grass roots crowd that the union bused in didn't convince enough residents that they needed to pay more in taxes to cater to the childish masses.
Yesterday DUmmies were making fun of threads on Free Republic, today they are in denial.
How many kitties will get kicked tonight?

What a difference a day makes.

53 posted on 04/07/2011 8:09:16 PM PDT by The Brush
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To: PJ-Comix

How many times do Democrats “find” just enough votes to win? It has been a tradition since at least when LBJ won his first congressional election.


54 posted on 04/07/2011 8:13:04 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtC_wld3YJE&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Classic!


55 posted on 04/07/2011 8:14:45 PM PDT by WinOne4TheGipper (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AtC_wld3YJE&feature=youtube_gdata_player)
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To: PJ-Comix

Sounds like the unions just blew $5 million of SEIU pension funds on a $20K race and lost.

Pray for America


56 posted on 04/07/2011 8:17:48 PM PDT by bray (The Recovery begins when Obama is unemployed!)
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To: PJ-Comix

What’s that pizza place that kept getting orders to deliver pies to the union thugs?

Someone should call them up and have them deliver pizzas to Waukesha County Clerk Kathy Nickolaus’ office.


57 posted on 04/07/2011 8:32:20 PM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("As government expands, liberty contracts." -- Ronald Reagan)
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58 posted on 04/07/2011 8:32:37 PM PDT by PJ-Comix (The Coupon Whisperer)
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To: PJ-Comix

I’ve got KloppenFreudenschade baby!


59 posted on 04/07/2011 9:11:02 PM PDT by NeoCaveman (Silver, just buy the dips and thank me later.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
“VOTER-VERIFIED PAPER BALLOTS! DU IT FOR ANDY!”

Whippling in his grave...assuming he really IS dead, of course.

60 posted on 04/07/2011 9:16:08 PM PDT by decal (Voting for a Liberal is nothing but second-degree theft.)
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