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This looks like the perfect place to post some Handy Latin Phrases!
Non calor sed umor est qui nobis incommodat.
It’s not the heat, it’s the humidity.
Di! Ecce hora! Uxor mea me necabit!
God, look at the time! My wife will kill me!
Estne volumen in toga, an solum tibi libet me videre?
Is that a scroll in your toga, or are you just happy to see me?
Purgamentum init, exit purgamentum.
Garbage in, garbage out.
Credo nos in fluctu eodem esse.
I think we’re on the same wavelength.
Lex clavatoris designati rescindenda est.
The designated hitter rule has got to go.
Te audire no possum. Musa sapientum fixa est in aure.
I can’t hear you. I have a banana in my ear.
Sentio aliquos togatos contra me conspirare.
I think some people in togas are plotting against me.
Antiquis temporibus, nati tibi similes in rupibus ventosissimis exponebantur ad necem.
In the good old days, children like you were left to perish on windswept crags.
Caesar si viveret, ad remum dareris.
If Caesar were alive, you’d be chained to an oar.
Quantum materiae materietur marmota monax si marmota monax materiam possit materiari?
How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?
Nihil curo de ista tua stulta superstitione.
I’m not interested in your dopey religious cult.
Quomodo cogis comas tuas sic videri?
How do you get your hair to do that?
Feles mala! Cur cista non uteris? Stramentum novum in ea posui.
Bad kitty! Why don’t you use the cat box? I put new litter in it.
Romani quidem artem amatoriam invenerunt.
You know, the Romans invented the art of love.
(At a barbeque)
Animadvertistine, ubicumque stes, fumum recta in faciem ferri?
Ever noticed how wherever you stand, the smoke goes right into your face?
Neutiquam erro.
I am not lost.
Hocine bibo aut in eum digitos insero?
Do I drink this or stick my fingers in it?
Vah! Denuone Latine loquebar? Me ineptum. Interdum modo elabitur.
Oh! Was I speaking Latin again? Silly me. Sometimes it just sort of slips out.
“Are we not men?”
“We are Devo”
I’ll have to get back to you on the others.
“You get no bread with one meatball.”
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DTG 122358Z APR 09
T O P S E C R E T VIKINGKITTEN
SUBJ: SNIFF
RE: POST 1
1. PERIMETER SENSORS ALERTED OF SUSPECTED TROLL PRESENCE, THIS DTG, THIS LOCATION.
2. WATCH NCOIC IS DECLARING CODE VICTOR-KILO AND RECOMMENDING LEVEL ONE SURVEILL NOOB IN FREEP FORUM (S.N.I.F.F.).
3. ALL ELEMENTS ARE DIRECTED TO REPORT CONFIRM/DENY TO FREEPNORAD AS AVAILABLE. WATCH NCOIC WILL COORDINATE COMMS WITH FR MOD COMMAND BUNKER.
4. ADMIN NOTE: INTERESTED PARTIES MAY BE INCLUDED IN, OR REMOVED FROM, THE VIKING KITTIES TROLL-WATCH ALERT ROSTER BY FREEPMAILING THE WATCH NCOIC, CODENAME “OLD SARGE”, SUBJECT: ALERT ROSTER.
5. CHALLENGE/PASSWORD: STUNE-RALPH.
6. FOR THOSE WHO MARK THE OCCASION, HAVE A HAPPY EASTER. WATCH NCOIC SENDS.
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NOTHING FOLLOWS
EOM EOM EOM
cacatne ursus en silvius
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Yes.
They contain an ancient prophesy of your zotting that has finally been fulfilled.
Now back under the bridge with you, troll.
It means: “I am a liberal, therefore a dumbass”.
WOW,
Now that is a WTF moment isn’t it?
“Ego venit, ego posteri,ego eram zotted.”
I came, I have a fat @ss, FR zotted my fat @ss!
I only know one.
Et en Arcadia Ego.
Even in paradise, I death, hold sway.
# De Principiis Cogitandi. Liber Secundus. (1 result) 11 Visa tamen tardi demum inclementia morbi
# Luna habitabilis (1 result) 24 Visa tibi ante oculos, et nota major imago.
# Luna habitabilis (1 result) 24 Visa tibi ante oculos, et nota major imago.
life on the moon, Visa to you before eye , and mark major image.
Where the *$#@ IS THIS FROM?!
BTW, do you know an official from Rome named Bigus Dikus?
Heu, modo itera omnia quae mihi nunc nuper narravisti, sed nunc anglice?
I came, showed my ass, and was zotted?
Podex perfectus es...
