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DUmmie FUnnies 04-23-08 (Operation Chaos Victory Causes DUmmieland Meltdown)
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | April 23, 2008 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 04/23/2008 5:32:08 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

Operation Chaos has proven to be an OUTSTANDING success in winning the Pennsylvania primary for Hillary by double digits. Let's see. The supposed nominee of the Democrats outspends his opponents by a margin of 4 to 1 and STILL loses in a landslide. How to explain it? As I'm sure Rush Limbaugh will explain it later today the answer comes in two words: Operation Chaos. It was Rush Limbaugh's ingenious campaign that rescued Hillary from the dead over a month ago in Texas and Ohio and now the Michael Myers of the party rises from the dead once again to slash away at Barack Obama who will be forced to raise even more money and spend more time fighting back. My friend Ken Norton of THE KEN NORTON EFFECT predicted yesterday that Hillary will be dropping out in two weeks which means she will be fighting all the way to the Democrat convention this summer. Meanwhile DUmmieland is in complete meltdown mode as you can see in this THREAD with the provocative title of "***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***" The very title of that thread is like waving a red cape in front of an enraged bull and it does not disappoint. So let us now join the DUmmie meltdown in progress due to Operation Choas as the DUmmies attack the the premise of the thread title in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, anxious to hear the Rush gloat at noon, is in the [brackets]:

***HILLARY TAKES PENNSYLVANIA!***

[And now the angry DUmmie bulls have roared into the ring at that red cape thread.]

CONGRATS, HILLARY! THANK YOU, PENNSYLVANIA!!

[Don't forget to thank Rush Limbaugh and Operation Chaos.]

Somehow, I doubt that. We'll see when we get the numbers.

[You've got the numbers. 55% to 45%. A double digit landlide victory for Operation Chaos.]

She's dead broke. Some win.

[He's dead in the water. Some loss.]

No, in this case a win is actually a loss. She is a loser but no one has the guts to tell her. So instead they allow her vanity to continue to help the Republicans frame our candidate in the general election- Senator Obama. Where is the blow out win she needed to justify staying in the race?

[A double digit win is a blowout win my bitter little DUmmie.]

She doesn't have a chance of winning anything else, so what use is money? This was her last hurrah (or harumph)!

[Chill up some more of that Freudenschade champagne.]

The African American exodus will be interesting if she does wrest the nomination from Obama.

[The sanity exodus will also be interesting.]

Hillary for Queen

Obama for prince.

[Rush for Puppetmaster.]

You can FEEL the change of energy in the pundits! Hold on, everyone!

[All orchestrated by Puppetmaster Rush.]

Pass the bong already

[I need to kill the pain of a prolonged Democrat primary due to Operation Chaos.]

A W E S O M E !!! Bring the party down NOW!

[A fringe benefit of Operation Chaos!]

Hard truth: You used to have a clear Obama lead and now you've got muddy water. Tonight breathes new life into the Hillary camp. We can bring the popular vote to the fore, and we can win this game.

[Hard Truth: DUmmies are now imploding.]

The main thing I'm going to remember is the reaming Obama got.

[The main thing to remember is the smile you just put on Ben Burch's face.]

Enjoy it while you can. It is all down hill for Clinton after today.

[Is that you, Ken Norton?]

The Goddess of War wants to start a nuclear holocaust and she hates and rejects democratic activists. She's a fearmonger and a warmonger. She also lies to our face (along with her husband) whenever she can get away with it. These are not the values that we fought so hard for over the past 7+ years. If the Goddess somehow becomes the nominee, the party will be fractured beyond repair.

[Which is the ultimate goal of Operation Chaos.]

And I am extremely disappointed in my fellow Pa'ers who didn't have the guts to vote honest and real change. Instead, they allowed the Democratic machine controlled by Rendell to lie to them.

[Don't forget to give credit to the hundreds of thousands of Republican crossover voters under the command of Operation Chaos.]


TOPICS: Humor
KEYWORDS: barackobama; dummies; hillaryclinton; operationchaos
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To: MrB

They are white, with “typical whitey liberal guilt”.


61 posted on 04/23/2008 7:31:32 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: PJ-Comix
he is predicting that Hillary will be dropping out of the race on May 7.

That means late August, then.

62 posted on 04/23/2008 7:32:23 AM PDT by Charles Henrickson (The Chaos continues!)
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To: Charles Henrickson; Paul Heinzman; PJ-Comix

This one is certainly rich with possibilities and “hope” for a grand DUFU!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=132x5633827


63 posted on 04/23/2008 7:34:22 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Indiana reporting in.
13 days to the open primary.
Awaiting instructions from OpChaos HQ.

Unable to listen to local radio or tv stations due to tsunami of Hillary and Obama adverts.


64 posted on 04/23/2008 7:35:52 AM PDT by nascarnation
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To: doug from upland

That was AWESOME!!!!!!!


65 posted on 04/23/2008 7:39:09 AM PDT by NoGrayZone (A Lesser Evil Is Still Evil.)
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To: Charles Henrickson

A lot of good ones today Charles!!


66 posted on 04/23/2008 7:44:46 AM PDT by mowowie
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To: RedRover; PJ-Comix
I thought this was a brilliant idea when Rush started kicking the idea around. I wasn't sure Repub's would buy into it. They have. It has been an entertaining democrat primary season. It was hilarious last night when Hillary asked why Obama "couldn't close the deal" on the democrat nomination. She's quoting Rush talking about her, Obama is Damaged Goods, but Radical Hillary Can't Close the Deal.

[Rush for Puppetmaster.] HAHAHAHAHA!
67 posted on 04/23/2008 7:51:51 AM PDT by Girlene
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To: PJ-Comix

It was the homosexual bar crawl by Chelsea and Meathead that turned things around! Chelsea has “the ass of life!!!!”


68 posted on 04/23/2008 7:52:55 AM PDT by NRA1995 (Bill Clinton: HILLARY!'s other big ass)
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To: Budge
"Rush, you magnificent barstard!"

Did you mean to write:

"Rush, you magnificant barstool!"?


69 posted on 04/23/2008 8:06:11 AM PDT by Cletus.D.Yokel
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To: PJ-Comix

Sometime after 1994, I floated the idea that Bill Clinton might just be a GOP mole. After all he facilitate the GOP controlling both Houses of Congress for the first time in half a century, did great damage to the Dim party and signed welfare reform, NAFTA, and other pro-growth policies.

A friend of mine raise this view with me again recently because his wife is destroying the Dim party yet again. The reality is that the Clinton are probably just for the Clintons, but they could hardly be more successful moles other than Supreme Court appointments.


70 posted on 04/23/2008 8:11:00 AM PDT by JLS
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To: Charles Henrickson

I read that this morning before work and had the same thought.


71 posted on 04/23/2008 8:11:03 AM PDT by Paul Heinzman
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To: PJ-Comix
hehe...
72 posted on 04/23/2008 8:13:25 AM PDT by skinkinthegrass (just b/c you're paranoid,doesn't mean "they" aren't out to get you..our hopes were dashed by CINOs :)
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To: wbill

One thing that Obama did show was that one can bloody the nose of a Clinton. Think about it: a clueless hack with zero experience nearly crushed Hillary. She IS beatable.


73 posted on 04/23/2008 8:31:34 AM PDT by Army Air Corps (Four fried chickens and a coke)
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To: JLS

The Clintons will destroy anything that gets near them.


74 posted on 04/23/2008 8:42:48 AM PDT by MtnClimber (Obama: baby is punishment; tax increase is bundle of joy)
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To: Charles Henrickson
This DUmmie opts for the Big Bong Theory rather than the Chaos Theory.

That's a brilliant line! LOL

75 posted on 04/23/2008 8:50:51 AM PDT by lonevoice (John McCain was a Kinoki foot pad in the Reagan Revolution)
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To: mware

76 posted on 04/23/2008 8:58:19 AM PDT by michigander (When the people find that they can vote themselves money, that will herald the end of the republic.)
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To: Charles Henrickson
November 5th, the day all good Democrats need to get out there and VOTE!

Remember, remember, the Fifth of November. . . .

Halo 4, November 4...Halo 4, November 4...Must remember to stand in line all day at Best Buy.

77 posted on 04/23/2008 9:04:47 AM PDT by Bobarian (Your NEED is not a legitimate claim upon MY productivity, thank you very little.)
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To: Army Air Corps
I think that she is beatable. But only because the MSM has a different candidate to fall in line behind.

IMHO, the love affair that the news is having with McCain is over, the second the Dems wrap up their nomination. Hillary will be portrayed as the second coming of Mother Teresa, but finscally responsible and tough on terrorists. It'll be hard to beat Hillary!, with the entire MSM cheering for her. Like it or not, I think that she's a cunning political operative, and she's got a solid national infrastructure.

Obama is a politicall dilettante that looks good in a suit. If he could keep his popularity going through Novemember, I'd be worried. It's hard to catch lightning in a bottle for that long.

The MSM are sheep...they'll follow whoever they're told to follow. And I guarantee that it won't be the (R) candidate.

78 posted on 04/23/2008 9:15:00 AM PDT by wbill
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To: PJ-Comix
OC operatives need to start lying to the pollsters too....heheheheh. >:)

-Eric

79 posted on 04/23/2008 10:11:44 AM PDT by E Rocc (Resident smartass and Myspace Freepers group moderator. (http://groups.myspace.com/freepers))
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To: PJ-Comix

Thanks for the ping.


80 posted on 04/23/2008 10:32:35 AM PDT by GOPJ (Dew knot tryst yore spill chequer too ketch awl yore miss takes... Freeper backhoe)
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