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DUmmie FUnnies 10-30-10 (Charlie Crist: I Am NOT Gray!!!)
DUmmie FUnnies ^
| October 30, 2010
| P.J. Gladnick (Channeling "Charlie Crist")
Posted on 10/30/2010 5:28:43 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
Hi there! This is Governor Charlie Crist with an important message for all Florida voters. However, before I get to the message, I wish to take this opportunity to dispel ugly rumors that have been circulating about me.
Just to make it very clear from the start, I am NOT gray! I am not gray; I never have been gray. The misunderstanding began with a hairdresser that I met at the Green Iguana bar who accompanied me home. The hairdresser expressed admiration for my deep tan and insisted upon rubbing my bronzed skin with some soft lotion upon entering my bedroom. So how did this completely innocent encounter end up the subject of many sick innuendos? It began when the hairdresser whispered gently into my ear with a suggestion about how I could really highlight my rich tan with the luscious orangey underglow by dyeing my dark hair gray to form a stark contrast to my manly bronze. Well, my mistake was allowing the hairdresser to spend the night with me getting just the right amount of gray into my hair. So you see, I am not really gray so you can cast aside the sick rumors about me.
[Warning: The rest of this story is highly risque filled with leather whips, bareback riding, gerbils, broken light bulbs, and other items of a similar ilk. Should you dare to read it all, you can find the rest of the story at the DUMMIE FUNNIES.]
TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: charliecrist
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I feel like I was really channeling Charlie Crist. This entire story came to me in a blinding flash this morning while driving around.
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:28:46 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
To: Xenalyte; RMDupree; AlexW; CzarNicky; Mike Fieschko; motzman; codercpc; thingumbob; tje; ml1954; ...
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:30:34 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(The Coupon Whisperer)
To: PJ-Comix
All things considered, including his, uh, grayness and his political switcheroo, he’d be the perfect second Mr. Arianna Huffington.
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:30:50 PM PDT
by
Darkwolf377
(Pro-Life atheist, conservative Bostonian)
To: PJ-Comix
As Chairman of the League of Charlies, I have notified Mr. Crist that we have terminated his membership.
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:30:50 PM PDT
by
Charles Henrickson
(Countdown to Tsunami Tuesday . . .)
To: PJ-Comix
Dude...
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:32:02 PM PDT
by
darkwing104
(Lets get dangerous)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:32:13 PM PDT
by
freedumb2003
(The TOTUS-Reader: omnipotence at home, impotence abroad (Weekly Standard))
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:34:09 PM PDT
by
Incorrigible
(If I lead, follow me; If I pause, push me; If I retreat, kill me.)
To: PJ-Comix
I've been known to hang out in hay bars.
Not that there's anything wrong with that.
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:37:11 PM PDT
by
cripplecreek
(Remember the River Raisin! (look it up))
To: PJ-Comix
The “not gray” Mr. Crist is still a moron. You can’t dye that! :D
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:37:38 PM PDT
by
luvie
(DIMs?......start packin'--you're fired!....I can see November from my house!)
To: PJ-Comix
My graydar says he’s lying.
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:42:48 PM PDT
by
Jacktown
To: cripplecreek
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:43:20 PM PDT
by
MrEdd
(Heck? Geewhiz Cripes, thats the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aint going.8)
To: PJ-Comix
Charlie Crist is Anderson Cooper GRAY!!
To: PJ-Comix
Charlie should be an MSNBC analyst. He would be able to understand their babble. He probably even understands Obamababble. They are all in need of treatment.
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:53:42 PM PDT
by
screaminsunshine
(the way to win this game is not to play)
To: Jacktown
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:53:58 PM PDT
by
netmilsmom
(Happiness is a choice.)
To: dennisw; Clemenza
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:56:13 PM PDT
by
PJ-Comix
(The Coupon Whisperer)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:56:32 PM PDT
by
Ballygrl
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
10/30/2010 5:57:50 PM PDT
by
Slings and Arrows
(You can't have IngSoc without an Emmanuel Goldstein.)
To: PJ-Comix
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posted on
10/30/2010 6:06:26 PM PDT
by
GeronL
(http://libertyfic.proboards.com <--- My Fiction/ Science Fiction Board)
To: PJ-Comix
But he seems so neat and thin.
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posted on
10/30/2010 6:06:26 PM PDT
by
beans36
(Obama: The Wonderful Wizard of 'Uhs')
To: PJ-Comix
“I am not an animal!”
~Former Gray Pachyderm
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posted on
10/30/2010 6:09:54 PM PDT
by
mikrofon
(I am not Gray Davis)
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