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DUmmie FUnnies 09-02-08 (DUmmies Attack Sarah Palin For Being Female Hunter)
NewsBusters ^ | September 9, 2008 | P.J. Gladnick

Posted on 09/02/2008 6:31:33 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies and KOmmies are really piling on Sarah Palin bigtime for all manner of perceived sins. However, one of the most ridiculous of the slams is attacking her for being a (gasp!) FEMALE hunter as you can see in this DUmmie THREAD titled, "I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals." It wouldn't surprise me a bit if this DUmmie accuses conservatives of being sexist but feels fine with posting this thread. So let us now watch the DUmmies attack Sarah Palin in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, waiting for them to attack Sarah for that time she illegally ripped a tag off her mattress, is in the [brackets]:

I could never date or be attracted to any woman that hunts and enjoys killing animals

[So that means you are attracted to men who hunt?]

It's about the least attractive thing a woman could ever do in my opinion. I eat meat and understand that some hunting is necessary to control animal populations but I don't get people who enjoy watching an animal flail around in agony after their guts just got blown out. I like to think of women as gentle, kind and loving and enjoyment of the violence of hunting just doesn't seem to fit with those qualities. If a family is poor and can really use the meat I think its fine, but respect for the animal should be taught to the children like the Indians taught their children when an animal was killed for survival. Women who like to kill animals simply seem neanderthal to me and if I ever found out a girl-fried was into hunting I would move on. I am straight and don't date men but if I did I hope I would feel the same way.

[Does that mean you are against women serving in combat? Now on to the other DUmmies...]

Hunting just for the fun of killing an animal = Bullfighting = Cockfighting= Dogfighting. Enjoying the suffering of animals sucks. I love meat, and I know animals must get killed in order to be eaten, but I hate the idea of someone just shooting an animal just to enjoy its death.

[Yeah. People who hunt shouldn't be enjoying it. Same goes for fishing.]

I know fathers in WVa who feed the children from what they bring back in deer season. For them, it is not about ego. It is about nutrition for their kids

[It's okay for fathers to hunt but verboten for mothers?]

I also have a cougar skin.Now before you jump, this cougar died in a flood.Rescuers attempted to get him out of a swift current but the attempt failed.I was lucky because I knew some of the rescuers,they knew I loved cats,aso they called,told me the story and offered me the cat. So I took the skin. There were NO holes in it,no trap marks nothing. it's head was a little bigger than normal and it was very wet.It was alot of work to fix it.I have a deep connection to felines.The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

[A DUmmie gets an erotic dream from sleeping with a stuffed cougar.]

And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ..

[I bet you had a wet dream that night.]

Sarah Palin is no hero - she is what makes hunters look like fools. Did you ride in a helicopter and use high powered weapons with long range sights? Did you kill, as Palin does, for the thrill and not because you needed to feed yourself and possibly a family? Maybe some research into palin's hunting habits are in order? Just a THOUGHT. She kills endangered animals for the sport of it and wants to devastate Alaska for its oil. She is no huntress mother goddess...

[A DUmmie who can mindread Sarah Palin's thoughts when she pulls the trigger. And you have proof that Palin did not eat her kill? Yeah, I can just see campaign oppo research into that one.]

I have the point of view that you have no right to eat an animal if you would not kill it yourself. Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely, but morally you have no right if you would not kill it.

[I've eaten sea urchin eggs straight out of the sea urchin. Does that count?]

Meat is not some magical tastey slab of something. Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.

[Why am I suddenly getting a big hunger for a "tastey" slab of baby back ribs? Oh, and I'll tell Porky Pig how much I respect him.]

Nature is not pretty. Sorry, it's not.

[I thought it is comedy that's not pretty. At least according to Steve Martin.]


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KEYWORDS: catfight; dnctalkingpoints; dummies; girlymen; palin; personaldestruction; sarahpalin
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To: PJ-Comix
Granted, you could kill it incredibly humanely

How do you do that? Anesthetize it? Hypothermia? Never been much of a hunter myself, but all the ones I know aim for the heart to take the animal down quickly. One pissed off deer could really ruin your day.

81 posted on 09/02/2008 3:55:16 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Meat comes from living breathing entities that deserves respect just like anything else in nature.

That's why I only buy certified meat. I like the fact that they give the animal a certificate; it lets him or her know that they're special.

82 posted on 09/02/2008 3:58:42 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix

My wife and I just went horse back riding up here in Alaska in the Cooper Landing and fishing in the Russian and Kenia river, so much fun .. Fresh salmon was pretty good , the sore legs was a little much ;-)))))))))


83 posted on 09/02/2008 3:59:23 PM PDT by Deetes ( (God Bless the Troops) .)
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To: PJ-Comix
Nature is not pretty. Sorry, it's not.

A lot of it is. But those freaking dobson flies they have in Walnut Cove NC are horrifying. Don't even get me started on horse flies. I can't stand 'em.

84 posted on 09/02/2008 4:02:02 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I also have a cougar skin.Now before you jump, this cougar died in a flood.Rescuers attempted to get him out of a swift current but the attempt failed.I was lucky because I knew some of the rescuers,they knew I loved cats,aso they called,told me the story and offered me the cat. So I took the skin. There were NO holes in it,no trap marks nothing. it's head was a little bigger than normal and it was very wet.It was alot of work to fix it.I have a deep connection to felines.The first night I had the cougar done I had him on my bed and I had a dream that I was with him in his mothers den.I will never forget that dream.This great cat's hide was a gift from the cougar spirits I think.

I wish Ernest Hemingway were alive right now to slap the sh*t out of you.

85 posted on 09/02/2008 4:03:48 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: Paul Heinzman

Not to mention what a pissed off bear can do..

It will ruin your life.


86 posted on 09/02/2008 4:04:57 PM PDT by usmcobra (A vote for McCain & Palin is a vote against Obama bin Biden)
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To: Army Air Corps
If you are good, that does not happen. Also, you really do not want to "gut shot" the critter. I imagine that this wee nancy has never gone on a hunt.

"The wee nancy" has undoubtedly been fed a constant line of propaganda of "guns are evil" since he was born, thus his rather limited understanding of the entire subject. That being said, such limited understanding should be grounds enough for him to keep his piehole firmly shut, lest he come off looking like a complete idiot, such as he has done here...

the infowarrior

87 posted on 09/02/2008 4:17:16 PM PDT by infowarrior
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To: usmcobra
During the frenzy over banning handguns when liberals were using the argument that "you can't hunt using a handgun" a friend of mine who is an avid sportsman explained this to me. If you fire a shotgun or rifle at a buck (or a bear) and don't take him down, you may well find yourself facing a charging, wounded wild animal coming at you, and there's no time to reload. So you better have a sidearm at the ready.

That sounded like sound advise to me.

88 posted on 09/02/2008 4:37:54 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; faq; Arrowhead1952; Cletus.D.Yokel; Purrcival; franksolich; Mercat; ..
Nature is not pretty. Sorry, it's not.

I've always found opossums to be particularly repulsive. Like great big bloated rats with bad attitudes. Ick.

89 posted on 09/02/2008 4:41:56 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: Lurker
Now here's a male person who undoubtedly owns an "I'm A Giant P****" T-shirt.

LOL! What struck me about this is the hypocrisy. Of course, this is nothing more that presumption on my part, but I can have some respect for liberals who walk the talk (Ed Begley Jr comes to mind, he's the only one).

The vast majority of them don't, and I suspect if this guy, who is admittedly straight (on DU you don't claim to be straight if you're not; I think some of the straight ones claim to be gay to earn "cred"), wouldn't care if her hobbies included shooting rats at the local DUmp and rolling bums if he had a chance of getting laid.

90 posted on 09/02/2008 4:59:10 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Strange. Liberals are usually so well behaved.)
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To: Paul Heinzman; PJ-Comix
Nature is not pretty. Sorry, it's not.

I've always found opossums to be particularly repulsive. Like great big bloated rats with bad attitudes. Ick.

I had the impression the writer was looking in the mirror when he had that train of thought.

I used to hunt but no longer do due to health reasons. In fact, I gave all my hunting guns, cabinet & supplies to a (then) 10 year old boy who loves the sport. Of course, his dad has control.

As to killing humanely, I think that's a misguided impression that comes from the abortion issue. They have to believe there is such a thing as humane killing or the whole issue of abortion falls like a house of cards.

91 posted on 09/02/2008 4:59:13 PM PDT by bcsco (Palin runs a state. Obama runs...from his ties to Communism.)
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To: FredZarguna
This is what happens when your whole exposure to aboriginal Americans comes from a fifteen second scene in last of the Mohicans, I guess.

I am betiing that they watched a lot of Grizzly Adams while stoned.
92 posted on 09/02/2008 6:11:13 PM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: bcsco
As to killing humanely, I think that's a misguided impression that comes from the abortion issue. They have to believe there is such a thing as humane killing or the whole issue of abortion falls like a house of cards.

It is the most ironic thing, the DUmmie mind. It's often the most moronic thing as well. I know that there are pro-life Democrats as there are pro-choice Republicans.

The people who are opposed to the death penalty for murderers will argue "how can you be pro-life and still support the death penalty?"

This is how Satan tricks us: It's the words that are wrong. It took me time to see the light, but I do see the light. You are anti-murder or pro-murder.

The way that murderers (who qualify for the death penalty; only a fraction do) are put to death is by first giving them a sedative that puts them under. They are then given a paralytic agent to ensure they have no pain. Then they are given a drug to stop their heart. I don't know for sure, but I'd bet a paycheck that not one of them gave their victims that courtesy.

Now the way I understand early term abortions is that they just pump saltwater into the baby, it convulses and dies. Late term abortions are even worse. These induced labor abortions that Obama is so fond of sound to me like something out of Hitler's playbook.

As for those who say that the death penalty is no deterrent, I'll say this: It is. Once the murderer is put to death, there is no chance that he will kill again. There are a lot of people in prison, some are evil to the core, some aren't. How many people are in prison who have a legitimate chance of becoming a decent human being, at redemption, who would be denied that if some murderous maniac were running loose in the general population?

93 posted on 09/02/2008 6:51:06 PM PDT by Paul Heinzman (Sorry, Hillary, Sarah doesn't need all those cracks. She's just going to melt that glass ceiling.)
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To: PJ-Comix; Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; bcsco; All
Anyone know how to save this page? DUmmies want lieberman hanged. Includes picture .
94 posted on 09/02/2008 8:51:18 PM PDT by Roscoe Karns
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To: Roscoe Karns; kevkrom; PJ-Comix; Paul Heinzman

Tar and feather, hanging, firing squad, guillotine. Can you feel the love tonight?


95 posted on 09/02/2008 9:05:33 PM PDT by Charles Henrickson (Sarah Palin is our Diana Prince/Wonder Woman.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I could never date or be attracted to any woman

Obviously from a male DUmmie.

96 posted on 09/02/2008 10:14:28 PM PDT by Darkwolf377 (Sarah Palin--the man Biden and Obama wish they could be.)
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To: PJ-Comix
And when wolves howl in the night, it feels as if they are calling to me ...

They are. They're calling "come here, breakfast!"

Let's be honest, though. If this idiot were camped out with nothing between him and a pack of howling wolves but a sleeping bag he'd be marinating in his own urine. Nature isn't cute, Jacko, it's awesome, and awe is what you have for something that can kill you, but only if you're smart enough not to let it.

97 posted on 09/02/2008 10:38:05 PM PDT by Billthedrill
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To: Paul Heinzman
I know fathers in WVa who feed the children from what they bring back in deer season.

Why just WV?

Is this some kind of DUmmie slap at the Mountain State residents?

98 posted on 09/03/2008 3:25:58 AM PDT by dirtbiker (My Walmart still has 7 copies of "An Inconvenient Truth" on the shelf)
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To: Roscoe Karns

When you’re at the page go to [File] [Save As]. It should work either in IE or Firefox. It saves the page to your hard drive.


99 posted on 09/03/2008 4:25:36 AM PDT by bcsco (Palin runs a state. Obama runs...from his ties to Communism.)
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To: Paul Heinzman
Once the murderer is put to death, there is no chance that he will kill again.

And that is my answer to the question whether the death penalty is a deterrent. It's also the sole reason I support the death penalty. Is it humane? Even as you describe it the individual likely suffers trauma knowing he's about to die. So, no, I personally don't consider it humane. But is it just? Yes. Certainly.

I, for one, don't believe the death penalty prevents someone from killing another if that's their intent. There's too much needless killing every day that exposes that fallacy. But it does remove the egregious killers from our society permanently. And it does insure they don't live their lives to their normal conclusion off of the society they so wantonly disabused.

100 posted on 09/03/2008 4:43:38 AM PDT by bcsco (Palin runs a state. Obama runs...from his ties to Communism.)
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