Li'l Beaver sez: "C'mon, Maryscott! Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends. . . ?"
Posted on 01/02/2009 7:17:14 AM PST by Charles Henrickson
Let me help you: THEY ARE STUPID!
Li'l Beaver sez: "C'mon, Maryscott! Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends. . . ?"
Obviously you don't understand the real meaning of the amendment. Like most people who aren't familiar with the latest and most accurate methods of interpreting the Constitution you probably think it was meant to protect verbalized thoughts and printed political opinion, which is understandable since you might be led to believe that by the literal words. But you must keep in mind that the authors were a well meaning but semi-literate, poorly educated, motley gang of backwoods hicks who were barely conversant in the King's English of that era, and were of course unable to clearly express their ideas in written words and phrases that ordinary American citizens would recognize today.
However, thankfully the SCOTUS has exhaustively researched the intent of the authors and has determined that what they actually intended to protect is the unalienable right of young ladies to dance naked on stage, publishers to market hard core porn, and Hollywood to film couples fornicating. Contrary to what your post sarcasticly implies, I'm sure that DUmmies everywhere wholeheartedly believe in and support the 1st Amendment now that it's real intent has been clarified by the court.
Check fire, seems okay.
Some of this sounds SO MUCH like the way my brother, sister in law and niece think and talk. And they don’t comprehend what they’re saying. It goes over their own heads.
How can people stay THAT angry for so long? They’re poisoning their bodies with anger and their faces are rarely relaxed and always look angry at the world.
Sad. And they have no humor or a very weak humor, usually just nasty comments about Republicans in general and Pres. Bush in particular.
< petpeeve> Whoever wrote that song should be shot for rhyming "C.I.A." with "Maf-I-A". < /petpeeve>
You make a compelling case. :)
Bttt! touche ^5
I notice that this DUmmy doesn't say whether or not he/she continues an amicable relationship with the person who canceled the DUmmy's vote for Obama. I suspect he/she fears being ostracised by fellow DUmmies if he/she does.
The wife of my neighbor and good friend is a lifelong dyed in the wool Democrat, which puts her political views in sharp contrast to those of her multi-millionaire conservative husband. She admits to being very much tempted to vote for the GOP ticket in this last election because she distrusts Obama on national security issues, but finally decided to base her vote on party loyalty again. She is opposed to practically everything the donkey party stands for and wants to impose on the American people, but her "old south" family's long standing loyalty to the Democrat party, which they don't seem to realize has morphed into the traitorous monstrosity that it is today, won out in the end.
I am very sorry that she still hangs on to what was once a fairly respectable political party that often worked to advance worthy social causes and supported sound national security policies, a party that my own family supported well into the 1970s. But I certainly don't hate her or refuse to socialize with her because of her political party affiliation, and she has the same attitude toward me, or at least seems to. OTOH, DUmmies appear to live and breathe a gut-level hatred based solely on an individual's political persuasion, whereas normal people are willing to allow their friends and associates to hold and express their own political beliefs and opinions without consigning them to the fires of hell if they disagree on any one point of doctrine.
Roger that. For now
BINGO!
Many of them have had more than one abortion. They are the ones truly guilty of being serial killers...
In before the DUmmie ALERT!
How do you feel about maintaining a friendship with a Republican?
[That's "ReTHUGlican," mister! Say, are you some kind of LOUSY FREEPER TROLL??]
If any troll ever comes to FR and starts a thread about maintaining a friendship with a rat, the VKs and mods eat / ZOT them.
[A donkey never forgets.]
I told one rat that I'll respect bend over just like the left respected Bush the pas eight years - "He is not my president", "Impeach chimpy", "Schrub", etc. She left in a hissy fit.
[Don't use big words.]
That coming from a DUmmie who probably thought the (R)s were still in control of congress the entire last eight years.
liberals were 4.9 times as likely as conservatives to show activity in the brain circuits that deal with conflicts, so they riot, scream at Republicans, protest everything, etc. Just look at the protest signs they carry and also the "Code Pink" nuts.
[Like Jeremiah Wright.]
Most dims are racists.
[Most Democrats.]
Most rats are pro life for people on death row.
[Especially when you want her to answer the door when the pizza delivery guy comes!]
Hey, she is over 30 I take. Lots of life lessons are learned when you get older.
[OK, now WHO'S nuts??]
Now I live in Travesty county - the one blue cancer cell in central TX near Austin. Those leftover '60s hippies are NUTS.
Does that mean we can have a "Call in Rethuglican Day"?
Whaddya say, frank? Is that true?
Well, as I've often said, the primitives don't know excresence about anything.
I have a SIL and an uncle and cousin that are like that.
Minimize contact to just obligatory family functions. Life is more sane that way.
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