President Denounces “Disinformation” Campaign against His Health Care Proposal

A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 22 August 2009 | John Semmens

[John Semmens]

President Barack Obama came out swinging against the “wee-weed up” opponents of his health care bill, claiming that contentions it will lead to runaway government spending are unfounded.

“Using past cost overruns in Medicare and Medicaid as a forecast for my reform is misleading,” Obama declared. “My bill has provisions that will prevent irresponsible spending.”

“First, my reform will ensure that any woman who wants an abortion will get an abortion,” Obama pointed out. “This simple procedure will save the government a lifetime of medical expenses that would otherwise be incurred tending to the needs of these unwanted children.”

“Second, my reform calls for careful cost-benefit analysis that will avoid expenditures on low-yield outcomes,” he continued. “Statistics show that the majority of medical spending occurs in the last few years of people’s lives. This only prolongs the agony of the feeble. It would be more prudent and merciful to cull these individuals from the herd by implementing a well-funded and robust ‘end-of-life’ counseling program.”

“Third, my reform will cut spending on unnecessary frills,” Obama said. One of the “frills” targeted for reduced spending is anesthesia. The idea is that it will make surgeons work faster—saving both on the lower expenses for anesthesia and fewer physicians’ hours that have to be compensated.

“So, it should be clear that those contending my plan will lead to bankruptcy are misleading people,” he concluded. “We are in the process of gathering information that will hold these false witnesses accountable.”

Press Secretary Robert Gibbs explained that the unfamiliar phrase of “wee-weed up” used by the President meant that, “essentially, he’s calling his opponents a bunch of bed-wetters.”

[John Semmens]

ping

[cranked]

Hey Barry, your disinformation begets opposing “disinformation”.

Have you read the bill(s) yet cause given your repeated inability to explain the garbage in simplified terms to the American people has brought you what you must now reap.

[nufsed]

will avoid expenditures on low-yield outcomes............

Nice turn of a phrase, but you may be revealing yourself as a bureaucrat.

[rockinqsranch]

Seriously though.........

Thanks for the ping John. Another head shakin’, glint in the eye parallel that easily could become truth with the radical O Learyists currently at the helm.

It’s mutiny time.

[livius]

“Third, my reform will cut spending on unnecessary frills,” Obama said. One of the “frills” targeted for reduced spending is anesthesia. The idea is that it will make surgeons work faster—saving both on the lower expenses for anesthesia and fewer physicians’ hours that have to be compensated.

LOL! You could actually believe that he'd say something like this. He's hard to satirize.

[pnut22]

I knew that you would not let “wee wee’d” up get by without a giggle!

[eyedigress]

“This simple procedure will save the government a lifetime of medical expenses that would otherwise be incurred tending to the needs of these unwanted children.”

Priceless

[paulycy]

[Leftism is Mentally Deranged]

“disinformation” = truth = what the government doesn’t want us to know.

[miltonbradleyfriedman]

You guys saw the satire tag, right? Not that I’m a fan of Zero’s healthcare, but even he hasn’t said this stuff yet.

[dools007]

Way to go Onada. You just touched off another bomb telling people like myself that we’ll have to pay for abortions. I know it’s difficult for the Marxists to understand that many of us do not see the world as they do.

I consider abortion murder. There are no gray areas here. If Onada thinks I will ever acquiesce to abeting this crime he is making a serious miscalculation.

[PennsylvaniaMom]

John, with each day, every little bit extra that Obama unravels, your parodies come closer and closer to the truth.

Please DON’T take that WH speech writer’s job when they offer it to you...(LOL) you are that spot on with your ‘commentary.’

:)PM

[outhousepatrol]

“President Denounces “Disinformation” Campaign against His Health Care Proposal”

Yo, Bambi! DIS INFORMATION dat we are is using be true based on dat HR 3200.

DAT INFORMATION dat you be usin’ on whitehouse.gov is lies! You all WILL NOT POST HR 3200! Just has Dem video clips of youse underlings spouting the party line..........SO Put Up or STFU!

[Texas Eagle]

Not that I’m a fan of Zero’s healthcare, but even he hasn’t said this stuff yet.

Yet.

[Vendome]

“Wee” bit of truth in your post.

Where the heck is everyone today? Usually see a few more post/response on this thread.

[skinkinthegrass]

President Denounces “Disinformation” Campaign
against His Health Care Proposal

LL!
...read your (party's) proposed bill,
then read your own statement / transcripts

You, Are the Liar.

[Tolerance Sucks Rocks]

“wee-weed up”

Watch out where the huskies go
And don't you eat that yellow snow!
-- Frank Zappa

[Jess Kitting]

The only “disinformation” about Obama’s health care plan is coming from Obama himself.

[Yosemitest]

Originally aired on Friday August 21, 2009

Comment from poster, Yosemitest: I recommend you open these video links from youtube.com in a separate window and reduce its size to view just the videos.
Sorry everyone, I just didn't have the energy to transcribe the whole show.
But if someone has the technology to do it and post it below, I request you do it, for all of these videos.

Obama the Fool!


Glenn Beck: No One Took The Radical Barack Obama at His Word [FOX News]
Start this video below at 7 minutes and 51 seconds into it.


Michelle Malkin Interview , Obama the Liar!
Start at 2 minutes into the video.


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