DUmmie FUnnies 12-11-10 (Big Dog meets Little Obowwow: Clinton-Obama presser has DUmmies howling!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 11, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

[Charles Henrickson]

As if things couldn't be more stressful over in DUmmieland, now the denizens of Democratic Underground have TWO Democrat presidents to be angry at! President Obama invited former president Bill Clinton to the White House Friday, for a press conference to help sell the Obama Tax Cuts for the Evil Rich. So now the DUmmies are howling at BOTH "Big Dog" and the new pup, Bark Obowwow.

Tonight there are SCADS of threads to choose from on this, in both General Discussion: Presidency THREADS and General Discussion THREADS (too many to link individually).

Meanwhile, the other hot topic is the hero worship being accorded to filibustering Sen. Bernie Sanders, the SOCIALIST from the People's Republic of Vermont. Imagine, two DEMOCRAT Presidents being BLASTED, and a SOCIALIST senator being LIONIZED, on DEMOCRATIC Underground! Skinner and EarlG must either be about to go into "Locking" mode or else they've just given up!

So let us witness the POUNDING being given right now to Big Dog and Little Obowwow, in Rabid-Response Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, crying "Release the hounds!", is in the {brackets]:

Bill Clinton's Coming To The White House

[Hide the interns!]

Maybe the Secretary of State forgot her heart-healthy sack lunch

[Maybe Hilly and Billy want a little afternoon delight, a little nookie. . . . Eeeewww! Bad mental image there!]

I bet the WH will want Bill to go and seduce or bully the Dems who are revolting. . . .

[Isn't that all of them?]

I feel comforted! I have always felt safe when Big Dawg is in the oval office!

[Signed, Monica Lewinsky]

Clinton endorses tax deal following Oval Office powwow with Obama

[Powwow with Obowwow.]

Obama and Big Dog on MSNBC now!

Obama has left Bill to 'speak' alone.

[The teleprompter must be on the fritz.]

it makes Obama look devastatingly weak

[Little Barkie submits to the alpha male.]

It's weird! BO just standing next to Bill with a sillly grin on his face. It's like he brought his big brother to school to take on the bully.

[Black presidents gots to stand together!]

Now BO has left the room! Big Dog continues presser.

I bet Obama went offstage and threw up. This has got to be so humiliating for him!

[Barack Ovomit, Repuke.]

who advises the president? did they think this makes him look smart and strong?

[I think it was the brainstorm of that new adviser--oh, what is his name again? Grove! Kurt Grove!]

A scary thought. A President in over his head?

[It's above his pay grade.]

Can you imagine the 'phone call? "Hi Bill, are you busy this afternoon? I need you to sell my tax bill for me - they won't listen to me."

["A microphone? In the White House? And people there to listen to me and take my picture? Shoot, Ah am SO there!]

Obama ditches the Tax Cut presser to go spend time with Michelle!

[OK, the thought of Bill and Hillary was bad enough, but this. . . .]

Who is the president again?

[Clinton, Bush, Obama--same difference.]

I question the wisdom of leaving the room and leaving Bill Clinton in charge. . . .

[Keep an eye on the silverware!]

I wouldn't leave my wife waiting either. Even the president should think twice before standing up his wife.

[Especially a wife with shouders like the First Wookie. Yeah, I suppose you think Barry got that fat lip from "basketball"? Ha!]

I wonder if Clinton is going to give the State of the Union address next month?

["The era of Barry Government is over. . . ."]

It is completely surreal to see Bill Clinton standing in front of the White House insignia, calling on reporters, having them call him Mr. President, and then hear them address policy questions to him like he's still in office. You can tell he loves every second of it, too. . . .

[The Ego has landed.]

We have a lot of stuff, and much of it is at crisis level. But the chickens still elect Colonel Sanders - and NOT Bernie Sanders. "Stuck on stupid"

[Kentucky Fried Stupid.]

Can I borrow your gun?

[Wee Willie Pitt weighs in. Apparently he's ready for armed revolt.]

Will, are you drinking tonight? you are making ZERO sense.

[Which of those two things would be out of the ordinary?]

The world didn't come to the end, Satan did not sprout out of Cheney's stomach (like we all thought) and Bush did not usher into a demonic celebration of the planet. Time to have a drink, smoke a joint, do some f***ing yoga, and chill the f*** out for f***s sake.

[It's just a joint f***in' press conference.]

What is the over under on how long Clinton stands at the White House podium. . .he ain't leaving. .

[A Bridge to the 22nd Century.]

Sock it to 'em Big Dog! Take that 'progressives'.

[Sic 'em, Big Dog!]

Locking.

[In the doghouse with ya!]

Isn't Bill Clinton a dog whistling racist, race baiter?

[Bill Clinton is a MASTER baiter.]

Locking.

[Laughing.]

[Roses0508]

Don't forget the Internet Boom that fueled the '90s. That was a major factor also.

My MIL (who is a great lady otherwise), loves BJ. Went to hear him speak last week. According to her, he said that he was "fortunate to have the .com/interent boom during his presidency".

[eddie willers]

Don't forget the Internet Boom that fueled the '90s. That was a major factor also.

That was also the decade of "Global Warming".

Warm weather is very good for crops, economies and other living things.

[swheats]

Yea I understood what you meant. I was looking in the longterm Clinton not planning on giving the position or podium back or ever submitting to Obama’s leadership.

We were on the same page; different perspective I guess.

Thanks for the laughs. I can’t seem to go to DU and find the humor in their rabidness. (shudder even to think about it)

[Mr. Silverback]

It’s no coincidence that th last time libs were floating the “it’s too big for one man” idea was during the Carter Administration.

[mikrofon]

What is the over under on how long Clinton stands at the White House podium

Bubba over, intern under...

[Charles Henrickson]

I feel comforted! I have always felt safe when Big Dawg is in the oval office!

[Signed, Monica Lewinsky]

Or . . .

I feel comforted! I have always felt safe when Big Dawg is in the oval orifice!

[Signed, Monica Lewinsky]

[mylife]

LoL!

[Not A Snowbird]

Who let the dogs out?!

[y6162]

“Isn’t Bill Clinton a dog whistling racist, race baiter? “

Revenge is a dish best served cold. Bubba hasn’t forgotten...’They played the race card on me!

[jla]

Derek (from Step Brothers): “Bill Clinton, you kick ass, bro! But your little friend there, Barry, he has a mangina”

[mojitojoe]

Too funny! Nice job. I checked the threads at DU today and DUmmies were saying they had never seen so many posts and threads deleted. I guess the owners of DUmmieland are in a real panic over this one.

[Arrowhead1952]

it makes Obama look devastatingly weak

[Little Barkie submits to the alpha male.]

LOL. These people are pathetic.

[PJ-Comix]

Hard for me to get into politics today. Here is what happened. Last night, because of a lingering cold, I popped a couple of Advil PM. Hit the sack and went into a DEEEEEP sleep. Anyway, I had the best dream of my life. Such a great dream that when I woke up I told my wife it was the best dream of my life. I dreamt I was on a small sailboat with a couple of friends in the tropics. Surrounding us were dozens of other small sailboats. We were sailing in the middle of dozens of small islands. The water was the most clear blue you can imagine...and you could imagine it if you had seen the water surrounding Culebra.

So why did I have such a good dream? Because I was in a great mood. And why was I in a great mood? Because, due to Walgreens Super Jingle Cash awards I was getting PAID to buy stuff cheap. Typically yesterday I spent only about 67 cents per transaction to get like $25 to $40 worth of stuff and I was earning $5 in Super Jingles Cash and, often, another $5 Jingle Cash for buying Hallmark cards that cost me nothing since I was using Register Rewards to buy them. Anyway, at the end of the day, I bought about $600 worth of stuff for less than $20 out of pocket PLUS I earned another $80 worth of Jingle Cash.

Sooooooo.... In a great frame of mind I split out early this morning to do the same routine. Hit the first Walgreens, spent a few cents after handing in my coupons, then waited for my Super Jingles Cash then....NOTHING!!!

I thought it was an error in their machine but tried the same routine at a couple of more Walgreens. Same thing. NO Super Jingle Cash. I was told that the rules have been changed so that you can't earn the SJC until you spend a minimum of $25 in cash which was different than the rule just a day earlier when it was you spend $25 BEFORE coupons.

I checked the coupon forums and other folks were in an uproar. They couldn't believe that Walgreens went back on their PROMISED deal. And now I'm ANGRY. I plan to write an article on this situation. A STUPID move on the part of Walgreens. Okay maybe it wasn't working out for them as planned but once you make a PROMISE on a deal you are morally obligated to stick with it. And this promise still had another week to run.

Okay, sorry for the vent but this has me really upset. ....So what is happening in the world lately outside the coupon deals?

[Argus]

Not since Diocletian was brought back out of retirement growing his cabbages...

[Free_at_last_-2001]

get the coffee.. -LOL that's all he's good for!

[Free_at_last_-2001]

OK Ok who is this ... one of her ass cheeks is this big and this dimwitted numpty boy president to my right gets beaten up by her.....

- Jeez are you still here....yea that's it son check your watch your 15mins are up!

[infidel29]

I wouldn't leave my wife waiting either. Even the president should think twice before standing up his wife.

Who is this DUmmie kidding, Barry went to go shoot hoops, after Slickster is done with the press, he's movin' on up(stairs) to TCB!! Remember Andrew Young said Bill had more black women than Barry?

[infidel29]

[Little Barkie submits to the alpha male.]

I'm stealing this BTW! HILARIOUS!!!!

[ROCKLOBSTER]

They couldn't believe that Walgreens went back on their PROMISED deal. And now I'm ANGRY.

I guess you're just going to have to vote with your coupons.

[Tuscaloosa Goldfinch]

I don’t think Clinton’s leaving for awhile. Hands planted on the podium, wont even look at Obama. That doesn’t look like any type of submission to me.

When I wrote, "Little Barkie submits to the alpha male," I was referring to Bark Obowowwow submitting to Big Dog Clinton.

Can you IMAGINE GWB asking GHWB to step handle a crisis for HIM?

I can't.