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Caroline Kennedy Makes Case for Senate Opening
A Semi-News/Semi-Satire from AzConservative ^ | 3 Jan 2009 | John Semmens

Posted on 01/04/2009 5:28:54 PM PST by John Semmens

Caroline Kennedy, daughter of former president John Kennedy claims that her family’s experience and sacrifice makes her the best qualified candidate to fill the New York senate seat that will be vacated when Senator Hillary Clinton (D) leaves to become Secretary of State in the Obama Administration.

“My father fought in World War II and was assassinated while president,” Kennedy pointed out. “My uncle Bobby was shot to death while on the verge of becoming president. My uncle Ted narrowly escaped drowning while trying to rescue a young woman, sacrificing his presidential aspirations in the process. The Kennedy family has given so much to this country that the least the American people can do for me is to award me one measly senate seat.”

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TOPICS: Government; History; Humor; Politics
KEYWORDS: carolinekennedy; democrats; kennedy; ny2008; satire; senate
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To: justiceseeker93; Old Sarge
he indicates that it is a satire, so he’s only trying to poke fun at her.

See post number #6. My idiocy has already been outed. I guess I jumped in to this thread the way Ted jumped into the lake. I'm so embarrassed because I condider myself an expert on most subjects.

21 posted on 01/04/2009 6:32:23 PM PST by Zevonismymuse
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To: John Semmens

She’s got her daddy’s rugged, rough-hewn good looks and her momma’s brains


22 posted on 01/04/2009 6:42:47 PM PST by muir_redwoods (B. O. Stinks!!!)
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To: Clintonfatigued

Yeah, be careful with Semens.


23 posted on 01/04/2009 11:22:37 PM PST by Impy (RED=COMMUNIST, NOT REPUBLICAN)
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To: justiceseeker93

he indicates that it is a satire, so he’s only trying to poke fun at her.

Thank goodness, I didn’t really think she could be THAT STUPID! (or was it that big of a liar).


24 posted on 01/08/2009 12:32:09 PM PST by BILL_C (Jimmy Carter brought us Ronald Regan, Obama's contribution will be equally good. Is it Sarah?)
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