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Prince Charles Pitches Green Lifestyle
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 6 February 2010 | John Semmens

Posted on 02/09/2010 10:30:25 AM PST by John Semmens

The United Kingdom’s Prince Charles lashed out at his critics in an impassioned defense of his environmental views. “I have been the victim of unbelievable abuse for my efforts to promote a better environment,” he said.

According to the Prince, “too many people are living too lavishly for the good of the planet. They consume too much in every phase of their lives—too much housing, too much food, too much travel, too much entertainment, you name it.”

Charles asserted that “technology is destroying man’s contact with nature. Rather than living simply, the average man now expects science to intervene to save him from the nasty, brutish, and short existence that is more in tune with what is natural. This may seem good in the short run to the short-sighted person, but it is bad for the planet.”

The Prince vowed to take his crusade “to every corner of the world” and “spare no expense in a cause too vital to be turned aside by the squawking of the ignorant masses.” In line with this vow, the Prince’s aides are negotiating with agents of former US Vice-President Al Gore for a joint, five-continent tour “to urge the common people to lead more frugal lives for the sake of the environment.”

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TOPICS: Humor; Science; Society; Weather
KEYWORDS: courtofstjames; environment; houseofwindsor; hypocrisy; lifestyle; princecharles; satire
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1 posted on 02/09/2010 10:30:25 AM PST by John Semmens
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According to the Prince, “too many people are living too lavishly for the good of the planet. They consume too much in every phase of their lives—too much housing, too much food, too much travel, too much entertainment, you name it.”

OK. So ABDICATE your position and go live in a hut.
2 posted on 02/09/2010 10:32:35 AM PST by Question Liberal Authority ("My...health care plan is a Bolshevik plot... which will destroy America." - Barack Obama)
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To: John Semmens

Bah! Didn’t notice this was satire. Can’t tell the difference these days.


3 posted on 02/09/2010 10:33:10 AM PST by Question Liberal Authority ("My...health care plan is a Bolshevik plot... which will destroy America." - Barack Obama)
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“I have been the victim of unbelievable abuse for my efforts to promote a better environment,” he said. According to the Prince, “too many people are living too lavishly for the good of the planet. They consume too much in every phase of their lives—too much housing, too much food, too much travel, too much entertainment, you name it.”

Can't figure out why a prince telling people to not live too lavishly might encourage that abuse?

Look up "let them eat cake" on Wikipedia and see if that gives you a clue numbskull.

4 posted on 02/09/2010 10:36:22 AM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Question Liberal Authority

Dayum, you beat me to it!!! LOL


5 posted on 02/09/2010 10:37:00 AM PST by Nat Turner (Escaped from NY in 1983 and not ever going back....)
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To: Question Liberal Authority

Just noticed the satire too, but I believe he did say something similar.


6 posted on 02/09/2010 10:37:27 AM PST by Brett66 (Where government advances, and it advances relentlessly , freedom is imperiled -Janice Rogers Brown)
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To: Brett66

Bloody wanker twit.

LOL


7 posted on 02/09/2010 10:38:33 AM PST by Col Frank Slade
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To: John Semmens
Quick environmental quiz:

Which house is energy efficient and environmentally responsible, and which house is wasteful and destroying the planet?

8 posted on 02/09/2010 10:39:15 AM PST by Haiku Guy (If you have a right / To the service I provide / I must be your slave.)
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To: Question Liberal Authority

So true. Satire today - legislation tomorrow. L


9 posted on 02/09/2010 10:39:56 AM PST by Little Ray (Madame President sounds really good to me...)
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To: Question Liberal Authority
Can’t tell the difference these days.

Oprah did a program on just such a topic about 2-3 weeks ago. She went over to the Netherlands and "marvelled" at how people there are "able to live with so much less stuff than we do here in the US." "We need to learn from them..." blah, blah, blah.

I was completely disgusted. Oprah the Billionaire ain't gonna give up sh**, but will try to shame the rest of us into living without cars, 100 sq. ft of personal space, government run everything. And the mindless, brainless, stupid audience members just clap and smile.

10 posted on 02/09/2010 10:42:31 AM PST by Clock King (There's no way to fix D.C.)
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Green Prince Charles eh...

I guess that's why he has a TIRE PRESSURE GAUGE tucked into the top of his woolly sock when wearing a kilt....

Just to check those tire pressures on the Royal Rolls,

11 posted on 02/09/2010 10:46:35 AM PST by spokeshave (Third largest employer in the world is UK health system, after the Chinese Army and Indian railways)
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I love it when adulterous, parasitical, self indulgent, self righteous, condescending, elitist fops like Prince Charlie boy tell other people how to live and think.

It’s no sweat off of his rich a$$ to do so. He’s never going to have to live “simply”.


12 posted on 02/09/2010 10:47:52 AM PST by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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To: John Semmens

I consume, therefor I am.


13 posted on 02/09/2010 10:49:40 AM PST by Berlin_Freeper (I consume, therefor I am.)
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To: John Semmens

Oops, just noticed that this is satire.

Just in case though, here’s my outrage.

I love it when adulterous, parasitical, self indulgent, self righteous, condescending, elitist fops like Prince Charlie boy tell other people how to live and think.

It’s no sweat off of his rich a$$ to do so. He’s never going to have to live “simply”. What does he know about living simply? Zilch!


14 posted on 02/09/2010 10:50:20 AM PST by garyhope (It's World War IV, right here, right now, courtesy of Islam.)
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"Prince Charles pitches Green Lifestyle"....Folks, He pitches everything!.....
15 posted on 02/09/2010 10:55:48 AM PST by AngelesCrestHighway
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To: John Semmens
he decided he would rather wake up to this: over this: Tells us all we need to know
16 posted on 02/09/2010 11:01:36 AM PST by sticker
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To: Clock King
Oprah the Billionaire ain't gonna give up sh**, but will try to shame the rest of us into living without cars

She does the same thing with food. She's the world's greatest expert on how other people can eat healthy and lose weight.

She's also an expert on how other people can stay married and how other people can raise their kids.
17 posted on 02/09/2010 11:28:16 AM PST by Question Liberal Authority ("My...health care plan is a Bolshevik plot... which will destroy America." - Barack Obama)
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To: sticker

While the wax statue of Princess Diana is not a really good likeness of her, it is head and shoulders prettier than that old dog Camilla..oh wait...she is a horse.
Once upon a time I saw a picture of Charles on a horse that had it’s mane styled like you know who..


18 posted on 02/09/2010 11:35:49 AM PST by celtic gal
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To: John Semmens

Yes, of course he does, from the lavish and rich surroundings of which of his castles? =.=


19 posted on 02/09/2010 11:42:45 AM PST by cranked
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To: celtic gal

I have seen car wreck prettier than camilla


20 posted on 02/09/2010 11:53:54 AM PST by sticker
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