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DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-07 (Democrats Throw Conniption Fit Over "Democrat")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/24/2007 5:54:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

It is sooooo easy to get under the skin of the Democrats. All you have to do is tweak them with the word "Democrat" used as an adjective as in "Democrat Party." President Bush did this last night during his SOTU when referring to the new "DEMOCRAT majority" and today you would have thought he committed the crime of the century. Democrats absolutely can't stand being called Democrats which is precisely the reason why we will continue to call them Democrats. It is FUn to see them throw a conniption fit over a mere word. It's like we can control their nerve endings. You want to see a Democrat suddenly go berserk? Then just say "Democrat." HA! HA! HA! HA! Meanwhile, these same Democrats think it is perfectly okay to call Republicans "Rethugs," "Nazis," or a lot of other pejoratives. There were several DUmmie and KOmmie threads where the Democrats went out of control over this word starting with this THREAD titled, "THAT DAMN BASTARD! 'DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!'" So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies work themselves into a lather over "Democrat" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of easily tweaked Democrats, is in the [brackets]:

THAT DAMN BASTARD! "DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!"

[IT'S AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!! SEND HIM TO THE HAGUE!!!]

that a-hole really gets up my nose. what a low life scumbag

[Your whole week ruined by just one word. Hee! Hee! Hee!]

you may be interested to know that the official text of the speech says "Democratic"

[That will just make the Democrats angrier.]

I was so pissed when John "Boner" used "Democrat party" in introducing Nancy Pelosi. He knew what he was saying and it was for the benefit of his Rethug buddies.

[So it is okay to say "Rethug" but "Democrat" is somehow taboo?]

Cheney sneered when he said it. That was enough to make me want to pound him with Speaker Pelosi's gavel.

[No normal man would think of pounding Pelosi with or without a gavel.]

He's an asshat. "Democrat party" is the equivalent of a rebel yell to the Rethugs.

[And "Rethugs" is the equivalent of a Dean Scream to Democrats. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!]

We've got DUers saying it, now. And they don't even seem to give a shit when corrected.

[LOL! The reason why it is spreading is because it sounds so NATURAL.]

It's an insult, it started long ago during the '50s with Senator Joe McCarthy... it's a derogatory term for our Democratic Party.

[Bad history. It started long before then. And now to see the DUmmies throw more conniption fits over this word in this THREAD with the supremely outraged title of "The Democrat majority!"]

The Democrat majority! ahhhhhhhhhhh

[MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!]

That whole Line of B.S. Never ends even when the Cockroaches are under foot. F-ers.

[Or when the RATS are under foot.]

Chris Matthews and Brian Williams talking about that slur in the post-game commentary, and Brian Williams correctly pointing out that using Democrat as an adjective in that way is an insult.

[Democrat Williams is very concerned about this.]

Right when I heard that I knew there would be an uproar on DU. And rightfully so. Even Hoe Scarborough commented on that today saying " I wouldn't want to be called a republic."

[And I wouldn't want to be called an "MSNBC Republican."]

My husband once-upon-a-time said we should just ignore it... well, tonight, he's having none of it. In fact, his preferred name for the enemy camp is a slight twist on my own: the "repugna-CONS."

[DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HANDLE YOUR FEELINGS. WE CONTROL YOUR NERVE ENDINGS! WE CONTROL YOUR TEMPER CENTER! WE CAN MANIPULATE YOU UP OR DOWN! ...And now to read the KOmmie outrage in this THREAD titled, "Enough of this Democrat nonsense."]

Enough of this Democrat nonsense

[Please stop it! STOP!!!]

Time after time after time GOPers refer to the Democratic Party as the Democrat Party. It is not an accident, and I've had enough.

[Thank you for reacting exactly like we want you to.]

From now on until they cease, I'll only refer to the GOP as the Republic Party.

[Sorry. It won't work because it doesn't sound NATURAL like "Democrat Party" does.]

"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit" and similar aggressive terms of anger and condemnation. It is no accident that the whole of the Republican world uses it. Even some newspeople use it as well, a dead giveaway as to where they're coming from.

[The more you complain, the more it will be used. Hee! Hee!]

It's the Democrats' fault. Seriously, they never ever call bullshit on this. They always allow them to get away with it--whether it is on TV talkshows or on C-SPAN, never once have I seen any Democrat correct a right wing thug on this.

[So should conservatives call BS when reporters refer to them as "rightwingers?"]

What's the matter? Are the Pubs giving you heartburn with the Democrat Party bit?

[Democrats are easily tweaked. We control their nerve endings. Hee! Hee!]


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To: PJ-Comix
I realized I had lost my trusty waist pack. Petra begged me to stay but I had to rush outside to begin my long search for my waist pack.

Guess who had taken it:


41 posted on 01/24/2007 6:52:59 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (PJ, aren't you being a little hard on the Beaver?)
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To: Charles Henrickson

Thank you very much for such a great explanantion. It makes sense, I suppose, but it is certainly nothing to get your panties in a bunch about. Is this the biggest problem facing these crazy DUmmies today? If so, they are very lucky.


42 posted on 01/24/2007 6:53:02 AM PST by USMCWife6869
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To: cripplecreek
Um, OK sure, whatever. I doesn't matter to us adults. Fundamentalist leftists live for their symbolism.

Yup. A group that wants so much to decry labels sure tries their hardest to segregate the American public by labels. They WANTED to be called Democrats until that term became synonymous with "idiot". Then they wanted to be called LIBERAL until that term became synonymous with "spineless". Now they want to be called PROGRESSIVE until that term becomes synonymous with "treehugger".

So, I will now just refer to them as the Spineless Idiot Treehugger Party. And the members of that Party are Spineless Idiot Treehuggers. Sorry about the labels.
43 posted on 01/24/2007 6:54:52 AM PST by Eagle of Liberty ("I do a lot of things to irritate the libs. And it works!" - Rush Limbaugh)
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To: PJ-Comix
Hey, if they start calling us 'Republics' all the time I will begin saying 'for which we stand' immediately afterward. That will really tweak the b@sta@rds!
44 posted on 01/24/2007 6:55:08 AM PST by Greystoke
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To: PJ-Comix; gate2wire
I was in a hotel room with Petra Verkaik. The horror started when I realized I had lost my trusty waist pack. Petra begged me to stay but I had to rush outside. . . .

You must have been Petrafied.

45 posted on 01/24/2007 6:55:58 AM PST by Charles Henrickson (Maybe Mrs. Comix took it.)
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To: PJ-Comix

I was always taught that it is indeed the DEMOCRAT party. When they each start delaring that "I am a Democratic" in conversation, I will then call the party as such.
What a bunch of whiney losers, including Jim Webb and that dead raccoon he was wearing on his head.
They didn't even stand when the President said that we must emerge victorious, proving to the world that they REALLY want us to lose.
All while Nancy Pelosi sat there batting her eyelashes incessantly like a damn cyborg.


46 posted on 01/24/2007 7:03:48 AM PST by JerseyDvl ("If you attack Americans, we'll defend your right to do it."- The Democrat Party)
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To: PJ-Comix

Can you imagine how much money you would make if you were the official psychiatrist of the Rat Underground? You would work 20 hours a day, seven days a week.


47 posted on 01/24/2007 7:05:41 AM PST by doug from upland (Stopping Hillary should be a FreeRepublic Manhattan Project)
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To: PJ-Comix
They are correct. He said it wrong.

It's supposed to be Demonrat

-Eric

48 posted on 01/24/2007 7:05:55 AM PST by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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To: Sally'sConcerns
"Mainly though, they just have a pathological need for adrenaline."

Then to get their heads clear, they offset the adrenaline with quantities of legal and illegal drugs.

Teach a liberal a thought, he will parrot it mindlessly for a day.
Teach a liberal to think and he will vote Conservative the rest of his life.

49 posted on 01/24/2007 7:07:13 AM PST by HangThemHigh
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To: USMCWife6869
Can anyone explain to me why they view it as such an insult? I never knew it was that big of an insult to them. I would love to know why.

It's nothing more than yet another demonstration of the powerlessness of the DUmmies.

Those in power currently are a slim majority of regular Democrats on one side, and decent civilized people on the other side; the DUmmies can claim membership in neither group.

But the DUmmies want SO BADLY to "count."

In anything, anything at all.

And so while this is essentially a pretty meaningless semantic issue, the DUmmies make a big deal out of it.....because the DUmmies think they have the power to change it.

Bah humbug.

50 posted on 01/24/2007 7:07:23 AM PST by franksolich (mellow, sitting back, relaxing, watching the show)
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To: Condor51
Smells the same too.

But s--- has more value.

-Eric

51 posted on 01/24/2007 7:07:24 AM PST by E Rocc (Myspace "Freepers" group moderator)
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To: alicewonders
...."It's like the word "liberal" - they find that insulting too - my "liberal" acquaintances always correct me & say they are "progressives". "....

This is absolutely true. If I use the word "democrat" or worse the word "liberal" while arguing politics with my very "liberal" sister, I am immediately corrected with the word "progressive". It is so easy to get under her skin by simply using the word "liberal" in a normal conversation.

My wife often comments on this by saying that even the liberals have finally decided that the word "liberal" is a dirty word to most of America. I guess the word "democrat" is now a dirty word too.
52 posted on 01/24/2007 7:08:59 AM PST by Mtner77
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To: PJ-Comix
From now on until they cease, I'll only refer to the GOP as the Republic Party.

Heck, I'd love it if the GOP refocused their values to promote that of the republic, instead of other republicans.

Children, each and every one. It would be mildly amusing, were it not for the fact that they are voting this country down the drain.
53 posted on 01/24/2007 7:15:33 AM PST by kenth (I wish compassionate conservatives were more compassionate to conservatism.)
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To: PJ-Comix

Goodness! These people will get their panties in a wad over anything, won't they? Is being a democrat so embarrassing that referring to the "democrat" party is considered a slur? How many times do Democrats refer to President Bush as "junior", when he is not a junior? Is that a slur and should we throw hissy fits every time they do it?


54 posted on 01/24/2007 7:16:39 AM PST by soccermom
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To: JerseyDvl

Yesterday a liberal asked in a local group if "Anyone plans to watch hitler's speech"? To which I responded..."Don't you think it's a little extreme calling Jim Webb 'hitler'"?

All hell broke loose. They threw fits that I would call an American senator "hitler" and never gave a second thought to the fact that they called the president hitler.

I did eventually recant simply because it's stupid to call any elected American "hitler". I did so to point out the pathetic childish hypocrisy of the fundamentalist left. That's the nice thing about mixed forums, You can shine a light on the hypocrisy in full view of all.


55 posted on 01/24/2007 7:20:29 AM PST by cripplecreek (Peace without victory is a temporary illusion.)
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To: soccermom
I guess now the Democrats can get mad at GOOGLE NEWS which uses "Democrat" consistently in their headlines.
56 posted on 01/24/2007 7:21:54 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: cripplecreek

Great job CrippleCreek, their hypocrisy is transparent and ludicrous.
Bush Derangement Syndrome really turns the mind to mush.


57 posted on 01/24/2007 7:25:30 AM PST by JerseyDvl ("If you attack Americans, we'll defend your right to do it."- The Democrat Party)
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To: All

Would it make the Democrats feel better if I said, "Democratic D.A. Mike Nifong?"


58 posted on 01/24/2007 7:25:44 AM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: cripplecreek

Brilliant! I wouldn't have recanted a thing. You didn't call Webb "Hitler" -- you said that was a bit extreme. Good for you.


59 posted on 01/24/2007 7:26:23 AM PST by soccermom
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To: HangThemHigh
Then to get their heads clear, they offset the adrenaline with quantities of legal and illegal drugs.

Heads clear? Bwahahahahahaha! There are a number of posters on DU who really like the hallucinogenic drugs such as acid, mescaline and the like. I've read threads dedicated to the types of 'trips' they've taken.

snicker...WOW! mannnnnnnnnn

60 posted on 01/24/2007 7:26:54 AM PST by Sally'sConcerns
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