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DUmmie FUnnies 09-29-06 (""Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November")
DUmmie FUnnies ^ | September 29. 2006 | DUmies and PJ-Comx

Posted on 09/29/2006 5:40:25 AM PDT by PJ-Comix

The DUmmies have given up hope a lot earlier than I expected. At the beginning of this month, the DUmmies were in a state of total jublilation by the prospect of their inevitable victory in November. Now that it is the end of the month, the DUmmies have already succumbed to doom and gloom by giving up all hope of victory at the polls. I honestly believed this DUmmie depression would begin by mid-October but I underestimated the rapidity of their mood shifts. Several things have caused the shift in the DUmmie mood but the latest one is the Senate passage yesterday of the Detainee Interrogation Bill which the DUmmies call the Torture Bill. You can see the extent of DUmmie defeatism over this in this THREAD titled, "Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November." So let us now savor the sweet salty tears of DUmmie despair in Bolshevik Red while the commentary of your humble correspondent, looking for a Dollar Store sale on Guy Fawkes costumes, is in the [brackets]:

Today's capitulation sealed the Dems fate for November

[I think the Dems fate was sealed when DUmmieland went online.]

the odds were long anyway with purged voter rolls and phony voting machines. But in fact, there is no compelling reason to vote out the right-wing Congress on November. It should be crystal clear to even the Fox News devotees like Human Torch that our inexorable march toward a fascist state won't be affected by the results of this fall's vote. A slight Dem majority in either house of Congress will not produce the investigations and aggressive prosecutions needed to reverse our rendevous with Nazi Germany's fate.

[You have a Wal-Mart Detention Center in your future.]

The worst president in the country's history gets everything he asks for. He doesn't even pretend to work any more, just attends fundraisers and lets his sycophants in Congress and in the media lie, slander, and propagandize for whoever is really doing the scheming.

[He just relaxes while letting Karl Rove and Dick Cheney do all the heavy lifting. Why strain yourself when you can just relax in the mornings with a nice cup of java while laughing over the latest DUmmie FUnnies edition?]

We've lost, folks. eventually we will get angry enough and the neocons' reign will end in a similar fashion to (best case) the Shah or Papa Doc or Pinochet, or (worst case) Hitler or Mussolini. That's a long way off though. The worst president in history gets one vote of confidence after another, and NO ONE can stop him.

[None can stop the Bush Family Evil Empire juggernaut!]

It's not October, but this was quite a surprise.

[We thought we would surprise you with the September Surprise.]

Go get drunk or something.

[Happy Hour at Bukowski's will be extended today.]

We just need to get out the word the republicans are the party of unending war and torture, all the time diverting our tax $ to global fascists.

[Read all about it in TruthOut!]

That's why a Mussolini-like ending is more likely for the 4th Reich than any other.

[So you will be hanging Li'l Beaver by his toes?]

Bush's rating is very low with the majority against him

[A little Diebold programming can fix that.]

John Murtha as Speaker of the House. John Conyers as head of the House Judiciary Committee. Harry Reid as Senate Majority Leader.

[...John Kerry as President on Jan. 20, 2005.]

I heard all that defeatistism before the 05 elections. Dems won BIG in VA, OH and CA despite your hardest efforts to make everyone concede before the election even happened. I don't know if it bums you out or not, but we can and do win elections.

[DUmmiecrats translate the retention of seats into winning.]

Um Did you ever consider that the '05 Elections was the couple of bucks THEY LET YOU WIN? Can you not get this? You can be sure you are going to lose 20's and 50's in November. They will not lose where it counts. That is not defeatism. That is the reality of the criminality you face. To deny it, means you've already lost.

[Correct. We allowed you to retain a few minor offices in '05 just so you would bet whatever sanity you have left this year.]

Never !!!! I will not yield, I will not bow, I will not surrender. We will stop this insanity that has consumed our nation. Have heart my friend and fight. Vote, get those that believe to vote ! Vote for change. It is our duty. We owe it to this nation.

[Good news! I just fedexed you a brand new Guy Fawkes costume.]

Take it from a guy who had some terrible things happen to him in his childhood from ages 2-5, never give in. Always question and hold those responsible accountable. The tide will turn. The lies, the misdeeds, the sheer greed of this administration will be revealed. I wish DEATH (be it political or accidental, not assassination) upon THE TRAITORS of this great nation and humanity.

[Please maintain that great attitude while Lucy adjusts her football.]

I will fight in this life and in the afterlife and you will too. The truth is our weapon and it is vastly more powerful then you have surmised. Our job now is to get it out there. Burn cd's and dvd's of the lies and show them to everyone you know. Tell them to stop watching sports and sitcoms and pay attention. Our way of life is threatened, not by a foreign enemy, but by one that is domestic and our job is not to capitulate and accept it, but to fight it for we will defend our nation from all enemies be they foreign or domestic.

[And I bet you burned a lot of V For Vendetta dvd's.]

Yep!.....Its over. Too many wussy dems. Even a takover of the House, the Senate, or both will be meaningless. There won't be any investigations. Nobody will be held to account for their war crimes, and nothing will change. There will always be just enough turncoat dems to make sure that the fascists get everything they want. We're f*cked!

[You just put a smile on benburch's face.]

As the numbers go, there aren't enough seats up for grabs in November to make any difference at all even if we win every one of them. Because there are still too many traitors within our own party who don't have to run for office this year.

[Give up all hope...NOW!]


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KEYWORDS: detainees; dummies; election2006; torture
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To: CzarNicky

Don't you know? The exit polls are the ones that count. NOT the actual vote results.


41 posted on 09/29/2006 7:00:26 AM PDT by Gordongekko909 (Mark 5:9)
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To: PJ-Comix; All
An even better example of DUmmie insanity on this topic:This is worse than September 11th.
42 posted on 09/29/2006 7:04:38 AM PDT by KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle ("It'sTime for Republicans to Start Toeing the Conservative Line, NOT the Other Way Around!")
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To: PJ-Comix
We're f*cked!

[You just put a smile on benburch's face.]

there aren't enough seats up for grabs in November to make any difference at all

And then wiped it right off again.

43 posted on 09/29/2006 7:08:26 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: PJ-Comix
I wish DEATH (be it political or accidental, not assassination) upon THE TRAITORS of this great nation and humanity.

Careful what you wish for, or you and your friends could end up suffocated under the crushing weight of all those pizza boxes.

Yep!.....Its over. Too many wussy dems. Even a takover of the House, the Senate, or both will be meaningless. There won't be any investigations. Nobody will be held to account for their war crimes, and nothing will change. There will always be just enough turncoat dems to make sure that the fascists get everything they want. We're f*cked!

In all likelihood, this DUmmie is right. The Democrats are simply USING the moonbats to get into office, once they do, it will be business as usual, with little change. Politicians are wh*res. They'll kiss you, and say they love you, but after they take your money, the are on to the next trick. Sorry DUmmies.

44 posted on 09/29/2006 7:15:33 AM PDT by Paradox (American Conservatives: Keeping the world safe for Liberalism.)
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To: wideawake
In my company's case it isn't Frank, but I wouldn't put it past my lefty "buddy" Jesse to do exactly as you described.

(Funny, but in a perversely twisted way ;'}
45 posted on 09/29/2006 7:17:21 AM PDT by rockrr (Never argue with a man who buys ammo in bulk...)
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To: PJ-Comix
I will fight in this life and in the afterlife and you will too

Typical Dem. Already planning on voting from the grave.

46 posted on 09/29/2006 7:18:46 AM PDT by meowmeow (In Loving Memory of Our Dear Viking Kitty (1987-2006))
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To: PJ-Comix

Manic depression is touching my soul
I know what I want but I just don't know
How to, go about gettin' it
Feeling sweet feeling,
Drops from my fingers, fingers
Manic depression is catchin' my soul


47 posted on 09/29/2006 7:22:14 AM PDT by eyespysomething (http://crumbsandfun.blogspot.com/2006/09/ana-centeno-tribute.html)
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To: NeoCaveman

top 100!


48 posted on 09/29/2006 7:27:46 AM PDT by Loud Mime (An undefeated enemy is still an enemy.......war has a purpose.)
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To: PJ-Comix
Take it from a guy who had some terrible things happen to him in his childhood from ages 2-5, never give in.

Not to disregard anything bad that may have happened to this person, but this is yet another example of Coulter's thesis in "Godless" -- this person is claiming moral authority on the sole basis of having been a victim.

49 posted on 09/29/2006 7:29:07 AM PDT by kevkrom (War is not about proportionality. Knitting is about proportionality. War is about winning.)
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To: socal_parrot
before the 05 elections. Dems won BIG in VA, OH and CA
There were no major elections in CA in '05.

And they lost the OH congressional race. May they have many more moral victories like that.

50 posted on 09/29/2006 7:35:55 AM PDT by NeoCaveman (The race is on http://BlackwellvStrickland.blogspot.com (now linked on RealClearPolitics.com))
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To: NeoCaveman

Even if they were talking about '04, nothing amazing happened for the Dims in CA.


51 posted on 09/29/2006 7:41:39 AM PDT by socal_parrot (Chicks dig me.)
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To: Toby06

If "torturing" one terrorist will possibly save an American life, most Americans will be for it. The DUmmies live in a fantasy land.


52 posted on 09/29/2006 7:59:19 AM PDT by Democratshavenobrains
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To: PJ-Comix
"Our job now is to get it out there. Burn cd's and dvd's of the lies and show them to everyone you know. Tell them to stop watching sports and sitcoms and pay attention."

Yes, pay attention to the lies I burned onto these CDs and DVDs, learn them well, for you'll need to be able to recite them ad nauseam/ad infinitum to the masses so they too can be programmed to our version of the "truth". This way we can win in November...

Does this idiot realize that it sounds like they are trying to perpetuate lies rather than prove lies were perpetrated by the BFEE? Man, you just can't make this stuff up!
53 posted on 09/29/2006 8:32:23 AM PDT by jurroppi1 ("You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think." - Milton Berle)
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To: PJ-Comix

Democratic Party - The epitome of how desperate you can be when all your hopes and dreams depend on whether someone used the "n" word 30 years ago.


54 posted on 09/29/2006 8:42:53 AM PDT by N. Theknow ((Kennedys - Can't drive, can't fly, can't ski, can't skipper a boat - But they know what's best.))
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To: PJ-Comix
I will fight in this life and in the afterlife and you will too

That is correct, DUmmie. But it is fire that you will be fighting, not the fascists. The real fascists will be fighting along beside you. Like they do now.

55 posted on 09/29/2006 9:26:01 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: KentTrappedInLiberalSeattle

The thread got locked


Skinner ADMIN (1000+ posts) Fri Sep-29-06 06:56 AM
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59. Thread titles like this reinforce the idea that liberals are out of touch.
Edited on Fri Sep-29-06 07:08 AM by Skinner
I am aware that many people on this website don't care what people think about us.

I have a different view. I don't think we should be helping our political opponents make the case that liberals are a bunch of cultural aliens who hate America more than we hate terrorists. (Please do not respond by telling me that I think liberals hate America more than we hate terrorists, and likewise please do not tell me that I am accusing the OP of saying such things. You and I both know that I have said neither.)

The attention-getting headline of this thread will do nothing to make people listen to what you are saying. You might as well have written "blah blah blah blah" over and over again in the message area of your post, because many people won't get past the thread title.


56 posted on 09/29/2006 9:31:13 AM PDT by chesley (Republicans don't deserve to win, but America does not deserve the Dhimmicrats.)
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To: CSM
"They shall not pass."

...meaning the Nationalist troops during the Spanish Civil War, spoken by the Communist, Dolores Ibarra, who after the war moved to the Soviet Union. Unlike what we were taught in school (the evil Fascist Nationalists seizing the country from the good, enlightened Republicans), the Nationalists were actually the good guys.

57 posted on 09/29/2006 10:00:36 AM PDT by nina0113
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To: PJ-Comix
the neocons' reign will end in a similar fashion to (best case) the Shah

And be replaced by an Islamofascist theocracy? Are the DUmmies sure this is their best case?

58 posted on 09/29/2006 10:17:25 AM PDT by Argus
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To: PJ-Comix

BOY OH BOY !!!!!

http://www.democraticunderground.com/discuss/duboard.php?az=view_all&address=364x2255599


59 posted on 09/29/2006 10:24:51 AM PDT by Blackirish
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To: PJ-Comix
I see at Drudge that Soros may be giving up politics.

That news will make a great DUFU thread!

60 posted on 09/29/2006 10:41:57 AM PDT by Minnesocold ("The public demand to protect our borders will triumph sooner or later." - Tony Blankley)
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