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1 posted on 01/31/2008 3:36:36 PM PST by mattstat
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Hah! Good one! Global warming the unifying theory of climate that predicts everything and nothing.


2 posted on 01/31/2008 3:38:06 PM PST by jwalsh07
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LOL! Excellent.


3 posted on 01/31/2008 3:38:41 PM PST by denydenydeny (Expel the priest and you don't inaugurate the age of reason, you get the witch doctor--Paul Johnson)
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The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase in zombie attacks if CO2 increased to twice its pre-industrial rate.

I expect it might be even higher for zombies with significant plant matter integrated into their corpses.

4 posted on 01/31/2008 3:39:14 PM PST by AndyTheBear (Disastrous social experimentation is the opiate of elitist snobs.)
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Are those the ones running for office, or do they include all of them, including the ones on DU?


5 posted on 01/31/2008 3:40:50 PM PST by MizSterious (Deport all the illegals to sanctuary cities.)
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I call hoax on this study.

It is a well known and obvious fact that we’re all under attack by blood-sucking zombies and they are currently vying for national leadership...


6 posted on 01/31/2008 3:41:51 PM PST by WorkingClassFilth ('Yellow is mellow, but brown goes down.' -- The Clinton campaign slogan for 2008)
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Mayor Adam West will not be pleased.


7 posted on 01/31/2008 3:42:13 PM PST by andyk
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To: Eaker; TheMom; pax_et_bonum; Allegra; Xenalyte
And shorter winters means more time for the undead to prey on the populace.

Undead prey ping.

8 posted on 01/31/2008 3:42:23 PM PST by humblegunner (If you're gonna die, die with your boots on.)
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"All your money and children are belong to us!"


9 posted on 01/31/2008 3:43:00 PM PST by quark
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Most terrifying, dare I say it, would be the return of...

Michael Jackson!


10 posted on 01/31/2008 3:43:57 PM PST by COBOL2Java (Senator McCain is a great American, a lousy senator and a terrible Republican.)
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Possibly true, but at least we’ll be safe from zombie polar bears.


11 posted on 01/31/2008 3:43:59 PM PST by Notary Sojac (I suffer from BDS - Bush Disappoinment Syndrome)
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That’s why I have a Glock 8, and Glock 40, and an Ithaca 12 guage. Now all I need is LOTS more ammo.


13 posted on 01/31/2008 3:47:14 PM PST by Smogger (It's the WOT Stupid)
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If this global warming keeps up we may get another attack by the killer tomatoes too!


15 posted on 01/31/2008 3:49:08 PM PST by colorado tanker
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"The pair calculated a 32.782412% increase.."

I usually like my predictions a bit more precise than this.

16 posted on 01/31/2008 3:49:33 PM PST by joebuck
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Zombies
17 posted on 01/31/2008 3:51:12 PM PST by Snickering Hound
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Al Gore will be pleased...


18 posted on 01/31/2008 3:51:34 PM PST by Southack (Media Bias means that Castro won't be punished for Cuban war crimes against Black Angolans in Africa)
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This could happen. After all, the Blob already ate algore.


19 posted on 01/31/2008 3:53:10 PM PST by Hoffer Rand
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In other news, Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead.....


20 posted on 01/31/2008 3:54:25 PM PST by saluki_in_ohio (Lunatic Fringe. We all know you're out there...)
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21 posted on 01/31/2008 3:54:33 PM PST by Kozak (Anti Shahada: There is no god named Allah, and Muhammed is a false prophet)
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I already emailed warmlist to add Zombies to

A complete list of things caused by global warming

22 posted on 01/31/2008 3:54:53 PM PST by Responsibility2nd
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Spot on. Just look at the DNC and DU Kos Kids etc.
23 posted on 01/31/2008 3:57:33 PM PST by Nuc1 (NUC1 Sub pusher SSN 668 (Liberals Aren't Patriots))
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