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DUmmie FUnnies 12-30-07 ("Vermont Town Seeks Bush, Cheney Arrests")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 30, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

Posted on 12/30/2007 6:34:54 AM PST by PJ-Comix

BDS is just so much FUn to watch! Last night I was watching a documentary about the 2004 election which focused on volunteer efforts in Ohio. The BEST part of the documentary was when the long-haired blonde Democrat organizer went completely BERSERK when Ohio Secretary of State, Ken Blackwell, announced the results in favor of Bush. The BDS organizer kept screaming at the screen. Also the other Democrats were quite FUnnie as well especially since they were celebrating the great Kerry "victory" in the exit polls. That documentary inspired me to spend a couple of hours watching YouTube videos of liberals demanding the impeachment of Cheney and Bush. Great entertainment which is why I really enjoy this DUmmie THREAD titled, "Vermont Town Seeks Bush, Cheney Arrests." The town in question is Brattleboro which I understand is a magnet for Socialists from around the country. I've never been to Vermont but I would love to go there this autumn to watch the leaves change color and to watch the residents of the Brattleboro area go into full meltdown mode when they realize the Republicans will once again win the White House. So let us now watch the DUmmies cheer on Brattleboro in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, who really enjoys watching people in cars covered with BDS impeachment stickers, is in the [brackets]:

Vermont Town Seeks Bush, Cheney Arrests

[A liberal wet dream up there is to frog walk Bush and Cheney across the Brattleboro town square.]

President Bush may soon have a new reason to avoid left-leaning Vermont: In one town, activists want him subject to arrest for war crimes.

A group in Brattleboro is petitioning to put an item on a town meeting agenda in March that would make Bush and Vice President Cheney subject to arrest and indictment if they visit the southeastern Vermont community.

"This petition is as radical as the Declaration of Independence, and it draws on that tradition in claiming a universal jurisdiction when governments fail to do what they're supposed to do," said Kurt Daims, 54, a retired machinist leading the drive.

The measure asks: "Shall the Selectboard instruct the Town Attorney to draft indictments against President Bush and Vice President Cheney for crimes against our Constitution, and publish said indictment for consideration by other municipalities?"

[I hate to be a stickler for detail but what are the SPECIFIC crimes THAT Bush and Cheney are to be charged with? I notice this same oversight in the impeachment videos. They all somehow neglect to mention any grounds for impeachment. And now to hear from the DUmmie Peatnut Gallery...]

Now if we could just get the rest of the states to adopt such a plan!

[You might have a good chance in Taxachussetts.]

Rest of the states? It's a city, not the state of Vermont.

[Silly detail like the specific charges with which Bush and Cheney could be arrested for.]

Cities and towns can pass resolutions, which is fine, but they carry no legal weight. They are *not* completely useless, because they do call attention to how horrible the regime has been. But they have no legal standing to arrest, impeach, convict or otherwise get rid of Bush/Cheney. If you want people to make up laws as they go along, then you sink to the level of BushCo. I think energies would be better spent writing letters to our reps asking for articles of impeachment.

[That's just the ticket. Instead of trying to elect Democrats, expend all your energy on an impeachment that is going nowhere and is already impossible to achieve due to time contraints.]

Please read this carefully and try to understand. This is in the United States Constitution and is the law of the land. Vermont cannot do anything legal to remove Bush.

[NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!]

Whoa! Can Berkeley be far behind?

[Berkeley is probably working on a resolution to send Bush and Cheney to The Hague.]

Make sure Mike Malloy see this! We take our pleasures where we can find them.

[Enjoy your useless pleasures!]

Regrettably I would not be so excited to receive a 50-star American flag these days. A thirteen star, maybe, but not a 50-star flag. The 50-star flag is the flag of a regrettable empire, created without the consent of the governed in an oligarchy masquerading as a democracy.

[May we now question your patriotism?]

The only legal way to remove a sitting POTUS is impeachment/conviction.

[KILLJOY!!!

Of course it's not going to happen and even if it did, it wouldn't mean much, but that's not the point. It simply illustrates the frustration and anger that people have about bushco.

[Plus it gives normal people loads of entertainment watching your extreme BDS in action.]

They have been declared War Criminals by the World Court because of their lies for war and genocide of the Iraqi people.

[I love having a front seat to delusional BDS entertainment!]

So no, they'll never come to Brattleboro, because they're afraid someone might actually enforce the law.

[I'm picturing Barney Fife trying to arrest the President while accidentally shooting himself in the foot.]

If Congress doesn't get it done, it won't be done. The Hague is good only for trying 3rd world dictators who have already been beaten by someone else, probably the United States. No US President will EVER go there in our lifetime. No Democratic president would EVER accept such a precedent, even for a hated Republican. Why? Because then it IS a precedent and might bite them personally in the ass. I'd laugh if I weren't crying so hard.

[Me? I'm just laughing!]

Arresting Bush and Cheney may very well pave the way to their removal. Word.

[Yeah, I can just picture Bush and Cheney being frogwalked into the Brattleboro city jail...NOT!]

I applaud your indignation that Bush has been allowed to continue to hold office, but if you could channel it into doing just a little bit of reading, you would learn, as I did, that Brattleboro's gesture is completely meaningless, unenforcable, and illegal.

[But very very FUnnie!]

States must do what our elected dem leaders refuse to do. Treat this administration like the criminals they are and issue warrants to arrest them. I pray a multitude of cities and states do the same sending a clear message to our elected reps in congress and to the world. We want them impeached.

[Issue a jaywalking warrant for Bush.]

could you really ask a beat cop to arrest the President? Could he ever consider his job safe after that?

[Barney Fife wants his job security.]

Okay, I'm from Brattleboro. And while I think it's a nice symbolic gesture, all you people who are hooting and hollering and saying, "Oh, boy! I want to move to Brattleboro!" need to understand that this is a movement of - EIGHT - people. Okay? Eight.

[Eight is Enough. We like our BDS comedy shows.]

Why do liberal activists keep coming up with such fool stunts? It detracts from the seriousness of their positions.

[Shhh! Don't discourage them.]

Best keep our powder dry. Save it for when we might really need it. Like when something really impeachable happens.

[Oops! You...you mean NOTHING impeachable has happened yet? Thanx for that startling admission.]


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KEYWORDS: brattleborovt; dickcheney; dummies; georgebush
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To: beans36

What was the name of that documentary? I can’t seem to remember the name.


21 posted on 12/30/2007 7:23:00 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: PJ-Comix
could you really ask a beat cop to arrest the President? Could he ever consider his job safe after that?

Yeah you 'could' ask a beat cop to arrest the POTUS but the Secret Service just may take offense to such an (cough) 'aggressive action'.

As to the cop's job being 'safe' - I don't think a dead body full of 9mm bullet holes from the S.S.'s MP5s can put in a full day's work.

So no, his job wouldn't be 'safe'.

22 posted on 12/30/2007 7:23:01 AM PST by Condor51 (I wouldn't vote for Rooty under any circumstance -- even if Waterboarded!)
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To: PJ-Comix
Did you know The Bush presidents used to fly airplanes designed solely to kill people?

/Pitt

23 posted on 12/30/2007 7:24:39 AM PST by MrEdd (Heck is the place where people who don't believe in Gosh think they aren't going.)
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To: beans36

When in political discussion with the lefties at work, the subject of Bush’s intelligence usually comes up. Most of the time when they are losing the debate. I then ask them how they feel that our dullard beat their best and brightest. The look on their faces is one of those Kodak moments.


24 posted on 12/30/2007 7:30:40 AM PST by Dutch Boy
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To: Condor51
So no, his job wouldn't be 'safe'.

Well, the JOB would be safe enough...he just wouldn't be the one doing it any more.

25 posted on 12/30/2007 7:37:18 AM PST by nina0113 (If fences don't work, why does the White House have one?)
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To: PJ-Comix

“...So Goes The Nation.”

Another highlight was the bus load of B-list Hollywood celebrities for Kerry. The look on the guy’s face when a Bush supporter dared to challenge Jean-Fraud’s qualifications was priceless.


26 posted on 12/30/2007 7:38:08 AM PST by beans36 (A pantsuit in every pot)
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To: MrEdd
**** Did you know The Bush presidents used to fly airplanes designed solely to kill people? /Pitt ***

NO! Why that evil ___. Off to The Hague with him.

(Typ. DUmmie response)

27 posted on 12/30/2007 7:41:35 AM PST by Condor51 (I wouldn't vote for Rooty under any circumstance -- even if Waterboarded!)
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To: PJ-Comix

I posted it on CU yesterday and I’ll post it here today:

I think Bush ought to sell his ranch in Crawford, move our of the White House, and live in BRATtleboro for the rest of his term.


28 posted on 12/30/2007 7:42:44 AM PST by WinOne4TheGipper (Now more popular than Congress!* *According to a new RasMESSen Poll.)
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To: gate2wire; PJ-Comix
In addition to those AR15 flyswatters, they have this!
29 posted on 12/30/2007 8:10:41 AM PST by Loud Mime (Things were better when cigarette companies could advertise and lawyers could not.)
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To: Loud Mime

Saw that a couple months ago. Too cool.


30 posted on 12/30/2007 8:14:56 AM PST by gate2wire
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To: PJ-Comix
And the city has now formally changed its name to Prattleboro...
31 posted on 12/30/2007 8:30:55 AM PST by mikrofon (DUFU Bump)
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To: PJ-Comix
Please read this carefully and try to understand. This is in the United States Constitution and is the law of the land. Vermont cannot do anything legal to remove Bush.

"Yes, but political masturbation feeeels good!"

32 posted on 12/30/2007 9:14:25 AM PST by MarineBrat (My wife and I took an AIDS vaccination that the Church offers.)
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To: PJ-Comix
"They have been declared War Criminals by the World Court because of their lies for war and genocide of the Iraqi people."

Then maybe Brattleboro should take their case to a higher judiciary, the Food Court. They can sate their case and get an Orange Julius at the same time.

33 posted on 12/30/2007 9:19:27 AM PST by Hillarys Gate Cult (The man who said "there's no such thing as a stupid question" has never talked to Helen Thomas.)
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To: PJ-Comix
it draws on that tradition in claiming a universal jurisdiction

Oh, look - a moron! Only thug dictators claim "a universal jurisdiction."

34 posted on 12/30/2007 9:23:28 AM PST by hsalaw
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To: PJ-Comix
Best keep our powder dry.

I thought leftists were against owning guns. So, what kind of "powder" to they mean -- Gold Bond?

35 posted on 12/30/2007 9:55:18 AM PST by steve-b (Sin lies only in hurting others unnecessarily. All other "sins" are invented nonsense. --RAH)
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To: hsalaw
Then maybe Brattleboro should take their case to a higher judiciary, the Food Court.

Sounds to me more like a case for Judge Judy's TV court. She has about as much actual authority to judge a sitting President as the Brattleboro town council does.

Actually more authority, I think the people who go before those TV judges agree in writing to abide by the court's orders. But a of course president has no such obligation to a panel of old semi-senile flower children such as those who probably make up this whacko town council.

36 posted on 12/30/2007 10:05:09 AM PST by epow (Will I really die if I'm scared half to death twice ?)
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To: PJ-Comix

Brattleboro, AKA Prattleboro, is VERY gay.


37 posted on 12/30/2007 11:28:18 AM PST by MindBender26 (Is FR worth our time anymore? All the "fun" sees to be gone.)
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To: PJ-Comix

>>Of course it’s not going to happen and even if it did, it wouldn’t mean much, but that’s not the point. It simply illustrates...<<

That’s one of the major downfalls of the Left. They don’t care about actual RESULTS, only what is ILLUSTRATED by the action.

Silly little things, living in an alternate reality where the intent is more important than the result.


38 posted on 12/30/2007 12:09:16 PM PST by ItsOurTimeNow ("Never get involved in a land war in Asia.")
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To: PJ-Comix
went completely BERSERK when Ohio Secretary of State, Ken Blackwell, announced the results in favor of Bush.


39 posted on 12/30/2007 1:23:52 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (OHIO: A Diebold State.)
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To: PJ-Comix
BDS is just so much FUn to watch!

DUMB AND DERANGED (The BDS Song)
Tune: "Home on the Range"

Oh, name a syndrome where the DUmmie mouths foam
Where the gloom and the doom dominate
Where tempers are frayed and offenses are laid
And the posts are all driven with hate

Oh, name a disease that has symptoms like these
Where such rage and such anger are shown
Every button you push always ends up with Bush--
It's a classic derangement syndrome!

DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray

So if someone you see starts to curse randomly
And their face starts to quiver with stress
They're not having a stroke, they're just Democrat folk--
It's a case of what's called BDS

Bush Derangement Syndrome has no cure that is known
It's a chronic and terminal fate
'Cause the Diebold decree is that Chimpy will be
Re-elected in 2008!

DUmb, DUmb, and deranged!
Where the fear and the lack of hope stay
Where "Bush" is referred as a four-letter word
And the skies are all cloudy and gray

40 posted on 12/30/2007 1:25:49 PM PST by Charles Henrickson (The wag tailoring the doggerel)
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