I won't forget.
Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
Not likely. In fact, bloody well not likely.
LOL!
Mobile Buttgas is such a n00bie he doesn’t know what an Ash Alert is.
Great job Owen!
hey I was waiting to use that one!
I’m beginning to think he has pink blood.
I won't forget.
Well, while you liars and your multiple screen names vent like the self-indulgent children you are, here is a link to a site worth viewing…
Remember, that's www.PubliusForum.com
Yes, it's www.PubliusForum.com
Take a chill pill
Outstanding...
Since Mar 14, 2005
Your math skills suck, dude.
I am glad I am getting under your skin
They say stuff like that at the Furry conventions, huh?
But, if you want to know where I blog
I don't swing that way, chief.
They are just pulling your chain.
If you hook your chain up to a bucket of water hanging from a sky-hook they will get soaked.
Thanks!
I was thinking nobody was going to catch that.
There you go again.
One track mind there 'lil faller.
It was really great...seriously...I grinned thru the whole “song”
Some are johnny-come-latelys, posting without reading the whole thread and making themselves look kinda stupid and out of the loop.
It seems easy, post a good sized excerpt (using HMTL so hot links—if there are any—) will show up in the excerpt.
It seems also that a lot of posters on this thread have a real hangup with homosexuals and their “acts”
The worse the posts get, the more they are on the defensive.
All I ever need to know about homos I can find on this thread lol.
Wow! Thanks! Now I know the link for your awesome blog! I didn't know it before! I mean, who on this thread has ever heard of it? ;) /s
“Your math skills suck, dude.”
First bit of truth that ever came out of your putrefying mouth, scumbag.
Yep, you are right. It’s been 5 years. Gosh. I didn’t remember a date and missed it by a year. It must be true that I am the worst human on earf.
Loser.
Scotch okay?
Well I guess his post proves the theory.
His blood courses with homoglobin...
and missed it by a year.
Or two.
Bad math skills indeed!
LOL, it must be tough not being able to get a damn thing right.
Single malt, I’ll join you...
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