DUmmie FUnnies 12-11-06 (Obama Orgasma)

DUmmie FUnnies ^ | December 11, 2006 | HUffies and PJ-Comix

[PJ-Comix]

Obama Orgasma is sweeping the Democrats! It is an uncritical love that conveniently overlooks the fact that Senator Barack Obama has almost no experience. However that doesn't matter. Obama love continues unabated and is heated up by the fact that the senator seems expert as pouring out feel-good platitudes that are almost meaningless when you analyze them. For this reason, Barack Obama has now become the Warren G. Harding of the Democrat party. Of course, when you look beyond the feel-good platitudes, one will notice that Obama has an almost perfect LIBERAL voting record. On top of that, he was involved in a real estate scandal (most likely leaked by the Clinton people) that would have ruined an unloved Republican in the same shoes. The latest outburst of Obama Orgasma occurred just yesterday in New Hampshire as you can see in this Huffington Post THREAD lovingly titled, "Standing-Room-Only As Obama Sweeps Through New Hampshire..." So let us now watch the Democrats indulge themselves in an orgy of Obama Orgasma in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, resisting the evil right-wing urge to note that his middle name is HUSSEIN, is in the [brackets]:

Standing-Room-Only As Obama Sweeps Through New Hampshire...

[I WUV my Obama! May I touch a piece of his garb? Will I be worthy enough to kiss his tush?]

The political phenomenon known as Sen. Barack Obama (D-Ill.) descended Sunday on the state with the nation's first presidential primary, drawing enthusiastic crowds and trailed by a huge media horde as he continued to stoke interest in a possible bid for the White House in 2008.

[After he SWORE that he wouldn't run for president earlier. But this is Obama. Our true love! He can lie or change his mind at will. Doesn't matter. Not even the fact that he has almost NO experience. WE WUV OBAMA!!!]

It was standing-room-only at a book signing Sunday morning in the seacoast town of Portsmouth, where the 750 available tickets were snapped up within hours of being made available to the public early last week. Here in Manchester, 1,500 people paid $25 apiece to hear him speak at a celebration of the New Hampshire Democratic Party's historic victories in last month's midterm elections.

[Want to make some easy money? Just buy up a bunch of tickets for ANY Obama event this year and you will be sure to make thousands by selling them on eBay for all those buyers hopelessly in love with our inexperienced senator. And now to hear from the HUffies...]

I wish Obama the best...he is an excellent speaker and writer, but needs to hone his Senatorial skills and sponsor some bills...I wish he was ready for prime time, but I think he needs to hold out to '12. Still, he is a bright like among some dull bulbs (and that includes Hillary!).

[GASP! You actually want Obama to DO something? Shame on you! You are NOT worthy of loving him.]

Obama is not ready for prime time! Despite the hype. This fellow need seasoning and REAL world gravitas before I would support him. BIDE YOUR TIME OBAMA!

[AND WAIT FOR MORE DIRTY LEAKS FROM HILLARY!]

I'm personally very suspicious of this unearned, media-driven, politically correct Obama-mania.It reflects more on our American superficiality and fear of substance, just like Hillary FamousLastName's clueless candidacy, and Dubbya's before that. I don't see that Obama's done anything than word strings of consensual uplifting generalities.

[Hey! If Warren G. Harding could get by with word strings of consensual uplifting generalities, then so can our beloved Obama.]

I think history has shown that personal charisma seems to be exceptionally important to Americans in presidental elections. We need to nominate the candidate with the best chance of beating the GOP candidate in 2008.

[Barack Obama Superstar. All that needs be done now is to update the lyrics of "Don't Know How To Love Him."]

Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks, and whatever else you think is needed to win, than anyone as far as the eye can see. And then there's the knowledge, the experience, the courage, the conscience, the worldwide respect...

[And the artificial crotch enhancer socks that Gore stuffs into his pants are bigger than Obama's socks. So there!]

At least he's not Hillary.

[May I place that slogan on an Obama '08 bumper sticker?]

About Obama: how low do American standards have to fall that being able to string together a sentence in correct English now qualifies you for the Oval Office...

[Well, he does have a nice smile. So I guess he is qualified to be president.]

Vilsack? Don't know anthing about him.

[At least Vilsack has the guts to WEAR a Pooh Bear on his head in public.]

Obama has an excellent chance of winning the presidency, and the republicans know that. I took a very scary trip over to the Fox "news" site to see what attack points they are pushing about Obama.... man oh man... they are digging out the dirt early, truly they are. Nasty talking points too.... they wouldnt even bother with him if they didnt think he posed a very serious threat.... they even put togeather a rather nasty video bio about him.... I think he is brilliant and way more qualified than bush ever imagined he was... Obama will run and will probably win.

[Strange that you don't actually SPECIFY what those Fox News "attack points" actually are but no matter.]

Obama is OK, nice guy.

[Good enough for me. Start playing "Hail To The Chief" in his blessed presence.]

I would like to vote for Obama in `12.

[APOSTATE! Why wait? OBAMA '08!]

So I am grateful that Al Gore lived to fight another day, and his day is fast approaching. He won in 2000, he could have won in 2004. Give him Obama as his VP...and if/when the murderous BushCabal dark forces spill Gore's blood on our nation's soul, THEN we will at least have Obama to turn to. Provided he too has not been bought and paid for by those dark bushco forces...a blight on our country and on the world. EXPOSE THEM and put them all in leg irons. Or they will continue their evil deeds.

[Obama served up as a mere gift to Al Gore? Hmmm...]

As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long." This will pass as fast as it arrived.

[aka Political Ex-Lax.]

Can someone give me ONE HONEST REASON why Sen. Obama should run for President? As one who is a LIBERAL and an African,I am disheartened that the Democratic party seems to gravitate towards star power, rather than a choice that can win us the White house.

[I'll give you TWO HONEST REASONS. Obama is not only nice but he is okay too.]

Yes, I can. I attended the event in Manchester yesterday. Obama was thoughtful. His words belied the media frenzy. Nobody left the meeting pumped up with Rock Star frenzy. Most left with Sen. Obama's eloquently phrased ideas turning in their heads. It was a very refreshing experience. If Barak Obama decides to run, he'll probably win. If he decides he won't, he'll do exceptional work for the American people anyway. Don't let he media paint the picture for you. Listen to the man yourself. Have the audacity to think for yourself.

[Thus spaketh a love struck Obama groupie.]

[alarm rider]

I want to know why he has blue lips? Is it a heart condition?

[gardencatz]

Charles you just get better and better!

Cindie

[Charles Henrickson]

Charles you just get better and better!

You sound like my wife. :-)

[PJ-Comix]

FUn Fact: Two well known porn stars appeared in the movie version of Jesus Christ Superstar and one of them is a Freeper!!!

[imskylark]

"I hope your omission of 'Good Looks' was just an oversight"

It wasn't. I just couldn't type those words.

[Incorrigible]

 

 

[.cnI redruM]

That would be funny. A smarm fight matching Barak Oprah!, er I mean Obama! versus Playstation Johnnie Edwards.

[Conservativegreatgrandma]

There are those who claim Hillary will get the women's votes but I think you're more likely to be correct.

[decal]

"I actually have touched an emu at a petting zoo."

You're probably one-up on Sen. B. Hussein Obama, then. Maybe YOU should run for Prez - you've done more.

[Paul Heinzman]

Maestro! Maestro!
Possibly you're best work EVER.

Charles, what separates creative genius from the rest are the special touches. The ability to see something no one else would have thought of, but, when offered up, strikes a chord with everyone. This is just one of those touches:

He's my "Big O"!
Obama, go!

[Paul Heinzman]

As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long."

Thus, benburch learned patience.

[epow]

That's a nice way of describing something that might disturb the kiddies if they found out what happened to those cute emus.

Isn't the emu part of the ostrich family? If so they may be good for more uses than just medicinal oil, uses such as human food for example.

I have eaten ostrich steak. It's good eating, better in fact than a lot of beef steak I have eaten. The serving I had was broiled medium well, topped with sliced portabello mushrooms, and seasoned with a coarsely ground black pepper and garlic mixture.

My only criticism was the total lack of fat. I like a beef steak marbled with fat much more than the very lean grass fed beef that's popular around this area now with the health conscious folk. My total cholesterol number is under 150 and has an excellent HD/LD balance, so I eat almost anything I like and I happen to like some fat in my meat.

[Paul Heinzman]

I'm beginning to think he doesn't hand squeeze them but has moved into the 21st century. The modern process is to shred them and centrifuge out the oil.

That damned slick-talkin' emu salesman! I knew you couldn't milk a bird, but I tried it anyway. Made my hair as stiff as Aqua Net and really stinky. And now that emu won't leave me alone!

[Paul Heinzman]

As my Grandpa used to say, "The Horse that shits fast, doesn't shit long." This will pass as fast as it arrived.

Is that some sort of racial slur, DUmba$$ cracker?

[Paul Heinzman]

I DON'T KNOW WHY I LOVE HIM
(From the musical, "Barack Obama Superstar")

I was thinking about the soundtrack of Jesus Christ Superstar and it's pretty fertile ground for the whole Obama situation--mostly because of the musical qualities of various names (O-bama sounds like Ho-sannah, Howard sounds like Herod, &c.).

I think it could be great, so I humbly submit it to you comedic geniuses for consideration.

[Watery Tart]

Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks, and whatever else you think is needed to win, than anyone as far as the eye can see. And then there's the knowledge, the experience, the courage, the conscience, the worldwide respect...

Please with the accolades. He was an overpaid public servant (after he flunked out of divinity school), who is best known for his father's racism not being able to win Tennessee losing the BIG GIMMEE sighing and rolling his eyes as a campaign tactic to show why you should vote for him dressing in his best Sunday-Go-To-Meetin'-Suit and going to state funerals.

[Watery Tart]

Gore's got more charisma, charm, humor, fame, good looks, and whatever else you think is needed to win, than anyone as far as the eye can see. And then there's the knowledge, the experience, the courage, the conscience, the worldwide respect...

YOU'RE RIGHT! President Bush doesn't do a lot of impressions, but once you get him going...

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[Watery Tart]

Heard at the 2008 Dem convention, an introduction by Ted:

"Allow me to present the next President of the United States, Osama bin -- Osama Obama -- Obama what -- Seriously, Senator Obama is really unique and special."

[Watery Tart]

Ugh, now I will have that song going through my head tomorrow. Thanks.

"I don't know why I love him...."

[dirtbiker]

Still, he is a bright like among some dull bulbs (and that includes Hillary!).

Your LIKE isn't too bright, either. You 2 should get along just fine...