Well, as long as we're calling names...
Posted on 10/15/2010 5:58:58 AM PDT by DeoVindiceSicSemperTyrannis
Blogpimp songs
Song of the Pimp
(to the tune of Jingle Bells)
Trolling on FR,
And looking for blog hits,
When folks tell me to stop,
I throw hissy fits
I detest all the complaints,
By others who too freep,
I wish they’d go to h***,
Oh I wish they’d *bleep* *bleep* *bleep*
Chorus:
Oh plagiarize! Plagarize!
And pimping my blog too!
I am a stinkin’ blogpimp,
And that is what I do! (repeat chorus)
Blogpimps on FR
(tune: The Wheel on the Bus)
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Oh the blogpimps on FR go
Pimp pimp pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
Pimp, pimp, pimp,
So early in the morning
The Blogpimp’s Song
(tune: I’ve been working on the RR)
I’ve been pimping on the forum,
All the live long day
I’ve been pimping on the forum
Just to pass the time away
I really love to post just excerpts
I don’t care what others think!
I’m just sitting ‘round and waiting
For folks to click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link!
Please folks, click my link today!
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Someone is reporting, I know, I know
Someone is reporting my pimping!
Guess they want to see me go!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o-o-o-o,
Fee Fi Fiddle e-i-o!
Guess they want to see me go!
Haikus about blogpimps
(Excerpt) read more at
mydumbblog.com
I’m trolling for hits!
Pimp, pimp, I’m a pimp
Stop, Stop, I can never stop
Blog, blog, click my blog!
I came to FR
Just to pimp my stupid blog
Now they hate me *sob*
“Boohoo! *Whimper* *sigh*
They all hate me. Wonder why?”
(Excerpt) read more at...
The following were done by Allegra:
Blogpimp all day long,
Blogpimp till the cows come home,
Please click on my link!
Must click on my link
It will take you to my blog
I want lots of hits
Blogpimping my blog
The Mods, they do not like it
My fursuit calls me
Malkin and Breitbart don’t pimp their blogs here and if they did, we would ask they post the entire content of their blog thought.
Sames would apply to them.
Pimpin’ doesn’t have to be a bad thing except when it involves hustling.
Wow! That is complete useless useful information, I am impressed.
If they use that in Jeopardy I am going to make a killing!
Thanks.
(hope the joke came off)
ROTFLMAO!!!
Too funny!
The thread will be dead by then, but maybe not. Either way, I don't care.
I'm going to give that a shot, a story from just those.
I was not aware that the format had those limitations.
First, break down into nouns, verbs, pronouns.. a fun puzzle!
LOL—remember the “we are all UncleDaddy” threads?
Then it should be no trouble for you to shut up and evaporate.
Given your inability to specify your grievances I would imagine this should be a relief to you.
Go click on some blogs to read the full text, get a virus.
Knock yourself out.
Cheers.
Your predisposition to silence others, noted.
How very rude of you! Are you always this rude? ... Oh wait!
Notice how this scum bag always goes for gay jokes? I think he has a serious hangup.
Good Gawd.
Why can’t you just work with us? The blogpimping stuff has gotten out of control and we are trying to do the equitable thing by asking you to post your entire musing.
If, as you imply, you are writing for altruistic reasons and we are pointing out a fair base for posting, why is this a problem?
Unless you are in fact trying to build a business and I don’t begrudge you that. The only point of contention is the manner in which you are doing it.
We see your side but your inability to be flexible is due to your willingness to go full bore as if there are no repercussions.
You are not being fair here and you are demonstrating your total self immersion and self serving life plan. Damn the rest of us?
Life don’t work that way. But go ahead with your grand plan of obstinance, you won’t find yourself drawing viewership with that attitude.
Well, as long as we're calling names...
To give you an example (I primarily reside on econ threads). I have some bozo citing to a book in order to support his argument. He (or she), apparently, neglected to consider that I have access to a public library (actually, many). His book says nothing what he says it claims. I'll post something for the record, but seriously, do you think I should expect much more?
Mobile Vulgus aka The "Newashman" aka ASH aka ReduxAsh aka at least five other screen names is a hoaxer who has been banned from posting to this forum. Not once, but many times. He will be banned again soon.
HE WILL, WHEN CHALLENGED, PRETEND INNOCENCE. His use of multiple aliases is, itself a hoax. He is an electronic crasher who is here AGAINST THE EXPRESS WISHES OF THE OWNER OF THIS FORUM.
Attempting to engage him in debate plays into his hands. He is here to create dissent and to disrupt the Free Republic. That is his pattern and the reason his posting privileges have been banned.
Ha, ha. I am glad I am getting under your skin, liar.
All your charges are your braindead delusions. Are you off your meds again?
I have never been banned and I have never heard of "Newashman."
In fact, it is easy to discover who I am. I've had the same screen name for 6 or 7 years and my posts all link to my blog. If I've been banned many times, how is it that my screen name has been around for so many years, liar?
You are an idiot and have serious mental issues, just like the rest of the nitwits here like humblegunner/sic semper tyranis/TheOldLady, and the other multiple screen names.
But, if you want to know where I blog.... let me help you with that... and while you liars and your multiple screen names vent like the self-indulgent children you are, here is a link to a site worth viewing…
Remember, that's www.PubliusForum.com
Yes, it's www.PubliusForum.com
I notice also that you twerps can't stand it when people disagree with you. All the posters here that oppose your childish crusade are called homosexuals, attacked, and yelled down.
You guys are great help to the leftists that you side with, really you are.
Really?
And may I ask “Where have you been?”.
That would be good info to have.
Welcome.
(yes, I am a nOOb, compared to you) LOL
Post on.
Why can’t you just work with us?Aw, lookie, folks. Now he's PLEADING for people to go with his childish, left-wing helping crusade. What a creep.
Oh, OK:
How we compare the musings of these many aliases.
Thank you again or rather for the first time.
If you stopped talking about it we wouldn’t have any hangups...
If you would quit posting about your proclivities folks here at FR might with time forget.
It's gotten so bad that when I see your pseudonym all I can picture is a whiny old fruit squirming around in a Preparation H commercial.
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