Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
(To the tune of Pimpin' my Blog)
LOL - very good.
Most excellent! You have talent.
Dis be yo' graphic, fo' shizzle:
Sweet!
ROFL! Good one! I love it! :)
I thought I was. You had some choice words for me a month or so back...and I was kinda bummed about it.
I hope all is well, Allegra.
Hai, Vendome-San yes always sipped, straight up.
This was really epic.
Just sorry I couldn’t finish my song like the others here.
I almost forgot.
Hi, humblegunner.
Dang stalkers.
"You're welcome."
What an adorable little cat-baby!
"A thwead fuww of pimps and fags, what is a cute boy wike me going to do? Fiww me up bwoggews. Oh, dat scwewy wabbit!"
I sure did. Never, ever try to tell a Texan what to do. :) There are very few people who are allowed to give me any kind of order. Very few.
Turns out the little sh!t-stirring weirdo who was the subject of our discussion was banned anyway and I had nothing to do with it. My instincts served me well again.
I was also exhuasted and ill and at that point very, very tired of idiots deliberately taking me out of context.
But, I thought we had gotten past that.
Guess not.
The "Cyoot Kitteh of teh Day" photo gets me every time.
This gif is on their first page right now:
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