DUmmie FUnnies 10-23-07 (DUmmies Go Stark Raving Mad!!!)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | October 23, 2007 | DUmmies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Freudenschade, baby! The DUmmies FINALLY found a hero in Pete Stark who refused to back down from his BDS remarks about president Bush. Only one little problem here, Stark was finally forced to back down today and now the DUmmies are in despair as you can see in this THREAD glumly titled, "(Rep) Stark Apologizes." No more heroes for them. Most likely they should blame Hillary for the Stark reversal because she can't afford to have Democrats perceived as Stark Raving Mad in the general election. So let us now watch the DUmmies go Stark raving mad in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, adding a special bonus video at the bottom of this blog, is in the [brackets]:

(Rep) Stark Apologizes

[Freudenschade, baby! Enjoy the taste of crow!]

Embattled Democrat Pete Stark has just publicly apologized to "the president and his family."

[Take a big bite out of that giant sh*t sandwich, Pete.]

He took the floor after his fellow Democrats successfully killed a motion to censure him in the wake of his remarks last Thursday asserting that American troops were fighting in Iraq to have their "heads blown off for the president's amusement."

"I want to apologize to my colleagues, many of whom I have offended," Stark began. He then apologized to "the president and his family" and "the troops."

"I hope that with this apology, I return to being as insignificant as I should be," he concluded though a voice cracking with emotion.

[And now the DUmmie reaction to this insignificant creature...]

oh brother . . . . still looking for some spine in that group . . .

[Pied Piper Pitt is still looking for his angry.]

are you referring to the apology? Wish he could take that back.

[That won't be happening.]

lot of people are losing heart from these Dem's actions and words

[The Hildebeast DEMANDED that apology.]

NOOOooooooooooo ooooooooooooooo!

YEEEssssssssssss sssssssssssssss!]

Why do I belong to a party of cowards?

[Because it is FUn to watch you do the Freudenschade shuffle.]

ONCE AGAIN, DER FAILURE FUHRER WINS!!! I'm sorry for the caps, but Jesus H CHRIST on a stick!! What the hell is everyone so Goddamned AFRAID OF??? Is this a President or Josef f*cking Stalin?

[It is the Hildebeast they are frightened of.]

anthrax?

[An anthrax Truther speaks up.]

Wellstoning is more like it. Although that's not too far off. They more or less got away with both.

[I think Pete Stark was Well Stoned when he spewed his original rant.]

Now I really am pissed and disgusted. I have to leave for a while..

[Please leave thru the Canada Gate.]

is that for real? this has got to be fake.

[Since you probably think the two passenger jets did NOT bring down the Twin Towers then, yeah, this is probably fake.]

OK I just read that piece . . . I don't get it. Why would he say that unless he's pulling a Galileo?

[Perhaps Fartney is pulling Galileo's finger.]

Somebody gave him a whole lot of hell behind the scenes. That somebody can only be a Dem leader.

[That somebody can only be SHE who must not be named.]

Well He's Insignificant Now. Just when you think that another politician with a spine has emerged!!!!!! I guess next he'll announce that he's retiring from Congress?

[Next he'll announce that he's hiring Pied Piper Pitt as his press secretary.]

Is there no left to defend America and the American People? We have had our Caligula moment when Chimpoleon threatened Putin with World War III in his usual, subtle way.

[LOL! Chimpoleon! I have to remember that one when Chimpus Khan or Der Chimpenfuhrer get a bit stale.]

What in the hell happens to these people that everybody caves ??????????

[They all stared too deeply into the center of the Perfect Rovian Storm.]

Did he get an envelope full of white powder? The guy was correct. I think this twerp does get off on suffering and death. What I want to know is who got to him. If a guy like this can be strongarmed there is nobody who will stand up to these ghouls.

[John Kerry has your back.]

They fall for it every single damn time, don't they?

[Beep! Beep!]

Kneecapped by the GOP, left twisting in the wind by his own party. Thanks for nothing, Nancy, you worthless excuse for a leader.

[May I send you a warm and fuzzy postcard of Nancy hugging her grandchildren?]

Pete, Pete, Pete, et tu?

[Pete, Pete, Pete, et tutu?]

Pete Stark and his congress buddies need to learn how to frame..via George Lakoff...this should have been done YESTERDAY.

[Yes, all a mere problem of framing according to George Lakoff which rhymes with...]

I agree that "amusement" was a poor choice of words. It wasn't at all helpful.

[A poor choice of framing.]

I'd like to see steel bars in FRONT of that unelected criminal. Jesus, did REAGAN suppress dissent as much as this tin pot dick-tater does?

[You'll need to reframe your question.]

Pete, why did you f-ing apologize

[Because I did not want to end up in a reclining position in Fort Marcy Park.]

PELOSI MUST GO NOW. I'm going to puke over this. Disgusting.

[We prefer you use the Happy Face barf bag.]

It's gutless wonders like this that make me happy that I decided to emigrate.

[Please send us a postcard on how wonderful things are in North Korea.]

where are you and can I join you there? I've had it!

Behind the Iron Curtain. Sometimes the grass IS greener on the other side of the fence.

[Wow! I was just kidding but it does sound like DUmmie izquierdista could well be in North Korea. Give my regards to Li'l Kim's elevator shoes!]

It's such a shock because if you're Pete Stark and you say something like he said in the first place why would you give such a "I am actually a weinie", apology?

[Maybe the weinie was threatened by Barney's Frank.]

Just when I thought there was at least one spine in the Democratic Congress. How depressing.

[Freudenschade, baby!]

Who got to Pete Stark? What happened for the 180 degree about face? What' going on now with Pelosi?

[Not an about face for Pelosi. It is too frozen for that to happen.]

Repukes in power sometimes apologize, but their party hardly ever deserts them.

[That will be good news for Wide Stance Craig.]

Is anyone gonna censure bushit for his f*cking "bring it on" blurt when the asshole actually got soldiers KILLED? I didn't think so. F*ck you bushit and F*ck you congress.

[I watched the movie bio of Louis Pasteur last night but even he didn't discover the vaccine for BDS.]

I am now convinced that the Democrats will lose next year -- we are too spineless for the battle that lies ahead.

[From your lips to Gaia's ears!]

What a bitter disappointment. What do you think the neocon nazis dug up on him? The only dem who had enough balls to stand up and now they castrated him.

[We live in the Gelded Age.]

We are doomed! We are only puppets and they are in total control of the strings!

[We own ALL your strings!]

Soma, Soma, SOMA!

[DUmmie Meds Alert!!!]

It is time that we formed a united front in the face of republican aggressors. Republicans are corrupt and conscienceless, and use hate, lies, and aggressive behavior/violence in order to get their way. These people are are generally ignorant and compassionless human beings, and they are destroying our country. It is time to stand up and call them on their bullshit. Just say "no" to republicans.

[Not One Damn Dime Day.]

F*ck every Republican, Nancy Pelosi, and all 5 Democrats who voted for censure. You all are disgusting human beings for doing that to Pete Stark, who did nothing but tell the truth. When you vote to censure a person for speaking the truth, you have only censured yourselves. F*ck all of them, and the horses they rode in on. Bastards.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

What on earth is wrong with this party? I cannot believe he caved and I can't believe Pelosi actually pushed for censure. Which party does she belong to again? I'm confused. I'm confused about just about all of them.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

That's right - just keep apologizing to the criminals instead of stopping them. You f*cking COWARD.

[Sooo... Have you found your Angry yet?]

Does anyone have his office's phone #? I'm going to call 'em & ask who put the horse's head in his bed.

[Hillary Corleone.]

Maybe he found a horse head in his bed yesterday morning.

[Was he camping out in Fort Marcy Park?]

I am seething. This country desperately needs leaders right now and Nancy, you pathetic bitch, you don't even come close to cutting it. Go off and kiss that dumbass monkey in the White House's ass some more.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

the Gleichschaltung of America continues: the few Leftists in power are berated and humiliated into feebleness, while the Corporatists all coo how Moderate they are and tumble over each other trying to curry the favor of the current Decider and His doubtless FDR-condemning successor, telling each other how great the domestic threat is from the purged, shrinking Left and how they need to "win" by embracing reactionary positions

[The grief from his wife's death became greater and greater agony. The home they had so long shared became a tomb, a sweet memory of her joyous living. The sky to which he had once looked was now only a covering for her dead body. The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted with her own hands became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks. Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home... never to return again!]

Is there not ONE Democrat with the balls to say what he/she believes, and then STAND BY IT? What the f*ck has happened to this country? I don't even recognize this place any more.

[Soma, Soma, SOMA!]

And now for a video entertainment bonus, I present Leftwing Loon, billybobjoe57, who just four days ago praised Pete Stark for standing up to the EVIL Republicans without backing down. Hey, billybobjoe57, please post your video reaction to Pete Stark's apology and I will be sure to feature that as well, especially if you do the crazed tongue routine again at the beginning of the video.

[ShandaLear]

[Maybe the weinie was threatened by Barney’s Frank.]

LOLOL!

[tioga]

-is the guy on the video a DUer?

[mikrofon]

OK I just read that piece . . . I don't get it. Why would he say that unless he's pulling a Galileo?

% Beelzebub has a Devil put aside for thee, for thee, for thee... %

[Purrcival]

I watched the loon’s video. Look what the YouTubies had to say about it:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fpKA6QrCJMw&eurl=http://dummiefunnies.blogspot.com/2007/10/dummies-go-stark-raving-mad.html

[RedRover]

Follow up ping!

[Talking_Mouse]

Soma, Soma, SOMA!

When I see this I remember the TV adaptation of Brave New World where some of the corporate Betas are working on slogans for the Gammas and the Deltas. The winning slogan DUMB IS GOOD is so appropriate here.

[Incorrigible]

We live in the Gelded Age.

LOL. So many good ones in this FUnnie PJ.

What's going on at KOmmieland though?

.

[GOP_Raider]

Soma, Soma, SOMA

I thought the SoMa was in Pelosi's district? :)

[Purrcival]

You left out the most eloquent, “insightful” post on this thread, PJ. I give you DUmmie DinahMoeHum (and the *’s are all mine):

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DinahMoeHum (1000+ posts) Tue Oct-23-07 11:57 AM
Response to Original message
10. F-*-*-*-*-*-C-C-C-C-K-K-K !!!!!!!!!!
Edited on Tue Oct-23-07 12:33 PM by DinahMoeHum

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This was followed by row after row of the animated .gif of the smiley face getting angry and throwing his computer.

[GeorgiaDawg32]

they show almost 110,000 but that doesn’t include those tombstoned (a whole lot), freeper trolls (a whole lot), those that signed up and got sick of the far left wing attitude and never went back etc..I’m guessing there aren’t more than 300-500 that actually post with regularity.

[Incorrigible]

What a pathetic, aging hippie!

[rdl6989]

We are doomed! We are only puppets and they are in total control of the strings!

All your strings are belong to us.

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

Chimpoleon ROFL!!!!

[TenthAmendmentChampion]

This is your brain on drugs...

[alarm rider]

“Why do I belong to a party of cowards?”

Attention DUmmie lurkers; in fact, you belong to a party of cowards because you are all cowards. All leftists, especially leftist males are cowards. Therefore, you belong to a party of cowards because you populate the party of cowards. Questions?

[abigailsmybaby]

Thanks. I visited DU for roughly 5 minutes about 3 years ago. It was 5 minutes too long. There’s not a rational idea or thought to be had there.

[Mike Fieschko]

[The grief from his wife's death became greater and greater agony. The home they had so long shared became a tomb, a sweet memory of her joyous living. The sky to which he had once looked was now only a covering for her dead body. The ever-beautiful flowers she had planted with her own hands became nothing more than the lost roses of her cheeks. Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home... never to return again!]

Cue sound of brakes squealing.

[MindBender26]

>>>>>>Confused by his great loss, the old man left that home... never to return again!

Rosebud....
Rosebud....

Oops, sorry, wrong movie.

[Billthedrill]

This one was too easy. The quote was from Plan Nine From Outer Space. Heh heh...BTT.

[rockrr]

LOL! Chimpoleon! I have to remember that one when Chimpus Khan or Der Chimpenfuhrer get a bit stale.

Oh, they never get stale! (Now Bushitler on the other hand ;'}