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DUmmie FUnnies 12-11-10 (Big Dog meets Little Obowwow: Clinton-Obama presser has DUmmies howling!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 11, 2010 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 12/11/2010 12:12:35 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

As if things couldn't be more stressful over in DUmmieland, now the denizens of Democratic Underground have TWO Democrat presidents to be angry at! President Obama invited former president Bill Clinton to the White House Friday, for a press conference to help sell the Obama Tax Cuts for the Evil Rich. So now the DUmmies are howling at BOTH "Big Dog" and the new pup, Bark Obowwow.

Tonight there are SCADS of threads to choose from on this, in both General Discussion: Presidency THREADS and General Discussion THREADS (too many to link individually).

Meanwhile, the other hot topic is the hero worship being accorded to filibustering Sen. Bernie Sanders, the SOCIALIST from the People's Republic of Vermont. Imagine, two DEMOCRAT Presidents being BLASTED, and a SOCIALIST senator being LIONIZED, on DEMOCRATIC Underground! Skinner and EarlG must either be about to go into "Locking" mode or else they've just given up!

So let us witness the POUNDING being given right now to Big Dog and Little Obowwow, in Rabid-Response Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, crying "Release the hounds!", is in the {brackets]:

Bill Clinton's Coming To The White House

[Hide the interns!]

Maybe the Secretary of State forgot her heart-healthy sack lunch

[Maybe Hilly and Billy want a little afternoon delight, a little nookie. . . . Eeeewww! Bad mental image there!]

I bet the WH will want Bill to go and seduce or bully the Dems who are revolting. . . .

[Isn't that all of them?]

I feel comforted! I have always felt safe when Big Dawg is in the oval office!

[Signed, Monica Lewinsky]

Clinton endorses tax deal following Oval Office powwow with Obama

[Powwow with Obowwow.]

Obama and Big Dog on MSNBC now!

Obama has left Bill to 'speak' alone.

[The teleprompter must be on the fritz.]

it makes Obama look devastatingly weak

[Little Barkie submits to the alpha male.]

It's weird! BO just standing next to Bill with a sillly grin on his face. It's like he brought his big brother to school to take on the bully.

[Black presidents gots to stand together!]

Now BO has left the room! Big Dog continues presser.

I bet Obama went offstage and threw up. This has got to be so humiliating for him!

[Barack Ovomit, Repuke.]

who advises the president? did they think this makes him look smart and strong?

[I think it was the brainstorm of that new adviser--oh, what is his name again? Grove! Kurt Grove!]

A scary thought. A President in over his head?

[It's above his pay grade.]

Can you imagine the 'phone call? "Hi Bill, are you busy this afternoon? I need you to sell my tax bill for me - they won't listen to me."

["A microphone? In the White House? And people there to listen to me and take my picture? Shoot, Ah am SO there!]

Obama ditches the Tax Cut presser to go spend time with Michelle!

[OK, the thought of Bill and Hillary was bad enough, but this. . . .]

Who is the president again?

[Clinton, Bush, Obama--same difference.]

I question the wisdom of leaving the room and leaving Bill Clinton in charge. . . .

[Keep an eye on the silverware!]

I wouldn't leave my wife waiting either. Even the president should think twice before standing up his wife.

[Especially a wife with shouders like the First Wookie. Yeah, I suppose you think Barry got that fat lip from "basketball"? Ha!]

I wonder if Clinton is going to give the State of the Union address next month?

["The era of Barry Government is over. . . ."]

It is completely surreal to see Bill Clinton standing in front of the White House insignia, calling on reporters, having them call him Mr. President, and then hear them address policy questions to him like he's still in office. You can tell he loves every second of it, too. . . .

[The Ego has landed.]

We have a lot of stuff, and much of it is at crisis level. But the chickens still elect Colonel Sanders - and NOT Bernie Sanders. "Stuck on stupid"

[Kentucky Fried Stupid.]

Can I borrow your gun?

[Wee Willie Pitt weighs in. Apparently he's ready for armed revolt.]

Will, are you drinking tonight? you are making ZERO sense.

[Which of those two things would be out of the ordinary?]

The world didn't come to the end, Satan did not sprout out of Cheney's stomach (like we all thought) and Bush did not usher into a demonic celebration of the planet. Time to have a drink, smoke a joint, do some f***ing yoga, and chill the f*** out for f***s sake.

[It's just a joint f***in' press conference.]

What is the over under on how long Clinton stands at the White House podium. . .he ain't leaving. .

[A Bridge to the 22nd Century.]

Sock it to 'em Big Dog! Take that 'progressives'.

[Sic 'em, Big Dog!]

Locking.

[In the doghouse with ya!]

Isn't Bill Clinton a dog whistling racist, race baiter?

[Bill Clinton is a MASTER baiter.]

Locking.

[Laughing.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: billclinton; clinton; dufu; dummie; dummiefunnies; dummies; obama
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To: Charles Henrickson

I have never seen the DUmmies rile up so quickly.

Threads were popping up BEFORE the presser was over.


21 posted on 12/11/2010 3:47:16 AM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Posted at DU over 13 hours ago:

Safetykitten (652 posts)
“In these trying times, two Presidents are now required.

It’s just too hard. It’s just too much for one man. This is the new Democratic party model.

The display of weakness is staggering.


22 posted on 12/11/2010 3:56:51 AM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thanks for putting this together so fast. It’s always fun to check the ant farm when things get screwy in DC! Priceless comments coming from the DUmmies!


23 posted on 12/11/2010 4:03:38 AM PST by LibertyRocks (Anti-Obama Gear: http://cafepress.com/NO_ObamaBiden08)
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To: LibertyRocks

Imagine if Palin were POTUS and she called in Bush to help her out?

The MSM would shred her, and rightfully so.

Instead, the AP writes a love letter to BC and excuses Obama.


24 posted on 12/11/2010 4:18:50 AM PST by Rodney Dangerfield (David Horowitz: "The War on Sarah Palin is really a War on Conservatives.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

Stick toothpick in middle, remove from oven, let sit in cool place.


25 posted on 12/11/2010 4:20:15 AM PST by Dallas59 (President Robert Gibbs 2009-2013)
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To: mylife

two Presidents are now required because one of them is retarded.


26 posted on 12/11/2010 4:36:17 AM PST by 240B (he is doing everything he said he wouldn't and not doing what he said he would)
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To: Charles Henrickson

"Listen folks, I've got to get to Baskin-Robbins before they close..."
27 posted on 12/11/2010 4:54:00 AM PST by Roscoe Karns
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To: 240B

Clinton was brought to the platform as a warning to Congressional Democrats—we know where the bodies are buried, shut up and do as you are told.


28 posted on 12/11/2010 4:57:26 AM PST by cgbg (No bailouts for New York and California. Let them eat debt.)
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To: cgbg

You are exactly correct.


29 posted on 12/11/2010 5:20:21 AM PST by mylife (Opinions ~ $1 Half Baked ~ 50c)
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To: Charles Henrickson

The Dummies had many of the same reactions to the event that FReepers did. Not all, of course.


30 posted on 12/11/2010 5:34:28 AM PST by prairiebreeze (Proudly celebrating CHRISTMAS!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Hmmmm, two years ago it looked like the Clintons were on the outside looking in. Power gone.

Then it all changed. Kennedy died and Obama lost his big name back up. Now the Clintons are back in charge of the party.

The Clinton's.....they're, "On top of the world, ma!" Oh geez!

31 posted on 12/11/2010 5:34:55 AM PST by CAluvdubya (Palin 2012...YOU BETCHA!.)
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To: Roscoe Karns

"Uh, Bill? The Dunkin' Donuts closes in 10 minutes, so you'd better wrap this...huh? Oh! I get the coffee! Right!"

"Sorry for the interruption, folks! Now, where was I?"


32 posted on 12/11/2010 5:38:53 AM PST by COBOL2Java (Obama is the least qualified guy in whatever room he walks into.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This topic is HOT right now in DUmmieland...

Haven't been online since the afternoon so haven't kept up. But this topic should be HOT everywhere. If anything made BO Plenty look like a fool, in over his head, and confirms the idea that he's in it for the power and attention alone, this did it.

To arrange a press conference, by one report the two of them having trouble getting into the room, then BO Plenty letting BJC carry on for most of an hour without him because he had to attend a dinner with his wife, can anyone any longer claim he cares about this country? Sheesh.

33 posted on 12/11/2010 5:51:40 AM PST by bcsco
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To: Roscoe Karns
“Listen folks, I've got to get to Baskin-Robbins before they close...”

Nonsense. As president he sends a Secret Service guy to get the daily Baskin-Robbins order and stash it in the mini-frig under the desk in the Oval Office.

No doubt the Obamanation was checking to time to see if the order had arrived yet. He left Bubba at the podium so he wouldn't have to share.

34 posted on 12/11/2010 5:56:58 AM PST by Cheburashka (Democratic Underground - the Hogwarts of Stupid.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I wonder if Clinton is going to give the State of the Union address next month?

LOL! The DUmmies now see 0bama is out of his league. Better late than never.

5.56mm

35 posted on 12/11/2010 6:10:22 AM PST by M Kehoe
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To: Charles Henrickson

These are the same people who always talk about how great the “Clinton economy” was. It was great because Clinton had w Republican Congress that he went along with on economic issues.


36 posted on 12/11/2010 6:24:12 AM PST by denydenydeny (Power always thinks it has a great soul and vast views, beyond the comprehension of the weak-Adams)
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To: denydenydeny
how great the “Clinton economy” was. It was great because Clinton had w Republican Congress that he went along with on economic issues.

Don't forget the Internet Boom that fueled the '90s. That was a major factor also.

37 posted on 12/11/2010 7:14:42 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (When Barry Met Bubba.)
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To: mylife
It’s just too hard. It’s just too much for one man. This is the new Democratic party model.

OK, cue the Hillary pic at the urinal....

38 posted on 12/11/2010 7:14:44 AM PST by FDNYRHEROES (In just His first 3 days, the War on Terror became the War on Free Speech.)
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To: swheats
I don’t think Clinton’s leaving for awhile. Hands planted on the podium, wont even look at Obama. That doesn’t look like any type of submission to me.

When I wrote, "Little Barkie submits to the alpha male," I was referring to Bark Obowowwow submitting to Big Dog Clinton.

39 posted on 12/11/2010 7:21:20 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (When Barry Met Bubba.)
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To: 240B

Hard to tell which one.


40 posted on 12/11/2010 7:23:37 AM PST by ShandaLear (Where on Earth is Barack Obama?)
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