[SoothingDave]

this afternoon some guy was walking the neighborhood. he said he was canvassing for KLEIN the democrat running against CLAY SHAW. HE HAD MY NAME, MY HUSBAND'S NAME AND OUR SON'S NAME. HE ASKED IF WE WERE GOING TO VOTE FOR KLEIN. but since i don't care who knows that i will never vote republican i told him yes, then gave him a piece of my mind about bush and about the delusional thinking of KLEIN and every other democrat who thinks they are going to win and take democracy back with votes as long as bush and the likes of brenda the bush asskisser snipes control the machines. then i told him 'for all i know you might be an undercover homeland security person--he had a handheld machine that he kept punching as i kept talking--and who knows if someone is going to come and take me away after all i've told you--but quite frankly, i don't care. he said he wouldn't be wearing a VOTE FOR KLEIN gummy sticker posted to his shirt if he were a homeland security. i said yes you would. if you were a homeland security undercover person you would be wearing a kline sticker.

Paranoid much? Great googly moogly. This is how she treats her own team when they actually get off their computers and venture outside to do something actually useful.

And the poor DUmmie is befuddled by the existence of a Palm Pilot.

SD

[Panzerlied]

"And the poor DUmmie is befuddled by the existence of a Palm Pilot."

That was no Palm Pilot. That was the notorious BEEBER!

[Paul Heinzman]

And the poor DUmmie is befuddled by the existence of a Palm Pilot.

Was it a Palm Pilot? Really? Or was it, in fact, a miniature Diebold touchscreen voting machine that this Rovian plant was using to counter the votes of everyone in the household.

That seems far more plausable than the ridiculous notion that he was with Homeland Security. No, after he left the house he used his two way radio to contact the black SUV parked three houses down.

That was Homeland security.