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DUmmie FUnnies 10-01-08 ("Anybody here have pre-birth memories?")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 1, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 10/01/2008 10:32:53 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

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To: kingattax; PJ-Comix
...the only thing ive ever seen him NOT able to eat was some greenish-black fermented and rotten soy stuff that some taiwanese woman made.

Wasn't that the pickled, pigeon eggs?

41 posted on 10/01/2008 11:00:08 AM PDT by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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To: PJ-Comix
("Anybody here have pre-birth memories?")

The only memory I have is someone yelling "Yes", "Yes", "Yes", "Yes" oh my God, "Yes".....

42 posted on 10/01/2008 11:00:12 AM PDT by Hot Tabasco (Polar bears who suffer depression and anxiety due to the global warming threat are bi-polar bears)
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To: GQuagmire

How about tuna tushies? BTW, they also ate the heads of those tunas...raw.


43 posted on 10/01/2008 11:00:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (I WILL NEVER EAT AN IGUANA! NEVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

Back to the DUmmies....

Obviously the relive every day in the womb. Leave Mommy’s basement? Never. The cellar stairs are the umbilical cords.
Keep that pizza coming, Ma!


44 posted on 10/01/2008 11:01:20 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: PJ-Comix
Um, don't know if this qualifies, but I had a regression to my pre-birth planning session

Yeah, I also remember planning my life. It's been wonderful. But, just to add a little challenge, I planned for my mother to die soon after childbirth, for me to be born with a hole in my ventricular septum -vsd-, and three aortic valve prostheses over a little under sixty years. But, it's made it so much more rewarding. Of course an unsatiable friskinesss just added a little spice.

45 posted on 10/01/2008 11:02:05 AM PDT by Calusa (Bajo como el Dolar. Subo como el cafe.)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel
Hey! I want “smell-a-vision” just like PJ has!

] Smell-a-vision not needed. Zimmern told us it smelled horrible.

46 posted on 10/01/2008 11:02:23 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (I WILL NEVER EAT AN IGUANA! NEVER!!!)
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To: Cletus.D.Yokel; Liberty Valance

“the small green one with big ears”

Laughing out loud, I am.


47 posted on 10/01/2008 11:03:26 AM PDT by Brucifer ("The dog ate my copy of the Constitution." G W Bush)
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To: PJ-Comix
I have finally heard someone admit they liked watching Bizarre Foods. There aren't many shows I will turn off quicker, maybe Olberdork is the only one.

My first memories are of Galveston Bay at about 21/2, maybe there is something about your first look at a large body of water.

48 posted on 10/01/2008 11:04:14 AM PDT by Ditter
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To: PJ-Comix
Not many people talk about it. I have memories from the time before we chose our bodies this time around and planning certain events. Anybody else?

[You want me to believe that Helen Thomas had a choice of bodies? Ha!]

EEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!! At least I had a light lunch.


I also remember each of us going off by ourselves with some guide to plan some individual things, some happy, some tragic or frightening. I also remember that we could merge and become one with a larger light and just become a part of it. And then I remember going into the body before I was born and then parts of actually being born.

[Too bad for the ones that got aborted. No sweetness and light for them.]

Go toward the light. Go toward the light.


Just really random things...like the planning of certain events. I know there are a couple of things that are supposed to happen yet in my life that I remember planning.

[Your confinement to the rubber room is yet to happen.]

Becoming a DUmmie was forseen before you were born???


I can find out precisely WTF I was thinking when I decided to sign up for participating in the Ascension process. 'Cause the way I feel about it now? Worst. Decision. Ever.

[Another way of saying, "I wish I was never born."]

Bizarre world of the DUmmies. No wonder they are so messed up.


One session, I was "stuck" in the birth canal. . . . .

[Too bad your brain still remains stuck in that birth canal.]

Got stuck in the birth canal???


I am also very claustrophobic, mostly in the dark, too...

DUmmies live on the dark side too.

49 posted on 10/01/2008 11:04:16 AM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (PELOSI & REID = Worst congress ever.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I give. Please no more.(retch)


50 posted on 10/01/2008 11:06:16 AM PDT by GQuagmire (Giggety,Giggety,Giggety)
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To: Ditter

Bizarre Foods is one of my favorite shows of all time. I LOVE exotic foods. Okay, Iguana is not on my list but I sure get jealous of Zimmern’s job. I wish I had it. Oh, and no bats for ol’ PJ either.


51 posted on 10/01/2008 11:07:49 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (I WILL NEVER EAT AN IGUANA! NEVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix

This is one of the strangest issues of DUFU I’ve ever seen. See, there are risks to surfing the “calmer” side of DU.


52 posted on 10/01/2008 11:09:07 AM PDT by Cyber Liberty (Pretending that the Admin Moderator doesn't exist will result in a suspension.)
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To: johnny7
How about a nice, big plate of slatur... ?

No thanks, I'm saving room for the Casu Marzu.

53 posted on 10/01/2008 11:09:34 AM PDT by Slings and Arrows (~ ~ FREE LAZAMATAZ! ~ ~ [Shipping and handling charges may apply.])
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To: dfwgator

It was pretty bad that day. I screamed and kicked. I still got free meals and a place to shack up for a couple of years after that tho....and she always tells me that she still loves me.


54 posted on 10/01/2008 11:12:29 AM PDT by Dallas59 (Just Say NObama!)
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To: GQuagmire

The WORST food experience I ever had was in L.A.. I saw an ad in the recycler newspaper for a word processor. So I show up at this apartment. I step in and the men are wearing towels on their heads, the women bathrobes. On the floor is a throw carpet and on top of it is a tray of what looked like diarrhea. Not only that it even smelled like diarrhea. I try not to barf and look at the word processor. Oh yeah, it was very warm and humid in there. Then the guy pointed at a plate next to the tray and offered me some of that crap. That’s when I lost it. I ran out the door and heaved up my guts on the stairway. Then I continued on down the stairs, not wanting to return. I still have nightmares of that. And was that really crap they were eating? Ugh!


55 posted on 10/01/2008 11:16:39 AM PDT by PJ-Comix (I WILL NEVER EAT AN IGUANA! NEVER!!!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Dear PJ,

The phenomenon of pre-birth memories is still subject to speculation; however, there is actually a scientific root for it.

True story: at a Thanksgiving dinner about 10 years ago, we were discussing my parent's former house in a neighboring town. They had been pressured to move out of that home a few months before I was born because they were, quite simply, the wrong color. The blockbusters had come through and snapped up homes, resulting in "white flight." My parents chose to remain behind for several years because they didn't want to leave their home town. When my brothers started school, they were getting beaten up on the playground frequently because they were white. Finally, my parents gave up and sold the house.

As we discussed the home and what had happened to the community since then, I remarked that I missed going sleighing in the park by our home. I recanted how I was riding on the back of the sleigh with my brother in front, and remember when we hit that tree?

My mother politely interrupted me and assured me I couldn't possibly have been on the sleigh with my brother, as I wasn't born yet.

"Yes, Mom. I remember it specially. J was wearing a blue coat and a red cap!"

At that point, several people looked surprised. My brother had crashed into a tree, wearing a blue coat and red cap, but I was still in my mother's womb at the time. He'd been hurt and it upset my mother tremendously.

Being a very logical person by nature, I presumed there had to be a logical explanation for all this. Had I heard the story when I was younger and "fabricated" the memory? It seemed so very real to me.

Then, when I was pregnant, I read an article about how women can actually experience brain shrinkage. During the baby's development process, brain stem cells are used from the mother's brain to help build the baby's brain. Conversely, brain stem cells from the child are subsequently transferred to the mother.

This also would help explain the phenomenon known as the "invisible umbilical cord," where mothers instinctively know that their children are in danger or ill, even if they are not in the same physical location as their offspring or their children are not showing any real symptoms of illness. Many mothers (irregardless of politics, religious beliefs, socioeconomic backgrounds, etc) have experienced this.

The latest round of studies focusing on infants in the womb has revealed that they are able to hear, respond to their environment, and exhibit emotion at stages much earlier than previously believed. Perhaps the most stunning and heartbreaking of these captured on film is "Silent Scream," which shows a baby squirming away from the saline needle that starts the abortion process.

This response is certainly longer than I thought it would be, but the end result is....don't discount the potential message because you dislike the messenger. Encouraging discussion of pre-birth memories will, in a small way, work to help change minds when it comes to abortion.

56 posted on 10/01/2008 11:19:47 AM PDT by TheWriterTX (Proud Retrosexual Wife of 15 Years)
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To: PJ-Comix

The “reality-based” community. Heh.


57 posted on 10/01/2008 11:19:47 AM PDT by CaptRon (Perdicaris alive or Raisuli dead)
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To: Slings and Arrows
No thanks, I'm saving room for the Casu Marzu.

I'll take mine with extra maggots!

58 posted on 10/01/2008 11:20:31 AM PDT by johnny7 ("Duck I says... ")
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To: All

Here’s a completely unrelated thread from the other week, showing a typical DUmmies’s business acumen and level of interpersonal skills.

This thread is a gem:

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=105x8111214


59 posted on 10/01/2008 11:21:01 AM PDT by Choose Ye This Day ("If someone is coming to kill you, rise early and kill him first" (Sanhedrin 72a and parallels).)
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To: PJ-Comix

“You spend nine months trying to get out, and the rest of your life trying to get back in.”


60 posted on 10/01/2008 11:21:27 AM PDT by Clemenza (PRIVATIZE FANNIE AND FREDDIE! NO MORE BAILOUTS!)
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