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Britt's InstaPoll
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| 2/7/2006
| Britt Gillette
Posted on 02/07/2006 2:52:24 PM PST by rushlimbaughshow
Which of the following best completes this sentence? All the alcohol consumed by Ted Kennedy in the last forty years could:
1) Provide the power needs of a small third world nation for 1,600 years
2) Sterilize surgical instruments worldwide for the next 7.3 years
3) Create an explosion equal in size to a 3-kiloton nuclear bomb if ignited
4) Provide college fraternities everywhere with an 87-year party inventory
5) Supply uninterrupted power to a hybrid car for 288 years
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Any other ideas for completing the sentence?
To: rushlimbaughshow
Mary Jo Kopechne is unable to participate in the poll.
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posted on
02/07/2006 2:53:20 PM PST
by
dfwgator
To: rushlimbaughshow
... Never force him to admit culpability in the death of MJ Kopechne.
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posted on
02/07/2006 2:54:23 PM PST
by
theDentist
(Qwerty ergo typo : I type, therefore I misspelll.)
To: rushlimbaughshow
4
posted on
02/07/2006 2:57:05 PM PST
by
MNJohnnie
("Vote Democrat-We are the party of reactionary inertia".)
To: rushlimbaughshow
6) Fill two hundred and ten 1967 Oldsmobile Delta 88s (two hundred and five if you take out the passenger).
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posted on
02/07/2006 2:59:56 PM PST
by
dirtboy
(I'm fat, I sleep most of the winter and I saw my shadow yesterday. Does that make me a groundhog?)
To: rushlimbaughshow
ALL OF THE ABOVE
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posted on
02/07/2006 3:19:29 PM PST
by
SmithL
(Sarchasm: The gulf between the author of sarcastic wit and the person who doesn't get it.)
Comment #7 Removed by Moderator
To: rushlimbaughshow
"All the alcohol consumed by Ted Kennedy in the last forty years could:Definitely qualify him for a "liter-ship" role in the Democrat Party.
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posted on
02/07/2006 5:09:16 PM PST
by
melt
(Someday, they'll wish their Jihad... Jihadn't.)
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