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DUmmie FUnnies 01-24-07 (Democrats Throw Conniption Fit Over "Democrat")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | January 24, 2006 | DUmmies, KOmmies, and PJ-Comix

Posted on 01/24/2007 5:54:33 AM PST by PJ-Comix

It is sooooo easy to get under the skin of the Democrats. All you have to do is tweak them with the word "Democrat" used as an adjective as in "Democrat Party." President Bush did this last night during his SOTU when referring to the new "DEMOCRAT majority" and today you would have thought he committed the crime of the century. Democrats absolutely can't stand being called Democrats which is precisely the reason why we will continue to call them Democrats. It is FUn to see them throw a conniption fit over a mere word. It's like we can control their nerve endings. You want to see a Democrat suddenly go berserk? Then just say "Democrat." HA! HA! HA! HA! Meanwhile, these same Democrats think it is perfectly okay to call Republicans "Rethugs," "Nazis," or a lot of other pejoratives. There were several DUmmie and KOmmie threads where the Democrats went out of control over this word starting with this THREAD titled, "THAT DAMN BASTARD! 'DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!'" So let us now watch the DUmmies and KOmmies work themselves into a lather over "Democrat" in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, enjoying the spectacle of easily tweaked Democrats, is in the [brackets]:

THAT DAMN BASTARD! "DEMOCRAT MAJORITY!"

[IT'S AN IMPEACHABLE OFFENSE!!! SEND HIM TO THE HAGUE!!!]

that a-hole really gets up my nose. what a low life scumbag

[Your whole week ruined by just one word. Hee! Hee! Hee!]

you may be interested to know that the official text of the speech says "Democratic"

[That will just make the Democrats angrier.]

I was so pissed when John "Boner" used "Democrat party" in introducing Nancy Pelosi. He knew what he was saying and it was for the benefit of his Rethug buddies.

[So it is okay to say "Rethug" but "Democrat" is somehow taboo?]

Cheney sneered when he said it. That was enough to make me want to pound him with Speaker Pelosi's gavel.

[No normal man would think of pounding Pelosi with or without a gavel.]

He's an asshat. "Democrat party" is the equivalent of a rebel yell to the Rethugs.

[And "Rethugs" is the equivalent of a Dean Scream to Democrats. YEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGHHHHH!]

We've got DUers saying it, now. And they don't even seem to give a shit when corrected.

[LOL! The reason why it is spreading is because it sounds so NATURAL.]

It's an insult, it started long ago during the '50s with Senator Joe McCarthy... it's a derogatory term for our Democratic Party.

[Bad history. It started long before then. And now to see the DUmmies throw more conniption fits over this word in this THREAD with the supremely outraged title of "The Democrat majority!"]

The Democrat majority! ahhhhhhhhhhh

[MY HEAD IS GOING TO EXPLODE! ahhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!]

That whole Line of B.S. Never ends even when the Cockroaches are under foot. F-ers.

[Or when the RATS are under foot.]

Chris Matthews and Brian Williams talking about that slur in the post-game commentary, and Brian Williams correctly pointing out that using Democrat as an adjective in that way is an insult.

[Democrat Williams is very concerned about this.]

Right when I heard that I knew there would be an uproar on DU. And rightfully so. Even Hoe Scarborough commented on that today saying " I wouldn't want to be called a republic."

[And I wouldn't want to be called an "MSNBC Republican."]

My husband once-upon-a-time said we should just ignore it... well, tonight, he's having none of it. In fact, his preferred name for the enemy camp is a slight twist on my own: the "repugna-CONS."

[DO NOT ATTEMPT TO HANDLE YOUR FEELINGS. WE CONTROL YOUR NERVE ENDINGS! WE CONTROL YOUR TEMPER CENTER! WE CAN MANIPULATE YOU UP OR DOWN! ...And now to read the KOmmie outrage in this THREAD titled, "Enough of this Democrat nonsense."]

Enough of this Democrat nonsense

[Please stop it! STOP!!!]

Time after time after time GOPers refer to the Democratic Party as the Democrat Party. It is not an accident, and I've had enough.

[Thank you for reacting exactly like we want you to.]

From now on until they cease, I'll only refer to the GOP as the Republic Party.

[Sorry. It won't work because it doesn't sound NATURAL like "Democrat Party" does.]

"Democrat" as an adjective sounds like an epithet, and makes people recoil. It has the hard sound of "shit" and similar aggressive terms of anger and condemnation. It is no accident that the whole of the Republican world uses it. Even some newspeople use it as well, a dead giveaway as to where they're coming from.

[The more you complain, the more it will be used. Hee! Hee!]

It's the Democrats' fault. Seriously, they never ever call bullshit on this. They always allow them to get away with it--whether it is on TV talkshows or on C-SPAN, never once have I seen any Democrat correct a right wing thug on this.

[So should conservatives call BS when reporters refer to them as "rightwingers?"]

What's the matter? Are the Pubs giving you heartburn with the Democrat Party bit?

[Democrats are easily tweaked. We control their nerve endings. Hee! Hee!]


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KEYWORDS: democrats; dummies; kommies
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To: PJ-Comix

Did she leave Venezuela because of Chavez, or was she just here because of the opporunity America offers?


101 posted on 01/24/2007 10:33:47 AM PST by Mr. Silverback ("Safe sex? Not until they develop a condom for the heart."--Freeper All the Best)
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To: Kerretarded
So, I will now just refer to them as the Spineless Idiot Treehugger Party. And the members of that Party are Spineless Idiot Treehuggers. Sorry about the labels.

You might consider Spineless Hysterical Idiot Treehuggers. I think that works better... don't you???

102 posted on 01/24/2007 11:05:18 AM PST by GraceCoolidge
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To: PJ-Comix
it's a derogatory term for our Democratic Party.

Here's another one: The Party of Slavery, Secession and Surrender.

103 posted on 01/24/2007 11:46:14 AM PST by Argus
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To: Bitter Bierce
Every day on my way to work, I pass window signs in a certain office that say: "Want a Change? Vote Democrat...

Reminds me of a local group 'Democrat United'.. Nice big sign right above their office...

104 posted on 01/24/2007 12:11:39 PM PST by mnehring (Virtus Junxit mors non Separabit)
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To: PJ-Comix

We can't call them "democrats." We can't call them "liberals."

Is "scum sucking commie weasels" still alright?


105 posted on 01/24/2007 12:24:56 PM PST by Grizzled Bear ("Does not play well with others.")
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To: PJ-Comix
I had a horrible nightmare last night. I dreamed that I was in a hotel room with Petra Verkaik.

Was she Wearing the Bear...? ;)

106 posted on 01/24/2007 12:31:56 PM PST by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("On 11/07/06, 'true' conservatives and 'rat traitors joined forces to bring Sharia law to America.")
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To: PJ-Comix
Democratic Underground:Providing political satire and commentary for Democrats,

So they insult themselves on their own website.

What a queer bunch.

107 posted on 01/24/2007 12:47:53 PM PST by Harmless Teddy Bear (We must have faith For when it is all said and done, Faith manages. And the impossible is achieved)
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To: Mr. Silverback
Did she leave Venezuela because of Chavez, or was she just here because of the opporunity America offers?

The latter. She is so non-political that I can't even get her to talk about Senor Hugo one way or the other. No problem. I get more than my fill of politics here. I have no need to be discussing it on the outside. That includes everybody else. Friends of mine who go to the DUmmie FUnnies are surprised that I am into politics since it is a subject that I never discuss with them.

108 posted on 01/24/2007 1:37:41 PM PST by PJ-Comix (Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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To: alicewonders
"...my "liberal" acquaintances always correct me & say they are 'progressives'."

Call 'em "Progs" and see what happens...
109 posted on 01/24/2007 2:12:39 PM PST by decal (Too many people mistake "tolerance" for "approval.")
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To: PJ-Comix

They must have to up their meds everytime Rush says "democrat underground"


110 posted on 01/24/2007 3:32:19 PM PST by mylife (The Roar Of The Masses Could Be Farts)
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To: PJ-Comix
Poe-tay-toe, Puh-tah-toe
Dem-oh-crat party, Deem-oh-crot party,
Let's call the whole thing off.
111 posted on 01/24/2007 4:00:55 PM PST by Jaysun (I've never paid for sex in my life. And that's really pissed off a lot of prostitutes.)
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To: mware
I wish someone would listen and see how often the news media says Democratic rather than Democrat.

Not likely IMO. This must be the newest PC version used by the drive-by media.
Watching them correct themselves will have us all in tears by morning.

112 posted on 01/24/2007 4:28:13 PM PST by MaxMax (God Bless America)
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To: PJ-Comix

One of the truly weird customs in Dummieland is their reporting encounters with "freepers" and "fundies" and their disruption of family gatherings in order to intimidate people who might not share their political delusions.

They must have jobs, if they have jobs, where their opinions cannot affect how customers or clients or patients respond to being told they are idiots.

I have friends in Venezuela. I used to post on FR what I heard from them as far back as two years ago but it has become really insane down there.

Hope your wife's family will be okay.


113 posted on 01/24/2007 6:34:46 PM PST by Barset
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To: alicewonders; mware; Mtner77; bcsco; decal
...my "liberal" acquaintances always correct me & say they are "progressives".

You should agree with them on this point. "Liberal" is rooted in the word "liberty", and most "progressive" issues have nothing to do with liberty.

Speech codes (you can't say what you want). Gun control (you can't own a gun). Taxation (you can't keep what you make). Single-payer health care (you can't choose your own health care). Social Security (you can't use your own money to provide for your own retirement). Public education (you can't use your own money to provide for your child's education).

Nothing approaching "liberty" in any of that.

114 posted on 01/24/2007 9:20:10 PM PST by Stegall Tx ("FR is sustenance." {July 4 on 16 November})
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To: JerseyDvl
I was always taught that it is indeed the DEMOCRAT party.

So was I, many, many years ago...and by a democrat!

115 posted on 01/25/2007 2:58:24 AM PST by Budge (<>< Sit Nomen Domini benedictum. <><)
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To: Stegall Tx
You should agree with them on this point. "Liberal" is rooted in the word "liberty", and most "progressive" issues have nothing to do with liberty.

Some good points and worth taking note of for future conversations.

116 posted on 01/25/2007 4:18:10 AM PST by bcsco
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To: All
From now on until they cease, I'll only refer to the GOP as the Republic Party.

Hmmmm, Republic Party... Has a nice ring. I'm strangely comfortable with it (sans RINOs).

117 posted on 01/25/2007 4:29:49 AM PST by Toadman (molon labe)
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To: alicewonders

In my experience, people who call themselves "liberals" can be reasoned with, while the "progressives" are Bolshevist lunatics.


118 posted on 01/25/2007 4:22:35 PM PST by lesser_satan (EKTHELTHIOR!!!)
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