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The Blogpimp Thread (Vanity)
10-15-10 | me

Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Blogpimp songs


Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)

Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*

Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)

Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)

Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning

The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)

I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away

I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!

Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!

Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!

Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!

Haikus about blogpimps

(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!

Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!

I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*

“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...

The following were done by Allegra:

Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!

Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits

Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: antiblogpimppimp; blogpimp; blogpimps; pimp; pimpbusters
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To: Markos33
Pimpin' my Blog:

(To the tune of Pimpin' my Blog)

LOL - very good.

421 posted on 10/16/2010 1:12:28 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Markos33

Most excellent! You have talent.


422 posted on 10/16/2010 4:12:10 AM PDT by BunnySlippers (I love BULL MARKETS . . .)
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To: Mobile Vulgus
I only regret that I am going away for the weekend


423 posted on 10/16/2010 4:35:30 AM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Markos33
LOL!

Dis be yo' graphic, fo' shizzle:


424 posted on 10/16/2010 5:31:46 AM PDT by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: humblegunner
LOL! I missed this yesterday. Here's your graphic:


425 posted on 10/16/2010 5:35:14 AM PDT by 50mm (I don't use drugs, my dreams are frightening enough.)
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To: 50mm

Sweet!


426 posted on 10/16/2010 5:54:48 AM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: Markos33

ROFL! Good one! I love it! :)


427 posted on 10/16/2010 6:18:17 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: Salamander
The pimps sure get upset when they are exposed:


428 posted on 10/16/2010 8:11:38 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: Allegra

I thought I was. You had some choice words for me a month or so back...and I was kinda bummed about it.

I hope all is well, Allegra.


429 posted on 10/16/2010 8:48:51 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (We conservatives will always lose elections as long as we allow the MSM to choose our candidates.)
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To: CharlesWayneCT; humblegunner; Allegra; 50mm; TheOldLady; thackney; mnehring; Vendome; Markos33; ...
Thanks for sharing all the funny pimp songs/jokes/poems/graphics!


430 posted on 10/16/2010 9:38:03 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis (Want to make $$$? It's Easy! Use FR to Pimp Your Blog!)
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To: Vendome

Hai, Vendome-San yes always sipped, straight up.


431 posted on 10/16/2010 9:40:05 AM PDT by seoul62
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To: humblegunner

This was really epic.


432 posted on 10/16/2010 10:36:50 AM PDT by thackney (life is fragile, handle with prayer)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis

Just sorry I couldn’t finish my song like the others here.


433 posted on 10/16/2010 11:13:04 AM PDT by CharlesWayneCT
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To: humblegunner

I almost forgot.

Hi, humblegunner.


434 posted on 10/16/2010 11:18:12 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: TheOldLady

Dang stalkers.


435 posted on 10/16/2010 11:24:14 AM PDT by humblegunner (Pablo is very wily)
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To: humblegunner

"You're welcome."

436 posted on 10/16/2010 11:27:21 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: TheOldLady

What an adorable little cat-baby!


437 posted on 10/16/2010 11:34:55 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
"A thwead fuww of pimps and fags, what is a cute boy wike me going to do? Fiww me up bwoggews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!"
438 posted on 10/16/2010 11:40:12 AM PDT by rollo tomasi (Working hard to pay for deadbeats and corrupt politicians)
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To: Cyber Liberty
You had some choice words for me a month or so back...

I sure did. Never, ever try to tell a Texan what to do. :) There are very few people who are allowed to give me any kind of order. Very few.

Turns out the little sh!t-stirring weirdo who was the subject of our discussion was banned anyway and I had nothing to do with it. My instincts served me well again.

I was also exhuasted and ill and at that point very, very tired of idiots deliberately taking me out of context.

But, I thought we had gotten past that.

Guess not.

439 posted on 10/16/2010 11:42:01 AM PDT by Allegra (Pablo is very wily.)
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To: Allegra
It was on Cheezeburger. They've expanded a bit lately.

The "Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day" photo gets me every time.

This gif is on their first page right now:


440 posted on 10/16/2010 11:44:45 AM PDT by TheOldLady (Pablo is very wily.)
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