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DUmmie FUnnies 09-12-08 ("The bloody VOICE!!!")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 12, 2008 | PJ-Comix

Posted on 09/12/2008 6:11:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

As we have seen, including in yesterday's EDITION of the DUmmie FUnnies, PDS (Palin Derangement Syndrome) is rampant in DUmmieland. The DUmmies are now so far gone that they can't even bear to hear the sound of her voice as you can see in this THREAD titled, "The bloody VOICE!!!" Yes, Sarah Palin's voice drives DUmmies absolutely CRAZY. Actually they are already NUts but Palin's voice makes them go completely bonkers. So let us now watch the DUmmies go berserk at the sound of Palin's voice in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, noting that the DUmmies can now get jobs as extras in "28 Days Later" remakes, is in the [brackets]:

The bloody VOICE!!!

[Drives the loons NUts!!! Perhaps we should send Apache helicopters over Afghanistan to play Sarah Palin recordings on loudspeakers to drive Al-Qaeda from their caves..]

Belatedly doing my homework and watching the Gibson interview. Forget the content (or lack thereof), the only things I hear are nasality, rising inflections, strange and arbitrary emphasis on words and, and......NUKULAR

[Uh, uh, umm... Well, I umm...certainly ah, ummm...happy that uh...that is, Obama's uh, voice, doesn't ummm...bother you.]

Oh geez...Hillary and that fake northeastern accent...fingernails on chalkboard. Palin's reminds me of Francis McDormand (sp?) from her role in Fargo

[Actually Hillary's normal accent is that of suburban Chicago. The rest of the time she is doing either a fake southern or fake northeastern accent.]

Great minds think alike. I already call Palin. "Marge Gunderson."

[Yah! Actually I like the Marge Gunderson accent.]

Lindsey Graham and Phill Gramm. Their voices SUCK and its not the southern thing either because I grew up and still live in the south. I know I've complained about their voices too. Palin's voice is just plain horrible.

[And you will be hearing a lot more of her voice for years to come. Hee! Hee!]

Oh I complain about liebermans voice. GOD it irritates me to no end x( I can't listen to him I have to turn him off. Worse than listening to boosh and I'd definitely prefer listening to nails on a chalkboard than hear one peep outta liebermans maw.

[Lieberman's voice sounds sort of like an adenoidal Elmer FUdd. However he does look like a muppet.]

I ALWAYS think of the guy on Alf! Sounds just like him!

[Perhaps but when I see Lieberman speak, he reminds me of a muppet.]

Chris Matthews, Joe Lieberman, Bush*, Lindsey Graham all have HORRIBLE voices that make me want to throw a shoe through my t.v. whenever I hear them. Oh, and Rod Decker, a local newsman has the worst voice on the planet.

[Chris Matthews sounds like a honking goose whenever he blurts "HA!"]

What can possibly be worse than Jaaames Sensennnnnbrennnnnerrrrr? Also, the voices and accents of so many other Republican senators. O Mi God. Oh, jesus. Is there anything worse? Republicans are such ugly people. Ugly in manner, ugly in attitude, ugly in vocal expressions, ugly in "vallyuhs" (values) and dumb as mud. People with ugly world views are almost uniformly ugly in all their traits, thoughts, expressions, appearances. It can never successfully be concealed.

[Of course, this DUmmie thinks that the Code Pink freaks appear perfectly normal.]

Reagan's condescending tone drove me nuts.

[There you go again!]

The sound of Bush's voice makes me want to scream. The way he mangles the language is far worse than his fake Texas drawl which he's so proud of. He tries to use big words but even when they're written in very large letters he still manages to fumble them. Chertoff's voice is nerve wracking too. Rumsfeld's voice is brittle and sarcastic and I'm glad he's no longer doing his crappy immitation of being a human being on TV. Sean Hannity is shrill and hits you like machine gun bullets. Swartzennegger's limited vocabulary and thick accent makes you wonder why he hasn't dropped some of that accent after all these years. It makes me think he's too lazy to pronounce words that he hears on a daily basis. He can't pronounce the 'th' in that. It still comes out as 'dat'.

[Believe it or not, one of the most difficult sounds in English for foreign speakers to pronounce is "th". It seems easy but many foreign speakers just can't do it. Maybe something you have to pick up early on. I notice the same problem with the way "R" and double "R" is pronounced in Spanish. Most Americans can't do it correctly. Your humble correspondent can but that is because of early training in that idiom.]

Someone Called It "Fargoese" After the movie...a bit of Canadian with a touch of lumberjack. :rofl:

[Mixed in with a bit of Bullwinkle.]

I can't wait for the debate. I know they get some of the questions before hand, but she can't stand up to Joe's on the spot questions.

[Assuming that Joe is even on the Democrat ticket by the time the debate begins.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: dummies; margegunderson; mccainpalin; sarahpalin
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To: PJ-Comix

Too funny!


81 posted on 09/12/2008 2:45:27 PM PDT by scratcher
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To: PJ-Comix

Among the great things about Palin is her upper-midwest sounding accent when the battle for the election is MN, WI, MI and PA. She sound exactly like she is from there particularly the first three states. I don’t know how many voters that will move, but it can not hurt.


82 posted on 09/12/2008 3:04:43 PM PDT by JLS (Do you really want changec being two guys from the majority of Congress with a 9% approval rating?)
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To: PJ-Comix
Palin's voice is just plain horrible.

FINALLY! Some substance to our political discourse.

83 posted on 09/12/2008 3:32:05 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Reagan's condescending tone drove me nuts.

Well you better up your meds, cause you're going to be hearing Sarah Palin's voice on a regular basis for the next TWELVE years!

84 posted on 09/12/2008 3:38:18 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Oh, and Rod Decker, a local newsman has the worst voice on the planet.

Take that, Rod Decker, whoever the hell you are.

85 posted on 09/12/2008 3:41:53 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I ALWAYS think of the guy on Alf! Sounds just like him!

Oh, PJ, this is Kewpie doll for sure! The first time I heard Joe Lieberman I thought about that guy from Alf.

86 posted on 09/12/2008 3:45:21 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: netmilsmom

You’re kidding, right? Did they allow that to stay up?


87 posted on 09/12/2008 3:49:06 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

I think it was swept after a while. I have to say that even some of the Kos Kids found it crass. Good for them.


88 posted on 09/12/2008 4:59:42 PM PDT by netmilsmom (An Obama win? Move to AK, secede, drill, drill, drill!!!!!!)
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To: mrsmel

I was poking fun at the DUmmies.


89 posted on 09/12/2008 5:08:53 PM PDT by Arrowhead1952 (Sarah Palin is NOT worried about anything being above her pay grade!)
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To: Arrowhead1952

I know, I was just noting that I liked President Reagan’s voice :)


90 posted on 09/12/2008 6:43:50 PM PDT by mrsmel
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To: Arthur Wildfire! March

Every morning, every evening
Ain't we got gaffs

We got money, we ain't funny
But we got gaffs....

91 posted on 09/12/2008 7:23:00 PM PDT by dirtbiker (The MSM is preparing to imPALIN themselves)
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To: Charles Henrickson
"DUmmiese" . . . a bit of Communist with a touch of idiot.

Only a touch?

If there is one thing a DUmmie is, it's TOUCHED!

92 posted on 09/12/2008 7:31:52 PM PDT by dirtbiker (The MSM is preparing to imPALIN themselves)
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To: wideawake
BTW, Marge Gunderson is a very sympathetic character and people loved and imitated McDormand's Dakotas accent. Marge Gunderson in Fargowas a normal, no-nonsense, all-common sense policewoman, wife, and expectant mom. She was smart, efficient and fearless. She was unfailingly polite to idiots, criminals and lechers - but uncompromising - with a strong sense of professional ethics and an ironclad personal conscience in matters of right and wrong. She doggedly accomplished the task she set herself - a task that was above and beyond the call of duty. And she still treated the monster she apprehended as a human being.

You Betcha...

93 posted on 09/13/2008 1:32:10 AM PDT by FDNYRHEROES (Always bring a liberal to a gunfight)
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To: PJ-Comix
I already call Palin "Marge Gunderson."

They should be careful what they say. Frances McDormand won the Oscar for that performance.

94 posted on 09/13/2008 1:34:20 AM PDT by Silly (PalinLove.com)
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To: Purrcival

I pronounce the word drawer as “draw.” My cousins in the Philadelphia like to drink “werter.” Most normal people have something of a regional accent, even if they come from a cookie cutter generic hell like Irvine. ;-)


95 posted on 09/13/2008 1:44:53 AM PDT by Clemenza (Barack Obama: Black and White and RED all Over)
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To: Mr. Silverback

Most of these DUmmies are too young to even know who “Jimmah Cahrter” is/was.


96 posted on 09/13/2008 8:06:41 AM PDT by Budge (DUmocrat bumper sticker: "I'm voting for Sarah Palin and that guy that's on her ticket!")
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To: Budge

True, but it’s fun to watch a site where they can recite every instance of U.S. “imperialism” going back to the Phillipines in 1898 prattling on cluelessly without knowing about 1976-1980.


97 posted on 09/13/2008 8:31:41 AM PDT by Mr. Silverback (*******It's not conservative to accept an inept Commander-in-Chief in a time of war. Bac Mac.******)
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To: PJ-Comix

I just realized the heavy-handed editing by ABC of the Gibson interview has a silver lining- when the debates come, Palin is gonna WIPE THE FLOOR with Biden and the nutroots won’t know what hit them.. HA! HA!


98 posted on 09/13/2008 10:06:50 AM PDT by visualops (portraits.artlife.us or visit my freeper page)
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To: Clemenza
I was made fun of yesterday at work for saying “fawk” instead of “fork”. Dam hicks!
99 posted on 09/13/2008 6:13:23 PM PDT by angcat
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To: PJ-Comix
And don't worry. The Joe Biden material is still out there. But why the hurry? Better to let him stay on the ticket until it is impossible to take him off. Remember, it is almost impossible to change the names on the 50 state ballots after they have been printed up.

You MUST SHARE this information.

100 posted on 09/13/2008 7:22:49 PM PDT by The Drowning Witch (Blessed be the LORD my strength, which teacheth my hands to war, and my fingers to fight:)
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