Posted on 09/11/2010 4:35:46 AM PDT by PJ-Comix
WORK! Maynard G. Krebs couldn't hear the word without yelling it out in shock. That same attitude is prevalent in DUmmieland. More specifically they want EXACTLY the type of work they want for big bucks. Ironically, some DUmmies are talking about the great jobs they used to have during the EVIL Bush Regime compared to the crummy (or no) jobs currently available under the Bamster as you can see in this THREAD, "I'm wondering if it is really worth it to go back to work..." So let us now watch the DUmmie aversion to WORK in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, chronicling their adventures in FUnemployment, is in the [brackets]:
I'm wondering if it is really worth it to go back to work...
[WORK!]
I've been out of work for two years, and while it has been stressful at times, it has also been a time of blissful relaxation.
[FUnemployment!]
Now I've gone back to a full-time job and I'm absolutely miserable.
[WORK!]
This job - dealing with subject matter that I absolutely hate - pays only $11.58 per hour. At my last full - time job, I made over double that.
[Hey, you get free rent and pizza from mommy so you have plenty left over to buy antique lava lamps at yard sales.]
The worst part of it is that have no time for anything else - now that I work full time, I find I'm working ALL the time - keeping my house clean, washing clothes, and cooking meals.
[You had a personal servant before?]
Of course, I'm single - I decided long ago that marriage and having children in this economy would be way too stressful / expensive.
[It's the Obama economy.]
Is it really worth it to work full time?
[WORK!]
Seems like it takes all the joy out of life.
[Enjoy your Recovery Summer.]
How did we get in this state of mind where people feel obligated to find a job and work?
[It's called free enterprise or would you prefer the Bolshevik alternative? And now to the other lazy DUmmies...]
I will not work.
[WORK!]
Not till the issue I have is corrected, I am due from years ago.
[Still waiting for that brain implant?]
I did check out work scene a few years ago, to see if things had changed, they hadn't
[Sorry. Work still involves...WORK!]
So somebody is going to correct my issues.
[Because you are just too lazy to correct your own unemployment issues.]
And some think my post here could be work, but they cover such a wide set of views, they don't point to any single thought, but that thoughts exist.
So when commenting on work, it would be insane when already due, to go and work for something. That makes no sense.
[As little sense as your thoughts, DUmmie RandomThoughts.]
And I don't think correlation is causation, and know I will be given money for beer and travel and much enjoyment to compensate for wrong smear done to me years ago.
[We done him wrong.]
So I also don't worry about correlations, since I know they can be used to try and train and from that are not real.
[You also obviously don't worry about logical thought patterns.]
The debt due to me is real, and will be paid.
[Yes, we all owe you, YOU DUmmie RandomThoughts.]
Also society will get more just, and more compassionate. But things have always been that way.
[May we just call you DUmmie NoThoughts?]
I'm curious if the expiration of your unemployment compelled you to work. And what you would have chosen to do should unemployment be available in perpetuity.
[Sit on his butt in perpetuity. That is what happens in the Scandinavian countries.]
You're cleaning, washing and cooking for one?
[Heavy WORKload there.]
Just a few years ago, it seemed like everyone had at least a little spare time to exercise, to go on vacations, to do gardening, etc. Not to mention having the spare MONEY to do all those things.
[Just a few years ago during the EVIL Bush Regime.]
For just about everyone, it's get up, go to work, do essential chores, go to bed. Day after day...just to keep the lights on and some basic food on the table.
[People PAY for food? At this very moment I have a freezer filled with HUNDREDS of FREE coupon bought chicken/buffalo wings.]
Maybe it's time to demand better wages
[Go on strike and achieve your goal. No WORK!]
Then find someone who will pay your bills.
[Ben Burch is looking for a Sugar Daddy.]
The whole idea of a career, of having to find a job (nowadays, any job), and keep it whether you like it or not, just in order to survive – the way we do now – is a relatively new development in human history. It was not such a struggle and didn’t often force us to do things that were against our nature just to survive.
[Yeah, those feudal serfs from way back when sure had it made.]
[WORK!]
Work - the only dreaded four letter word for DUmmies!!
I've gone back to a full-time KOOL AID drinking job and I'm still as miserable as I have ever been.
I'd rather have unemployment checks coming to my mailbox for the rest of my life.
[Still waiting for that brain implant?]
Your issue is that you are a DUmmie.
[Yes, we all owe you, YOU DUmmie RandomThoughts.]
Free money for all DUmmies for the rest of our lives. Screw working for a living.
Screw working for a living and make the "rich" pay up for the DUmmies.
[Heavy WORKload there.]
GASP!! Cleaning, washing and cooking for one is not very hard to do. I did that for several years and had a full time job.
[Go on strike and achieve your goal. No WORK!]
Maybe it's time to get up off your big but and get a real job.
Well, they do give us at FR something to laugh and grin about on a regular basis.
Everyone on that thread is a Lousy Freeper Troll. They just have to be.
Well, the operative word is "relatively", but beyond that...WOW!
Does this DUmmie (a fitting term for this naive little jerk) really think that working for a living is a new development? How bass-ackwards can one person be? What's "relatively" new is the concept that the government "owes" one their livelihood.
Fine, don’t work.
Don’t eat either.
Too bad her mother didn't make the same decision.
Yeah, to the DUmmie gallery’s credit, about half of the comments are variations on, “WTF? Of course you have to do some sort of work to pay your own way.”
When I first read the FUnnie, I thought it said “tissue”. So brain implant would be quite appropriate LOL!
When a DUmmie plays the "That's not Christian" card, remind them that the apostle Paul said this in one of his epistles.
PJ,
Bo sticks and chicken wing coupons? what the hell are you talking about?
Top 100!
Which reminds me of common joke around our house:
What do you do if you find an art history major on your doorstep?
Pay him for the pizza.
Hey PJ. Think I got behind you in the 10 item checkout line yesterday. The Checkee brought a full basket to the 10 item line and then produced about a thousand coupons.
I diverted to the regular checkout lines. When I left, the coupon bearer was still holding up the 10 item line.
How lazy does one have to be? It is this attitude that really burns me up. I had a nice white collar job that I loved, then the company folded. Now I am working a blue collar job, I get up before the crack of dawn and bust my butt for 10 hours doing hard labor in the elements. You have to do what you have to do to survive. And then these lazy spoiled idiots sit and whine about how horrible it is that they have to work.
I am thinking you need to start a budget ping list.
Too much WORK! And now to ENJOY my two buck six-pack of ice cold Yuengling. Ah!
Please remove me from your ping list until you get over this coupon BS. You are no longer funny, as couponing has superseded humor.
Charles, please keep me on your DUFU list, as I need the laughs !!!
How can anyone be so completely stupid and still exist? Mere survival was a full-time job for many people in this country just a hundred years ago, and still is today in lots of third world countries.
>>You have to do what you have to do to survive. And then these lazy spoiled idiots sit and whine about how horrible it is that they have to work.<<
WORK!!!!!!!
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