[rabscuttle385]

First post!

IBTZ

[freedumb2003]

1. I will not buy this record, it is scratched.

2. The wolverines are eating my face.

3. We do not have any wolverines. Would you like a badger, instead?

[SkyDancer]

Pay your Visa bill promptly and on time?

(sorry - the quotes are from the works of Thomas Gray "Hymn to Adversity 11 V. The Progress of Poesy 13 VI. The Bard 21 VII. ...... Visa tamen tardi demum inclementia morbi Cessare est, reducemque iterum roseo ... ) and then some ....

[SkyDancer]

Liber Secundus refers to “second child” ....

[count-your-change]

#1 Under penalty of law, do not remove this tag.

#2 Don Vito says you're dead unless you pay the vig.

Ahhh....the batteries died on my StarTrek Universal Translator.

[darkwing104]

It this a Latin class project?

[Political Junkie Too]

"Be sure to drink your Ovaltine."

-PJ

[Kenton]

Sorry. I used to be Catholic, but I flunked Latin.

[Sudetenland]

1) Your mother was a hamster and you father smelled of elder berries!
2) My sister was bitten by a moose.

3) Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition!

[Roscoe Karns]

1- When is the next bus for Beebertown?

2- Excuse me, do you have change for a nickle?

[kaehurowing]

“Visa tibi ante oculos, et nota major imago.”

“VISA reserves the right to change its interest rate without prior notice.”

[Protect the Bill of Rights]

Not doing anymore of your homework

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1 Hactenus haud segnis Naturae arcana retexi
2 Musarum interpres, primusque Britanna per arva
3 Romano liquidum deduxi flumine rivum.
4 Cum Tu opere in medio, spes tanti et causa laboris,
5 Linquis, et aeternam fati te condis in umbram!
6 Vidi egomet duro graviter concussa dolore
7 Pectora, in alterius non unquam lenta dolorem;
8 Et languere oculos vidi, et pallescere amantem
9 Vultum, quo nunquam Pietas nisi rara, Fidesque,
10 Altus amor Veri, et purum spirabat Honestum.
11 Visa tamen tardi demum inclementia morbi
12 Cessare est, reducemque iterum roseo ore Salutem
13 Speravi, atque una tecum, dilecte Favoni!
14 Credulus heu longos, ut quondam, fallere Soles:
15 Heu spes nequicquam dulces, atque irrita vota!
16 Heu maestos Soles, sine te quos ducere flendo
17 Per desideria, et questus jam cogor inanes!
18 At Tu, sancta anima, et nostri non indiga luctus,
19 Stellanti templo, sincerique aetheris igne,
20 Unde orta es, fruere; atque oh si secura, nec ultra
21 Mortalis, notos olim miserata labores
22 Respectes, tenuesque vacet cognoscere curas;
23 Humanam si forte alta de sede procellam
24 Contemplere, metus stimulosque cupidinis acres,
25 Gaudiaque et gemitus, parvoque in corde tumultum
26 Irarum ingentem, et saevos sub pectore fluctus:
27 Respice et has lacrymas, memori quas ictus amore
28 Fundo; quod possum, juxta lugere sepulchrum
29 Dum juvat, et mutae vana haec jactare favillae.

[TheConservativeParty]

Vous etes le grande fromage.

[AZLiberty]

http://www.thomasgray.org/cgi-bin/comment.cgi?text=lt06&fromline=0&toline=0&type=explanatory&sort=annotation

[Hot Tabasco]

The first one states that you have won an Italian lottery and the second one is asking for your bank account number so they can wire the funds to you

Congratulations!!!!

[lilylangtree]

You must pay your taxes or die.

[bigbob]

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[Ditter]

The first sentence is your mother telling you to never leave home without putting on clean underwear.

The second sentence is the ER staff telling you that it didn't matter.

[Gatún(CraigIsaMangoTreeLawyer)]

我的氣墊船裝滿了鱔魚

[OpeEdMunkey]

It means, ‘The cattle are dying’.