If you see idiots showing up at the polls with bottles of windex, then you know they are DUmmies.
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1 posted on
10/30/2006 2:46:33 AM PST by
PJ-Comix
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3 posted on
10/30/2006 2:47:44 AM PST by
PJ-Comix
(Join the DUmmie FUnnies PING List for the FUNNIEST Blog on the Web)
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4 posted on
10/30/2006 2:49:25 AM PST by
Mercat
(ROVE YOU MAGNIFICENT BASTARD!)
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5 posted on
10/30/2006 2:50:38 AM PST by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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No once has a republican came forward and said the machine bounced to the democrat when the selected a republican. Maybe because, if it does happen the other way, republicans just fix it and go about their business without whining about it on the internet?
Hint: that's why there's a REVIEW SCREEN. To make sure it recorded correctly and, if it didn't, to give the voter the opportunity to fix it.
Disclaimer: I don't think this is happening at all. Anectodal evidence from DUmmies counts for zero in my book.
7 posted on
10/30/2006 2:56:17 AM PST by
Not A Snowbird
(Official RKBA Landscaper and Arborist, Duchess of Green Leafy Things)
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Wow, it's time to start forming those political action groups. For just a $20 contribution per head at DUh, our committee will take legal action in protest of voting process applied in Broward county. Of course, that legal action may simply involved a severe "chastising and finger pointing" towards Tallahassee, but I promise to use harsh language.
12 posted on
10/30/2006 3:02:49 AM PST by
Caipirabob
(Communists... Socialists... Democrats...Traitors... Who can tell the difference?)
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14 posted on
10/30/2006 3:07:29 AM PST by
roaddog727
(BullS##t does not get bridges built)
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then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person Yes, frikkin' Homeland Security is coming to your house to take you away to a secret detention camp.
Nothing beats the DUmmies for sheer nuttiness.
15 posted on
10/30/2006 3:37:27 AM PST by
SIDENET
(Is it too early for flapjacks?)
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[Or petroleum jelly when voting on gay marriage issues.]
Just YUCK!
16 posted on
10/30/2006 3:38:19 AM PST by
just me
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then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person--he had a handheld machine that he kept punching as i kept talking--and who knows if someone is going to come and take me away after all i've told you It just occurred to me that these paranoid DUmmies remind me of those kooks who believe in reincarnation, the ones who always tell you they were Napoleon or an adviser to Cleopatra, someone important. Similarly, the DUmmies believe that this giant conspiracy machine gives a rat's ass about how Democrats living in their moms' basements are voting. They have pathetic, angry little lives but they need to elevate themselves to the level of importance so great that a vast political machine is taking down their every word, monitoring their every thought, because they are so potentially dangerous ("Remember, remember, the fifth of November!" and those other childish catchphrases they love) that The Machine must stop them.
What a bunch of fools, pathetic, frightened, losers who need to delude themselves that they are potential superheroes capable of greatness who are being kept down by The Oppressive Republican Overlords. They're so damned mighty they can't get a job and they have to hide out and chirp to each other on DU, biding their time until their superior natures are discovered and praised, without their ever actually achieving something in life worthy of praise. They want to be recognized for their POTENTIAL genius because their no-doubt incredible brilliance is being stifled by Karl Rove, Haliburton and Bush, who are keeping them down.
17 posted on
10/30/2006 3:43:07 AM PST by
Darkwolf377
(Republican, atheist, pro-life)
To: PJ-Comix
I have a serious question; if the people who post on DemocraticUnderground
really believe the stuff about preset outcomes, the Diebold machines are rigged and your vote means nothing, why are they all screaming through their posts to go vote?
"Remember fellows DUers, vote on November 7"
"I got my friends and parents to vote early with me, straight ticket democrat."
"Everyone here, vote. The republicans must go."
Doesn't sound like they really believe what they say.
18 posted on
10/30/2006 4:06:13 AM PST by
NapkinUser
(Why isn't there a 'virtual fence' around the White House?)
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19 posted on
10/30/2006 4:07:03 AM PST by
bcsco
("He who is wedded to the spirit of the age is soon a widower" – Anonymous)
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20 posted on
10/30/2006 4:32:43 AM PST by
steveegg
(Let's make the deeply-saddened Head KOmmie deeply soddened in Nov. - deny the 'RATs the election)
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Morning PJ,
This should be a classic week.
I'm going to be down in your neck of the woods next week.
Garde la Foi, mes amis! Nous nous sommes les sauveurs de la République! Maintenant et Toujours!
(Keep the Faith, my friends! We are the saviors of the Republic! Now and Forever!)
LonePalm, le Républicain du verre cassé (The Broken Glass Republican)
21 posted on
10/30/2006 4:32:46 AM PST by
LonePalm
(Commander and Chef)
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this afternoon some guy was walking the neighborhood. he said he was canvassing for KLEIN the democrat running against CLAY SHAW. HE HAD MY NAME, MY HUSBAND'S NAME AND OUR SON'S NAME. HE ASKED IF WE WERE GOING TO VOTE FOR KLEIN. but since i don't care who knows that i will never vote republican i told him yes, then gave him a piece of my mind about bush and about the delusional thinking of KLEIN and every other democrat who thinks they are going to win and take democracy back with votes as long as bush and the likes of brenda the bush asskisser snipes control the machines. then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person--he had a handheld machine that he kept punching as i kept talking--and who knows if someone is going to come and take me away after all i've told you--but quite frankly, i don't care. he said he wouldn't be wearing a VOTE FOR KLEIN gummy sticker posted to his shirt if he were a homeland security. i said yes you would. if you were a homeland security undercover person you would be wearing a kline sticker. Paranoid much? Great googly moogly. This is how she treats her own team when they actually get off their computers and venture outside to do something actually useful.
And the poor DUmmie is befuddled by the existence of a Palm Pilot.
SD
24 posted on
10/30/2006 5:06:35 AM PST by
SoothingDave
(Save the Cheerleader. Save the World.)
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There was a plan?
And I didn't even get the super secret VRWC blast fax....
25 posted on
10/30/2006 5:06:44 AM PST by
NeoCaveman
(Make it a Rovetember to remember. Politics ain't bean bag.)
To: PJ-Comix
["Welcome to the Death Star. Emperor Palpatine will be joining us in a few minutes."] Can I get a light saber then? It would make trimming the trees so much more fun.
Can we have a rule that when ever Rove appears, the Imperial March plays?
26 posted on
10/30/2006 5:09:11 AM PST by
redgolum
("God is dead" -- Nietzsche. "Nietzsche is dead" -- God.)
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Tagline....that's all I have to say.
28 posted on
10/30/2006 5:18:00 AM PST by
Eagle of Liberty
(Hey hypoCRATS, POLLS ARE NOT ELECTION RESULTS. GET A CLUE!)
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