Sounds like good advice to me!
Posted on 09/18/2006 6:06:49 PM PDT by PJ-Comix
An oldie, but a goodie:
You're walking down a deserted street with your wife and two small
children. Suddenly, an Islamic Terrorist with a huge knife comes around the
corner, locks eyes with you, screams obscenities, praises Allah, raises the
knife, and charges at you.
You are carrying a Glock cal .40, and you are an expert shot. You have
mere seconds before he reaches you and your family.
What do you do?
Democrat's Answer:
Well, that's not enough information to answer the question! Does the man
look poor! Or oppressed? Have I ever done anything to him that would
inspire him to attack? Could we run away? What does my wife think? What
about the kids? Could I possibly swing the gun like a club and knock the
knife out of his hand? What does the law say about this situation? Does the
Glock have appropriate safety built into it? Why am I carrying a loaded gun
anyway, and what kind of message does this send to society and to my
children? Is it possible he'd be happy with just killing me?
Does he definitely want to kill me, or would he be content just to wound
me? If I were to grab his knees and hold on, could my family get away while
he was stabbing me? Should I call 9-1-1?
Why is this street so deserted? We need to raise taxes, have a paint and
weed day and make this a happier and healthier street that would discourage
such behavior. This is all so confusing!
I need to debate this with some friends for few days and try to come to a
consensus.
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Republican's Answer:
BANG!
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Southern (or Texas) Republican's Answer:
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click.....
(sounds of reloading).
BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG! BANG!
click
Daughter: "Nice grouping, Daddy! Were those the Winchester Silver Tips or
Hollow Points?
Son: Git-r-Dun Pop! Can I shoot the next one!
Wife: You ain't taking that to the Taxidermist!
"I bought it for the day in my life when a war comes to my backdoor. I plan to keep it safe and very secure from my family and never intend to use it until either the Republican Army or the christians come knocking on my door."
This Einstein needs to be reminded that you only fight as well as you train.
"If a dem wants to go to the range, refuse. No sense in arming the enemy."
Depends on who the dem is. Most of the ones I know are pretty moderate and level-headed, just a little misguided. I know someone who converted a liberal after a few vists to the range.
Sounds like good advice to me!
Sure to create . . .
Microwave® 
Widows
DUmmies can't stand a free media for two reasons: one, it gives a platform to the conservative voices out there; two, when they actually have to answer the tought questions, they are freely shown as fools, idiot, and poseurs.
BRING BACK THE FAIRNESS DOCTRINE is the cry at DU.
Yeah, they'd probably blow their manhood off--if they had any.
This is like Bizarro Free Republic.
MOON BATTY
Tune: "Moon River"
Moon-batty,
Wilder than an ant,
I'm laughing at this rant
I read.
Oh, you DUmmie,
You're too FUnnie;
Can't tell if you're jokin'
Or smokin'
Some weed.
Tin-hatty,
Off in la-la land,
Conspiracies so grand
You weave.
You're angry, you seem quite annoyed,
Sitting unemployed--
You're rather paranoid--
Moon-batty,
BELIEEEVE!
Priceless
All your guns are belong to us macho man.
Or they will when you're trying to figure out how to load and fire the thing while we're breaking down your basement door.
Better you should stick with, well, sticks and stones, that's more your speed than a gun Mr. Macho Moonbat.
Diane's Rat-a-tat-tat Arsenal:
Where the heck does this cr*p come from? No one's trying to forcibly convert anyone to Christianity. This guy/gal/nutjob out to worry more about the islamofascists than about Christians.
Shouldn't that be "an SHTF" scenario, not "STHF"? Poor fools can't even spell initials!
How far left can you be to think the media is right-wing?
You win the benburch joke prize for this thread.
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