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DUmmie FUnnies 01-02-09 ("How do you feel about maintaining a friendship with a Republican?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 2, 2009 | DUmmies and Charles Henrickson

Posted on 01/02/2009 7:17:14 AM PST by Charles Henrickson

I'm an easy-going guy. I can be friends with most anyone. Like Will Rogers, I never met a man I didn't like. Well, I guess that's true, since I have never actually MET Bill Maher, Michael Moore, or Keith Olbermann--and even with Olbermann, if we can stick to baseball, maybe we could talk.

But the feeling is not necessarily mutual with the DUmmies. Many of them simply HATE OUR GUTS! Witness this THREAD: "How do you feel about maintaining a friendship with a Republican?" DUmmies, don't hate me because I'm a Rethuglican! C'mon, sing with me: "Why can't we be friends, why can't we be friends. . .?" So let's all hold hands and FEEL THE LOVE, in Kumbaya Red, while the commentary of your humble guest correspondent, Charles Henrickson, who would be happy to hoist a few pints with the Pittster at Bukowski's (as long as he doesn't talk my ear off), is in the [brackets]:

How do you feel about maintaining a friendship with a Republican?

[That's "ReTHUGlican," mister! Say, are you some kind of LOUSY FREEPER TROLL??]

A Republican in another city contacted me after the election, said he'd voted for Obama, and wanted to renew the friendship. . . . But sorry to say, the vote seemed to be based more on "inspiration" than on values. . . .

["Inspiration" is not good enough! This piece of human debris is not WORTHY of your friendship! Stay true to your values!]

I don't judge my friends on party affiliation.

[WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? . . . (BTW, to be fair, there were a number of DUmmies on this thread who likewise said they don't let politics get in the way of friendships. But their posts are not as FUnnie!)]

I don't care.... as long as her implants stay in place.

[Bosom buddies forever.]

Hell yeah! Dude, wait'll you see my bewbies. . . .

[No thanks, ben.]

Avoid 100%. They are not deserving of the air they breath.

[Feel the love.]

I do not forget the horsesh*t I heard come out of people's mouths, or who they were.

[A donkey never forgets.]

All those Jesus-freeks can kiss my @ss. . . .

[Calm down, ben.]

As long as they're housebroken and behave themselves. . . .

[Call the Repug Whisperer.]

I refused to see my bil last summer. . . . We avoided him and the sil.

[bil? sil? Nil!]

But the sil voted for Obama (praise goddess).

[Thrill!]

I can bash him over the head if he starts anything. . . .

[Kill bil.]

I would say give them a chance. . . .

[Give piece of sh*t a chance.]

We have to be careful about becoming them. . . .

[THEM!]

Let them come to you with questions and then educate them slowly. . . .

[Don't use big words.]

"Conservatives" are unfortunately Born that way.. it isn't a Choice, they lack 'Fluidity' in their thinking because of Organic physical deficiencies in essential cognitive structures of the brain.

[We're CUCKOO IN THE NOGGIN!! WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]

they need to be put in walled Reservations and prevented from breeding. . . .

[Spay or neuter your Repugs.]

we are all Doomed if they are left to continue to F*CK everything up. . . .

[DOOMED, I tell you!!]

liberals were 4.9 times as likely as conservatives to show activity in the brain circuits that deal with conflicts. . . .

["Should I call Domino's or Pizza Hut tonight? Domino's or Pizza Hut? But then there's Papa John's! Oh, I just can't CHOOSE!"]

I cut loose my last Republicker friend right after Katrina.

[Gone with the wind!]

I've told them all to go f*ck them selves.

[I thought we don't WANT them to breed!]

I tend to keep friends in "boxes". . . .

[Is that you again, ben?]

Half the world I don't want to associate with.

[The other half doesn't want to associate with YOU.]

They are people who believe in and support f*cked up shit and vote for f*cked up people who f*ck up everybody's life.

[I find this post somewhat ironic. Maybe it's just me, but I do.]

people who think poor black people caused the housing bubble, that Saddam was a threat to the USA, that the war in Iraq was justified, that Ray Nagin is to blame for Katrina, that pharmacists shouldn't have to fill prescriptions for contraceptives, that the free market solves all problems, that global warming is a liberal hoax, that single payer healthcare is socialism and anything that might be considered socialist is inherently evil or inferior.

[Let's take those point by point: It was Barney Frank and Chris Dodd; Saddam was a threat, even the Clinton admin thought so; hideable, movable sarin gas and al-Qaeda in Iraq; it was Krazy Karl's Weather Machine; abortifacients are not "contraceptives"; socialism creates even more problems; check the temperatures this winter; look how well government-run healthcare is working in Britain and Canada; and yes, socialism is inherently evil and inferior.]

people who are racist . . .

[Like Jeremiah Wright.]

I'm maintaining a happy marriage with a Republican, so nothing is impossible.

[Ol' Serpenthead checks in.]

I told her there are plenty of "pro-life" Democrats out there. . . .

[In Congress? They must caucus in a phone booth. And there are no phone booths anymore, either.]

Who isn't pro life?

[Most Democrats.]

Democrats aren't pro abortion, they are pro choice. Who can't understand that?

[The babies who are killed?]

I am probably more lefty than 95% of the population. . . .

[You're being modest. Try 99%.]

Maybe the Obama years will bring some healing.

[He IS a Lightworker, you know.]

i married a republican

[Sounds like the sequel to "I Married an Axe Murderer."]

I had a Republican friend... He has since turned into a Democrat.

[It's kind of like a sex change.]

I think of them as traitors, having been responsible for contributing, however minutely, by their votes, to the massive decline of the US in most almost all respects. No prison is bad enough for the outgoing administration heavies. There MUST be trials!

[DEATH to the Bush voters!]

Until they get the help they need and convert to liberalism, I have no use for them.

[But this is National Take a Rethuglican to Lunch Week!]

she had reservations that Obama is too liberal. Obama is NOT liberal enough for me. . . .

[KARL MARX would not be liberal enough for you!]

hey when its your own mom you have to talk to her. . . .

[Especially when you want her to answer the door when the pizza delivery guy comes!]

What I've found is that most Republicans are like us in many respects. . . .

[Except for the Wiccan, lesbian, purple-hair part.]

Now I live in Nebraska. . . . These f*ckers are nuts. I can't go to the gym because they have FOX tv. on and even though I try not to look up at the screen it makes me sick! I've seen bumper stickers that say "Still voting Democrat, you're stuck on stupid". I wanted to ram the f*cking car!

[OK, now WHO'S nuts??]


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To: Charles Henrickson

What happened in DUmmieland with the crazy bank robber and his note ?


21 posted on 01/02/2009 7:48:57 AM PST by Deetes (God Bless the Troops)
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To: cripplecreek

Perhaps we can petition the compassionate incoming Administration for a special ADA classification....


22 posted on 01/02/2009 7:51:31 AM PST by mikrofon ("Don't mind me, I'm unfortunately a Conservative.")
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To: Charles Henrickson

re: they need to be put in walled Reservations and prevented from breeding. . . .

Ah, yes. The great defenders of the First Amendment would be the ones to lock us up. The nitwit probably doesn’t even appreciate the irony.


23 posted on 01/02/2009 7:52:54 AM PST by doug from upland (8 million views of .HILLARY! UNCENSORED - put some ice on it, witch)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I did it. I had to. I clicked the link and went to DU to read the entire thread. All I can say is...
Cuckoo! .. Cuckoo! .. Cuckoo!
They are 100% moonbat nutz.
24 posted on 01/02/2009 8:00:01 AM PST by Condor51 (The difference between stupidity and genius is that genius has its limits)
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To: Southsider; Charles Henrickson; Old Sarge

Southsider
Since Dec 25, 2008

“One of them was me, posing as a DUmmie. Then I got locked out for the third time.”

Hmmmmmmm.........


25 posted on 01/02/2009 8:04:13 AM PST by GQuagmire
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To: Charles Henrickson
people who think poor black people caused the housing bubble, that Saddam was a threat to the USA, that the war in Iraq was justified, that Ray Nagin is to blame for Katrina, that pharmacists shouldn't have to fill prescriptions for contraceptives, that the free market solves all problems, that global warming is a liberal hoax, that single payer healthcare is socialism and anything that might be considered socialist is inherently evil or inferior

Nobody blames "poor black people" for the mortgage crisis, that's a total red herring. Otherwise, guilty as chargewd;

they need to be put in walled Reservations and prevented from breeding. . . .

I've always said that the extreme Left are people who are willing to staff concentration camps, and there you go.

26 posted on 01/02/2009 8:05:17 AM PST by denydenydeny ("Banish Merry Christmas. Get ready for Mad Max.."-Daniel Henninger)
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To: Charles Henrickson

“Hug a DUmmie today! “

Eeeeww... Cooties!


27 posted on 01/02/2009 8:09:34 AM PST by toomuchcoffee ( Yeah, I'll help you buy some real estate)
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To: Charles Henrickson
A Republican in another city contacted me after the election, said he'd voted for Obama, and wanted to renew the friendship. . . . But sorry to say, the vote seemed to be based more on "inspiration" than on values. . . .

This is why I won't associate with Liberals. Even if we find common ground every single one of them takes on the attitude that we have to kiss their collective @sses first.

28 posted on 01/02/2009 8:13:37 AM PST by LiberConservative ("I, you know, can see, you know, upstate, you know, from my house, you know.")
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To: bcsco
Democrats aren't pro abortion, they are pro choice. Who can't understand that?

If Democrats believed in freedom of choice for anything but killing your baby or marrying your cat, I could accept this, but they don't.

They don't believe in consumer choice at all; they want to dictate where and in what type of dwelling people can live, what kind of car they drive, what radio shows they can listen to, how their children can be educated, etc. etc. etc.

29 posted on 01/02/2009 8:17:02 AM PST by denydenydeny ("Banish Merry Christmas. Get ready for Mad Max.."-Daniel Henninger)
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To: mikrofon; PJ-Comix; Roscoe Karns

mikrofon, for the top graphic today I wanted to use your photoshop of crazed Maryscott O’Connor with the knife, with Li’l Beaver on the the screen. But when I went back to those DUFUs (04-17-06 and 04-18-06), I discovered the image no longer exists.


30 posted on 01/02/2009 8:17:21 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Hug a DUmmie today!)
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To: franksolich
Now I live in Nebraska. . . . These f*ckers are nuts.

Whaddya say, frank? Is that true?

31 posted on 01/02/2009 8:20:07 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Lived in Nebraska 1992-96)
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To: Charles Henrickson
We have to be careful about becoming them. . . .

[THEM!]


32 posted on 01/02/2009 8:25:56 AM PST by Purrcival (Obama and Biden: The Marx Brothers! (Thanks FReeper Enduring Freedom for the tagline))
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To: Charles Henrickson
they need to be put in walled Reservations and prevented from breeding. . . .

[Spay or neuter your Repugs.]


33 posted on 01/02/2009 8:30:45 AM PST by Purrcival (Obama and Biden: The Marx Brothers! (Thanks FReeper Enduring Freedom for the tagline))
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To: Charles Henrickson
A Republican in another city contacted me after the election, said he'd voted for Obama

Not much of a Republican, was he?
34 posted on 01/02/2009 8:36:17 AM PST by GodBlessRonaldReagan (Wakka-ding-hoy - battle cry of the Plexus Rangers!)
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To: Charles Henrickson
I found I hadn't put the original in my Photobucket folders -- here it is:


35 posted on 01/02/2009 8:38:18 AM PST by mikrofon (The lovely Ms. O'Connor)
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To: denydenydeny
They don't believe in consumer choice at all; they want to dictate where and in what type of dwelling people can live, what kind of car they drive, what radio shows they can listen to, how their children can be educated, etc. etc. etc.

Sure. That's the irony we see, but they're incapable, or unwilling to see it. (I suspect more the unwilling than the incapable...).

But the broader point is, they claim we're incapable of understanding the distinction between pro abortion and pro choice. The irony is there is no distinction. Anyone pro abortion or pro choice is comfortable with the idea of killing unborn infants. That makes them, at the very least, comfortable with murder. Once they make the choice of abortion then they step into the realm of committing murder. That's when the "pro" issue steps from passive to active complicity.

36 posted on 01/02/2009 8:38:29 AM PST by bcsco (Illinois politicians should be read their Miranda rights when sworn in to office...)
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To: Charles Henrickson
people who think poor black people caused the housing bubble, that Saddam was a threat to the USA, that the war in Iraq was justified, that Ray Nagin is to blame for Katrina, that pharmacists shouldn't have to fill prescriptions for contraceptives, that the free market solves all problems, that global warming is a liberal hoax, that single payer healthcare is socialism and anything that might be considered socialist is inherently evil or inferior.

[Let's take those point by point: It was Barney Frank and Chris Dodd; Saddam was a threat, even the Clinton admin thought so; hideable, movable sarin gas and al-Qaeda in Iraq; it was Krazy Karl's Weather Machine; abortifacients are not "contraceptives"; socialism creates even more problems; check the temperatures this winter; look how well government-run healthcare is working in Britain and Canada; and yes, socialism is inherently evil and inferior.]

STANDS AND APPLAUDS CHARLES LOUDLY!!!!! SPOT ON!!!!


37 posted on 01/02/2009 8:39:20 AM PST by pillut48 (CJ in TX --"God help us all, and God help America!!" --my new mantra for the next 4 years)
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To: Charles Henrickson
Let them come to you with questions and then educate them slowly. . . .

There are Osamaites on several gun boards who think that the Osama administration will not do anything in regards to gun control.

I don't know if they are stupid or if they really do believe that.

38 posted on 01/02/2009 8:41:06 AM PST by VeniVidiVici (All hail the Obamasiah! Kneel before Obamohammad!)
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To: doug from upland; Charles Henrickson
re: they need to be put in walled Reservations and prevented from breeding. . . .

Ah, yes. The great defenders of the First Amendment would be the ones to lock us up. The nitwit probably doesn’t even appreciate the irony.

...especially since these are the same people who were SO sure that Bush was going to impose martial law, cancel elections, and herd them all into reeducation camps (aka Walmart detention centers), none of which ever happened -- nor would it EVER have happened.

39 posted on 01/02/2009 8:42:31 AM PST by Purrcival (Obama and Biden: The Marx Brothers! (Thanks FReeper Enduring Freedom for the tagline))
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To: Charles Henrickson
Where to start.....where to start...

I tend to keep friends in "boxes"

So did John Wayne Gacy. I don't think I'd brag about that one.

liberals were 4.9 times as likely as conservatives to show activity in the brain circuits that deal with conflicts.

Also, interestingly enough, 87% of all statistics are made up on the spot.

40 posted on 01/02/2009 8:43:47 AM PST by wbill
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